KFC's Zinger Tower Burgers don't get the love that they deserve

Anthony, of course 💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 17:17 +0000

Every single time I come back from a conference my brain is like “gotta learn this this this this and this” Takes me a few hours to process everything and decide what I want to actually look into and what I want to bench forever.

Richard Bagshaw (@bagwaa)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 17:24 +0000

Yup

Georgie Bingham (@georgiebingham)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 07:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1444283690004140033

I mean look at this slide 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 13:55 +0000

you've literally been told someone's spouse will be deported because you won't give them a piece of paper. in what version of reality is this anything but astoundingly embarrassing for your entire organisation?

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https://twitter.com/onlyjefff/status/1443953141662236709

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Revolut (@RevolutApp)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 15:00 +0000

Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 10:06 +0000

Colleague at work: "Oh, what3words seems neat, could we-" Me:

James Harrison (@jamesharrison)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 19:35 +0000

My thermostat wants me to enable 2FA. Don't get me wrong, 2FA is great, but was it so bad when you didn't have to log into your thermostat?

Mike Pound (@_mikepound)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 08:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1443537983953588227

when my tummy hurts a bit too much for too long

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 08:39 +0000

I must be at the wrong conference. This is bbb

Paul Seal (codeshare.co.uk) (@CodeSharePaul)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 07:40 +0000

happy october to this absolute legend

jonny sun (@jonnysun)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 15:39 +0000

we keep pandas from dying out just so they can do this all day

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I'm not a panda, I'm a ball.

Nature and animals🌿😽🐶🐒🐰🐼🐥🐿️ (@Chinaanimals)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 14:57 +0000

hum dunkin (@hum_dunkin)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/sudo_overflow/status/1443777993478869006

Thunderbird does the same from many years ago!

Alejandro Fiore (@alejandrofiore2)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:31 +0000

I never wanted to fully mute all the crypto/nft stuff cause I wanted to keep an eye on who I support and if they’re into that kind of crap 👀 But it’s too rage inducing, I can’t deal. Y’all continue burning our fucking planet and scamming each other, I’m out.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 18:35 +0000

Ok but we cute in this one tho 💅🏼

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externalising the internal trauma with (the one, the only) @CarolSaysThings; the taker of this picture and the narrator of this tweet 👄 📍@dddeastmidlands speaker 🍕 dinner

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 20:05 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 21:12 +0000

RT @rizbizkits

externalising the internal trauma with (the one, the only) @CarolSaysThings; the taker of this picture and the narrator of this tweet 👄 📍@dddeastmidlands speaker 🍕 dinner

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 20:15 +0000

I will never understand why tech companies optimize interviews for a college grad to do better than someone with ten years of experience.

Randall Kanna (@RandallKanna)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:00 +0000

harper 🤯 (@harper)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:54 +0000

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Jira, begging the backlog to get shorter 😭

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:59 +0000

It’s October 1st, so a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Blind person (me) that your Halloween-themed spooky Twitter name may be festive, but it breaks screen readers like VoiceOver. Try not to indulge if you can; otherwise someone won’t know who you are for a month.

Steven Aquino (he/him) (@steven_aquino)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/KJRichards/status/1443989283526828035

Without Jill’s influence, I never would have started contributing to WordPress. Thank you, Jill!

Katie Richards (@KJRichards)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:21 +0000

Why isn't there a way to mute a hashtag directly from a tweet that's using it?

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:44 +0000

Every open source maintainer upon realizing tomorrow is October…

Devon Govett (@devongovett)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 03:02 +0000

Hearing #PSD2 and #SCA at work

Tanin (@LandTanin)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 13:31 +0000

After 10 years of being told I need to get better at communicating with senior stakeholders, I've finally realised that those white men need to get better at listening to me.

clara greo (teoh) 🌈 (@claragt)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 21:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/noahsussman/status/1443569341023272960

Root cause analysis (RCA) implies it's *always* fair to place 100% blame on one specific act. In software, as in life, that's naively simple. There are normally multiple independent factors. RCA creates unfair findings, bad decisions, and anger/distrust. Operations get riskier.

Alex Yates (He/Him) (@_AlexYates_)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 09:27 +0000

He got lost looking at pumpkins 🐾

🌼 Jen | Shop Update LIVE!🌼 (@jeeklaart)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 15:00 +0000

"We repro'd the issue" - boring, technical, doesn't really grab the attention "We have confirmed the phenomenon" - radiates power, implies a mystical nature, sounds potentially cataclysmic

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[Bugs Occurring in the Steam Edition] We have confirmed the phenomenon that the game stops when matching in "NETWORK" mode, and we are investigating the cause.(1/2)

【公式】MELTY BLOOD: TYPE LUMINA (@MB_LUMINA)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 13:39 +0000

Robbie Russell (@vApathyv)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 14:45 +0000

Using this

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 05:54 +0000

Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse

Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 15:34 +0000

An open source project either dies young as a hero or lives long enough to be horribly mismanaged into the ground by a group of big egos with misaligned incentives.

Jamon 🚜 (@jamonholmgren)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 17:02 +0000

I really want October to be lighter for me and anyone else who has been more overwhelmed than they may want to admit.

Natelegé Whaley (@natelege_)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 22:43 +0000

i genuinely feel like I’m in a giant prank when people start talking about NFTs as if any second someone’s gonna be like “punked! Of course this is an incredible fuckwit idea no one would actually take seriously!”

shelley (@codebytere)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:54 +0000

What the world thinks autism on TV and film is Versus What it *actually* is -

🐸Holly Smale 🌿 (@HolSmale)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/JakeHerrington/status/1443286853210230797

So, all that to say: github.com/ruby/www.ruby-…

Jacob Herrington (@JakeHerrington)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 18:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/RobertGReeve/status/1443325075399364612

Me: Having sex with multiple different people is great! Liberating, even! You find out what you like and what you don't like! Me, being reminded of the fact my boyfriend's slept with other women:

Adelaide is #nerdfitness James Introcaso (@ohadelaide)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 21:33 +0000

The Internet is a magical place that connects us all. My friend just moved from London to LA and immediately matched on Hinge with the girl I lost my virginity to

Robert GamesIntrocaso Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 21:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1443312361872322560

i won't, but i should

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 20:31 +0000