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ギズモさん (@gizmo_neko)Mon, 15 Nov 2021 07:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1459866179162492931

People have started to act as if they are perpetually on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, or Instagram, places that have trained all of us to think our opinions are urgently needed at all times.

Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 14:01 GMT

I am once again asking why are men

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 22:01 GMT

Can we stop pretending like it’s difficult to exit Vim?

Lily Clark (lilc) (@seclilc)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 18:22 GMT

Really the dumbest trope. Exiting vim is easy.

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Can we stop pretending like it’s difficult to exit Vim?

Lily Clark (lilc) (@seclilc)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 18:22 GMT

Lauren N. Roth (@lauren_n_roth)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 22:18 GMT

absolutely insufferable human

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 16:48 GMT

Elon Musk: Could’ve been Tony Stark. Chose to be Obadiah Stane.

Jason Kander (@JasonKander)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 20:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/ramseyboltin/status/1459604299839938562

Dude violated so bad an NPC spawned in to slap him

Arlong (@ramseyboltin)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 19:31 GMT

This is your periodic reminder that (a) “female” is an adjective and (b) the noun for “female human” is “woman”

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We’ll remember this day in history all too well. Congratulations @taylorswift13 ❤️

Spotify (@Spotify)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 21:01 GMT

pumpkin spice genehack (@genehack)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 08:03 GMT

Finally watching Shang-Chi, here as a bus operator to rate the SFT transit factors of The Bus Scene:

Mack, yes, That Mack (@that_mc)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 20:04 GMT

TikTok users responding to a P1 application outage: "~ oh no ~ our table ~ it's broken"

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 11:41 GMT

The thing that I found most valuable - and most generally underrated - from learning TDD 5 years into my career is the art of developing by making lots of small, targeted commits that each deliver an increment but leave the codebase deployable. Multiple commits per day.

Jez Humble (@jezhumble)Sun, 07 Nov 2021 17:28 GMT

What are some “tech” things (usually practices) where when you’ve “seen them, you can’t un-see them”? For me: * Test-driven development * Usability testing * Trunk-based development * High-quality alerting * Event-based monitoring * Probably also FP

Lou ☁️ 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 11:53 GMT

Same with automated testing prior to deployment. This is a good thing though. Those hard problems were always there, you just never had time to look for them due to all the simpler issues taking up all your time.

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it's a bit counterintuitive, but the better-instrumented and the more mature your systems are, the fewer problems you'll find with automated alerting and the more you'll have to find by sifting around in production by hand. twitter.com/arclight/statu…

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Tue, 09 Nov 2021 22:13 GMT

Tom Binns (@fullstacktester)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 16:08 GMT

it's a bit counterintuitive, but the better-instrumented and the more mature your systems are, the fewer problems you'll find with automated alerting and the more you'll have to find by sifting around in production by hand.

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https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1454011276867166211

I'm reminded of Clifford Stoll's "The Cuckoo's Egg" where he detected severe security vulnerabilities based on a monthly $0.25 accounting discrepancy that had no good explanation. Systems weren't falling over, nothing was tripping an alert but the system was subtly off-normal

arclight (@arclight)Fri, 29 Oct 2021 09:12 +0000

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Tue, 09 Nov 2021 22:13 GMT

trans women will literally be the prettiest girls you've ever seen and still have the audacity to have a fatter cock than you

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 17:40 GMT

furries, a community of people who are all about commissioning unique pieces off artists. porn, forever looking for ways to bypass payment blocks from payment companies, famously willing to champion new technologies. neither adopted crypto. make your own conclusions.

Freyja Katra Valentine, despooked (@FreyjaErlings)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 21:29 GMT

Wish me luck cause I’m launching myself mouth first into some nachos

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 14:47 GMT

Here's what happens when you post a photo with no alt text on Twitter, because I think some of you don't understand what I have to do in response. First, it depends on what device I'm looking at it. 1/

Connor Scott-Gardner (@CatchTheseWords)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 11:51 GMT

Some said an open-world experience this immersive wasn’t possible. But it’s already here. And you don’t even need silly VR headsets. Introducing, ✨Icelandverse✨ #icelandverse

Inspired by Iceland (@iceland)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:23 GMT

Oh wow, I was just talking about this in therapy.

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Something hard to learn when suddenly a public profile: You often exist as an entirely fictional character in people's mental storyworlds, with no inputs except escaping from themselves, and no outputs except anger at their phantoms superimposed on pictures of actual people. twitter.com/jenmsft/status…

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 19:21 GMT

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 20:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/juliaferraioli/status/1459256669464977410

I have a lot of thoughts on this. Perhaps unsurprisingly. People’s reactions when they realize I’m a complete and complex human and not this flat horcrux of myself is… telling.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 05:27 GMT

Something hard to learn when suddenly a public profile: You often exist as an entirely fictional character in people's mental storyworlds, with no inputs except escaping from themselves, and no outputs except anger at their phantoms superimposed on pictures of actual people. twitter.com/jenmsft/status…

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I have no idea what I did to provoke this comment, but I'm fairly certain if someone looked at what I was doing with my time they'd say I spend way too many hours working

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:57 GMT

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 19:21 GMT

I have no idea what I did to provoke this comment, but I'm fairly certain if someone looked at what I was doing with my time they'd say I spend way too many hours working

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1459296690049937412

Honestly this is one of the things that keeps me from being social. Plus, I worry about being uninteresting as well as finding others uninteresting! I miss connection and hugs though.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 03:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1459297032665923589

It’s interesting because people keep saying, “I can’t wait for things to get back to normal” and I have fundamentally changed through this experience. What’s normal?

Ashley Willis (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1459296690049937412

I also wonder how this lack of social stamina is contributing to burnout.

Ashley Willis (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:08 GMT

I’m interested in how COVID has affected us socially because I don’t know about y’all but I have 0 social stamina I miss people, but I also don’t want to see or talk to anyone & if I do then I can only be genuinely interested for about 20 mins before I start looking for the exit

Ashley Willis (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:06 GMT

The great @MissiPyle & I finally reunited 22 years after Galaxy Quest!  As a married couple in #EmpireWaist!

RainnWilson (@rainnwilson)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 00:30 GMT

“Ah, he claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what he's talking about?” - Luke Skywalker #StarWars #Kenobi #ObiWan #DisneyPlusDay

Luke Skywalker (@MentorSkywalker)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 16:30 GMT

to this day I still find it terrifying how many redirects literally every banking and financial website uses to tie everything together

Miss Amy (@MissAmyTobey)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 16:40 GMT

#vim

Mastering Vim (@MasteringVim)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:16 GMT

I always stop reading at "Installing your own private instance in Arch Linux is as easy as..."

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:21 GMT

Oh my god. I've been "debugging" why this file says "modified 2 years ago" on GitHub when it the last commit was Mar. 2020 thinking it was some Git metadata issue and I realized that Mar 2020 is now basically "2 years ago". Oh god.

Mitchell Hashimoto (@mitchellh)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 21:43 GMT

I was today years old when I found out that I can share a Google Slides presentation in html (for screen reader users and magnification users) by swapping out "/edit" in the URL for "/htmlpresent"

Vicky Teinaki (@vickytnz)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 17:46 GMT