Charcuterie boards ain’t shit but bougie Lunchables

Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 03:50 +0000

"For ’tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his own petard" Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 06:09 +0000

🌍 Global brands care about you very much.

🥃 Larry & Paul 🥃 (@larryandpaul)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 08:56 +0000

I'd like to replace the word "requirement" with the word "conversation". Instead of reaction to a bug being "we missed that requirement", what if it was "we missed that conversation". Because we did, we missed the conversation. And conversations are on *us*.

Maaret Pyhäjärvi (@maaretp)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 08:48 +0000

what can i say, women love women who love women

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen pirate) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 00:18 +0000

open source devs be like "I'm gonna make this class private" so much for open source huh

GAMER  (@__eater__)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:28 +0000

Glow up? This woman has always been extremely beautiful

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Adele’s glow up is crazy 😳

Septimus Prime 🐐 (@septimusajprime)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 14:24 +0000

alake (@mayo_yemi)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:13 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 13:04 +0000

My blog has more words of content than the first three Harry Potter books combined. Or more than the 5th book (the longest Harry Potter book). So that's neat.

Kent C. Dodds (@kentcdodds)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 12:54 +0000

I don't mean to boast, but I got retweeted by the official #GBBO account yesterday. That's right. I'm a big fucking deal now. I'm pretty much the new Mary Berry! #Tweet100

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This is a public service announcement: maltloaf exists. #GBBO twitter.com/ThatWriterJon/…

British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 16:21 +0000

Jon McGreevy (@ThatWriterJon)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 09:55 +0000

I love that the name orangutan means "human of the forest" or “forest person” in the Malay language. They were just like “oh yeah that’s the forest guy” and it’s an orangutan

Roxy (@RoxyTall)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 12:05 +0000

if you see this, post your smile glo up

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if you see this, post your smile glo up

jade(d) (@lilkittyjadee)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 18:14 +0000

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 07:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1448920869674405907

something something, “if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl”

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 08:10 +0000

explaining to everyone at this kubecon dinner that i have a full time job as an accountant

kris nóva (@krisnova)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 05:13 +0000

mother goose

Kat Cosgrave 🪦 (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 21:32 +0000

whenever you see a startup who you didn’t join at seed stage goes public, take solace in the possibility that they’d not have succeeded had you joined

can (@can)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 14:48 +0000

This is (one of many reasons) why Government websites need proper vulnerability disclosure programmes. We (CDDO) are looking at security.txt github.com/alphagov/open-… It's already deployed on some .gov.uk websites.

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A reporter at @stltoday discovered a flaw in a state website that risked exposure of teacher Social Security numbers. He notified the state of the problem and it was fixed. Today, @GovParsonMO labeled the reporter a 'hacker' & vowed criminal prosecution. missouriindependent.com/2021/10/14/mis…

Jason Hancock (@J_Hancock)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 15:32 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697775068229635

Nothing was "converted" or "decoded." You literally open a web page, right click, and select "view source code." The SSNs were plainly visible.

This Is Exhausting (@SHockeyfan)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697775068229635

Accessing publicly available information is not hacking. By having the information so easily available, the website did implicitly grant permission to view it.

Ryan King (@rexaliquid)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:42 +0000

Oh word? Every time I've accidentally hit F12 I was hacking? I am a master hacker now. Bow before me.

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https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697772799049730

A hacker is someone who gains unauthorized access to information or content. This individual did not have permission to do what they did. They had no authorization to convert and decode the code.

Governor Mike Parson (@GovParsonMO)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:10 +0000

High King Pilnokula, An Even Meaner Bisexual 🦇 (@Pilnok)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:29 +0000

Kubecon is having your Twitter feed in person near you.

Jaana Dogan at KubeCon ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:38 +0000

Hiring in the tech industry

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 14:01 +0000

Very happy with our #hacktoberfest2021 challenge and all the cards we've produced 💪 After 30+ contributions this is what it ended up looking like 🤗 junior-developer-group.github.io/HacktoberPet/

Likii (@Likiipedia)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 11:32 +0000

it's nice when the mattress review gets straight to the point

shelley (@codebytere)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 11:43 +0000

COMPLETE REMISSION

Dizzy Smith (@dizzyd)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 22:05 +0000

My husband first relapsed 2 years ago. It's been a huge source of stress, and this summer was incredibly intense with him in and out of the hospital. I cried tears of joy today when they told us he's now in remission. ♥️ So happy! 🎉🎉🎉

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COMPLETE REMISSION

Dizzy Smith (@dizzyd)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 22:05 +0000

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 00:21 +0000

Got a cute welcome box of @monzo swag in the post 🥰

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 09:01 +0000