Large companies find HTML & CSS frustrating “at scale” because the web is a fundamentally anti-capitalist mashup art experiment, designed to give consumers all the power. Sorry I didn’t quote tweet anything in order to say that.

Mia, Keeper of All Gates (@TerribleMia)Sun, 24 Nov 2019 20:52 GMT

Context: I asked Alexa for the weather. It told me the weather. Then it gave me an ad.

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In Q3 2022 Amazon will announce Echo Free, a fully functional virtual home assistant device that they will ship to you at no cost* * audio adverts will be played after Alexa responses, and they reserve the right to play them at any time for no reason

Michelle D'israeli (@MDisraeli)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 13:08 GMT

Lucy Davinhart 🍓 (@LucyDavinhart)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 13:09 GMT

on @yourewrongabout this week, @eeberquist talked about leaning away from the language of "guilty pleasures" and towards the language of "comforts" and I just !!!! love that so much

Fortesa Latifi (@fortesalatifi)Wed, 24 Nov 2021 17:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/hughrawlinson/status/1355171000011411456

So um i went to some great lengths. I took some extraordinary measures. Was it all worth it, for the first spicy sip of the season? You bet! #GingerbreadLatte

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 08:12 GMT

That time I quit my job, risked COVID by taking an international flight and moved to the Netherlands just for a Gingerbread latte. Now my beard is twice as long and it's definitely not safe to go into a Starbucks here.

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So um i went to some great lengths. I took some extraordinary measures. Was it all worth it, for the first spicy sip of the season? You bet! #GingerbreadLatte

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 08:12 GMT

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 10:30 GMT

Word of the day, on repeat, is ‘latibulate’ (17th century): to hide in a corner until the situation improves.

Susie Dent 💙 (@susie_dent)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 08:34 GMT

Dr. Fortyseven ☢🥃 (@fortyseven)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 08:42 GMT

I'm a tech guy and I can say with confidence I've lost every private key I've ever held within three years or so. Excited to see this important technology go mainstream with no recourse and tied to real assets. Please share your own stories in the comments!

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One of the most significant side-effects of the rise of crypto is we're *finally* giving everyone a public/private key pair What cypherpunks had tried unsuccessfully to do for yrs w/ ideology is happening w/ crypto incentives This has *far* reaching consequences warning long🧵

brantly.eth (@BrantlyMillegan)Mon, 03 May 2021 17:26 +0000

Pinboard (@Pinboard)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 01:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolinesinders/status/1460716928360714248

Oh the top of my list is DEF also porn on tumblr and vine

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Wed, 17 Nov 2021 11:16 GMT

I love when drivers apologize to me for being on the phone and I’m just like my dude as long as you’re not talking to me I’m GOOD

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 17:38 GMT

Making Peter Parker, a character incredibly well known for being poor, someone who worships a billionaire is actual propaganda

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https://twitter.com/capekinos/status/1463957116339773450

Your most controversial Spider-Man hot take?

Larry #WattWarriors (@capekinos)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 19:45 GMT

🎄Aster🎁Olivine🎄 (@AsterOlivine)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 21:06 GMT

Oh hey, it’s the women’s bathroom at a tech company

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https://twitter.com/KurtKohlstedt/status/1464199461643731005

Michael.Seraphim (@mseraphimsl)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 19:24 GMT

Valerie Aurora (@vaurorapub)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 19:58 GMT

What attackers don't want you to know

Brains93 (@Brains933)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 09:25 GMT

JimeeGee (@JimeeGee)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 01:08 GMT

Dear developers who don’t permit pasting in password fields, who hurt you?

emily freeman (@editingemily)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 19:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dro2H/status/1464323870387675142

Gorilla Grip G™️ (@hugefuckingsack)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 03:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1464297544255623174

It's just a shame seeing people who once championed progression start complaining once it progresses past them. As if they thought society would only move forward as far as they personally felt comfortable with then stop.

