Word of the day is to 'noggle' something: 19th-century English dialect meaning to manage something with difficulty/to just about scrape through. (As in 'I could barely get out of bed this morning, but I noggled it somehow'.)

Susie Dent 💙 (@susie_dent)Wed, 15 Dec 2021 09:36 GMT

BERSERK (@srslyberserk)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 13:22 GMT

Very excited to announce that starting immediately I am starting an exciting new role! From now on my new role on Twitter will be telling each and every one of you how hot you are. Hey you — you’re hot. 🔥

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 15 Dec 2021 01:23 GMT

I don't care if #Log4J is supposed to be pronounced as Log-Forge... ...I'm still gonna pronounce it as Log-Four-Jay. Same way that Nginx is not Engine-Ex, it's En-Ginx (G pronounced like the G in gif).

Tinker (@TinkerSec)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 14:18 GMT

i've chosen the new Bond

Cate (@supergayscripts)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 15:42 GMT

My roomba has been missing since the us-east-1 outage and I cannot find her anywhere. Responds to “oh lawd she comin” If you see her please let me know

🖤devon🖤 (@devonbl)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 02:21 GMT

OH: "Free bowls of water outside restaurants and bars, for anti-vaxxers" 🤣

`replaces: *` (@Ocramius)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 19:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/techgirl1908/status/1470549151633051654

I don’t care what your business is, I just want to work for y’all.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 17:36 GMT

Hey @cassidoo, @DThompsonDev, and @ChloeCondon Shall we let the cat out of the bag that we're starting our own tech company?! Who can guess what our business will focus on? 🤪 Wrong answers only

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 00:20 GMT

TFW u open twitter and a bunch of ppl are vaguely tweeting about the same shit

Steve Kim (@Fobwashed)Mon, 14 Jan 2019 22:19 GMT

Working from home vs working in the office.

Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 21:42 GMT

The ability to set up a spending maximum or subscription-based service would be so fucking trivial for a company of this size, and yet we still get these stories over and over again. twitter.com/quinnypig/stat…

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You’re going to kill someone with this kind of thing, @awscloud. I’m not being hyperbolic in the least. twitter.com/jonnyplatt/sta…

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 15:02 GMT

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 15:37 GMT

You’re going to kill someone with this kind of thing, @awscloud. I’m not being hyperbolic in the least.

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🎄 Excited to announce I just received my Christmas present from @awscloud! 😱 Horrified to see it's $45,000 in charges due to some scammer hacking my account + mining Crypto for the last few weeks ⏰ Had no sleep last night. It's now 23 hrs since my support ticket & no reply.

Jonny Platt (@jonnyplatt)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 11:18 GMT

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 15:02 GMT

🎄 Excited to announce I just received my Christmas present from @awscloud! 😱 Horrified to see it's $45,000 in charges due to some scammer hacking my account + mining Crypto for the last few weeks ⏰ Had no sleep last night. It's now 23 hrs since my support ticket & no reply.

Jonny Platt (@jonnyplatt)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 11:18 GMT

New year, new universe. Watch the trailer for EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, an epic sci-fi/kung fu adventure from mad geniuses @Daniels and starring legends only, Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, James Hong, and Jamie Lee Curtis. In Theaters March 25!

A24 (@A24)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 14:01 GMT

Why I don't like Java for Lambda functions How it cold started How it keeps going

Paul Johnston - containing his snark (@PaulDJohnston)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 13:29 GMT

I really hope the recent Log4J exploit shakes up tech companies enough to make them actively support the OSS projects they use I can dream right

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 11:38 GMT

half naked pictures doesnt mean shes easy. some of yall post guns and still get robbed lmfaooo

✧✧Mildred✧✧ (@Mildsexyy)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 15:02 GMT

What’s everyone’s favourite place for eating out? 🍟 #MonzosVeryImportant2021DataThing

