I should make more money, right?

I’m gonna be honest with you: We waited a bit since I was full and now I *do* want more Austin Powers

Attached: 1 image hang on, gotta go take a shit in my shitting cube

@nosmaharba@mastodon.world you are allowed to put down the American political lens when interacting with the globe on the internet, I give you this permission to not infer things about an irrelevant context

A product design board Here’s what I want to see from every technology-driven product team: Do you know your user? Not “this is the industry we’re targeting” or “this is for everyone!”, but who, …

Attached: 1 video PLAYING SUPER MARIO KART WITH A DILDO Yes you read that right I have created a dildo controller for playing Super Mario Kart and took it for a test drive! Not sure what to call it at the moment so I’m going with “Dick Shift” 🔞 NSFW WARNING 🔞

You would not believe the level of insanity you have to go through to allow a link to see an organic audience on LinkedIn.

If answering your survey gives me a chance to win a gift card, your data has a bias for chumps.

Just texted with my super pessimistic kid who now actually has hope for the future. They said young people are “extremely animated” and that there would be "massive turnout if the momentum keeps up." They said they had great hopes for down ballot candidates. The other twin said he’d never been politically optimistic in his adulthood before. They’re 29.

A decade ago, I successfully lobbied the UK Government to adopt an Open Standard. https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2014/07/how-i-got-the-uk-government-to-adopt-odf/ That then accidentally kicked off a new career for me as I became a dedicated standards policy wonk. I wonder what the next decade will bring?

I have a theory that for the last 10 years #faang companies who prefer Code Golf solutions in job interviews means they only end up hiring people who learned to beat the interview, and not actually have software engineering or critical thinking ability. At the same time the need for infinite growth, which is the only basic model SV understands, had driven profits over being a good landlord on the web. https://toot.cafe/@slightlyoff/112833989608905813

you can cite the deep magic to me if you want. i was there when it was written but I like hearing it from someone else's perspective. it's pretty cool that you're a witch, too.

Attached: 1 image Two tired parents after two weeks of traveling with kids. But last night we got a few hours of alone time and a great meal at a local restaurant in the middle of nowhere, and we really should be doing more of that.

I put the ass in assimilation

everyone's all star trek is so unrealistic because data makes millions of borg inactive just by sending one tiny command telling them to sleep wait what

I've been reminded of the existence of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and the contest is now over. I could watch that film any day. All day, even.