Monzo (@monzo)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 10:00 GMT

multitasking

dinosaur (@dino_comics)Fri, 10 Dec 2021 17:23 GMT

Are there any self-help groups for people who’s friends are getting sucked into the crypto bullshit? I’m, uh, asking for a friend. 😇

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 09:34 GMT

The continuous urge to check if you’re muted… then remembering that you’re just watching a recording of a zoom meeting 🤦🏼‍♀️

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 09:55 GMT

Was off work yesterday as I could barely get out of bed. Nothing has knocked me off my feet like that since I caught covid last year so I went for a PCR just in case. And now I’ve got to self-isolate as yup, I’ve got covid. Again. This is going to be a struggle

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 08:01 GMT

the most important HTTP request headers wizardzines.com/comics/request…

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 13:19 +0000

Log4j 2.16.0 has already announced this morning and I have just completed my 6am to 4am shift!😵‍💫World is on fire 🔥, yet it was a pleasure to do something with all Log4j developers: @rgoers @RemkoPopma @carter_kozak @jvz @GaryGregory, Ron Grabowski, Robert Middleton. 🍩

Volkan Yazıcı (@yazicivo)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 03:29 GMT

Pro tip: if you don't need the history of a git repository make sure you specify `--depth 1` to significantly speed up the download 🪄 Super useful in CIs

Minko Gechev (@mgechev)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 05:30 GMT

The balance between automating a repetitive manual task and doing the manual task periodically is incredibly tricky. It's incredibly tempting to automate things to make our lives easier. But is it actually saving you time? Or would it take over a year to be net neutral?

Laurie (@laurieontech)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 18:58 GMT

Something I really love about being involved in @nodejs is that I get to have a leadership role in a fairly large organization without having a single person "reporting" to me.

Rich Trott (@trott)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 22:04 GMT

Hey cis "allies." If we can't even trust you to stop throwing money at a transphobic YA author, how are we supposed to trust you with anything important?

Ellie 🍂 falling into winter ❄️ (@EllieSageRN)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 21:56 GMT

“Queers are too obsessed with gender!” You literally made male and female potato people as children’s toys to enforce comp het

britta_bot (christmas version) (@darkest_britta)Fri, 10 Dec 2021 18:03 GMT

this high-profile vulnerability in an open source project is really reinforcing my belief that, to a dominant portion of users, the primary important thing about free software is that it is gratis, rather than libre

cron mom (@sophaskins)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 23:58 GMT

microdosing hell by just hopping on a quick zoom call

𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚 (@NapVeg)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 21:07 GMT

Fixed it for you, @TIME.

Americans For Tax Fairness (@4TaxFairness)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 14:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/beka_valentine/status/1470134831262564353

but its not the log4j's responsibility to fix this in a timely fashion they didnt make any promises to any big corps about SLAs or any shit like that, and if there are **consequences** for those corps, that is FINE it might suck, but that's not the dev's responsibility

Beka Valentine (@beka_valentine)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 20:55 GMT

Everything I Made In My Kitchen For The Month Of November 🎞⏲

🐘 (@mariyyum)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 22:52 GMT

A project with a footprint like Log4j is not possible to avoid as a transient dependency even if you don’t directly import it. Log4j is a canonical logging utility for a huge ecosystem. Its current radius is beyond doing due diligence.

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The log4j case is not a showcase for bad OSS funding. It is a showcase for naive and cheap users not doing their due diligence, code review and testing before using components. Remember goto fail? Silly bugs are shipped even with the greatest funding.

Daniel 🥌 Stenberg (@bagder)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 15:05 GMT

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 16:26 GMT

JUST TOM HOLLAND AND ZENDAYA SHARING THE SAME BRAIN CELL

gecs⁷🥀 (@agustmoon19)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 15:01 GMT

filling the room with negative energy until i have what they have

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JUST TOM HOLLAND AND ZENDAYA SHARING THE SAME BRAIN CELL

gecs⁷🥀 (@agustmoon19)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 15:01 GMT

flik (@jakegyllenhalal)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 21:18 GMT