Paul Wishart (@MrWishart)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 00:37 GMT

It’s the shirts with everybody’s responsibility for me 🥺

Muted. Argue with yourself. (@___inCANdescent)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 19:18 GMT

This is hilariously dope

Wendy 𓋹 📿𓂀✨ (@ulovewendy)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 19:05 GMT

when i hear #Omicron all i think of is #Futurama

Harriet Carroll: To be decided... (@angryhacademic)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 14:14 GMT

People of Earth… #B11529 #Omicron #Futurama

Rakesh 🙈🙉🙊 (@densaer)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 23:28 GMT

Knob is one of the best insults that the British vocabulary has ever given me.

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https://twitter.com/etiene_d/status/1464538776127090688

You are of course better than all of this, and this clarity and strength is painful for their fragility. They'll try to hide it, but this dude in particular was very unsuccessful at that. Everyone can see how much of a knob he is.

Etiene Dalcol (@etiene_d)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 10:23 GMT

Etiene Dalcol (@etiene_d)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 10:32 GMT

This is Maisey. Nope she's not my dog but yes I am walking her. My neighbour has dementia and the dog helps keep him happy. He can't walk her anymore due to age and health so I've started taking her. It's good for me and it's good for her 🐶

Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:51 GMT

If i was an old white dude who owed my entire success to a famous queer person of color that called our band 'Queen' and had a song in drag called 'Breaking Free', I would shut the fuck up complaining about wokeness and diversity

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:26 GMT

Prompt: `"mysterious orb of the elder gods", matte painting trending on ArtStation` (CLIP guided diffusion)

nshepperd (@nshepperd1)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 06:08 GMT

Please vaccinate. I have no desire to learn the entire Greek alphabet.

Sujay Kansagra, MD (@medschooladvice)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 21:10 GMT

I like how we do technical interviews at @gitlab. - Merge Request upfront to review as home exercise - Go through the review & implement suggestions Gives candidates enough time to prepare without a surprise. Focus on the technical discussion. Hopefully reduces stress.

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There's an even bigger issue with live coding than "just" the potential impact on diversity. If you do stressful live coding, you're excluding a massive population. "A large population of people are impacted by performance anxiety (est. 40% of all adults in the U.S. [23])."

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Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 10:15 GMT

Nicolas Dular (@nicolasdular)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 11:22 GMT

At a non-technical conference today, and it seems that the "this is more of a comment than a question..." problem exists outside of the tech world as well!

🏳️‍🌈 James Hayward (@geeksareforlife)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:13 GMT

It only takes me incredible 33 seconds (!) to order a free lateral flow test kit on @GOVUK – from searching for the service to arriving on the confirmation screen. Don’t ever tell me again that private sector services are the benchmark. They are not. This is it. #ServiceDesign

Martin Jordan (he/him) 🚲 🌱 (@Martin_Jordan)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 21:59 GMT

What if Pete Davidson’s penis is a completely normal size and he just texts women something that made him think of them every once in awhile

G. L. DiVittorio (@gldivittorio)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 20:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1464076684483649541

@anjoustiles informed me years ago that my fursona is a goose whether I like it or not

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 03:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/dan_abramov/status/1463828911532527617

dan this tweet slaps. idk if you're Posting or if this is your natural self but it's good

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 04:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1464367273519378432

rails me daddy

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 23:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/celeste_horgan/status/1464383176218853378

no, no, that post is a gem

xXx_ANT1F4_5C3N3_QU33N_xXx (@pupOnSecurity)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 00:02 GMT

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 18:36 GMT

“CAPTCHAs don’t prove you’re human – they prove you’re American” shkspr.mobi/blog/2017/11/c… I wrote this rant 3 years ago, and things are getting worse. Yesterday I had to identify crosswalks, highway signs, and overhead traffic lights. Do self driving cars only work in the USA?

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 09:04 GMT

i dont answer my texts sometimes because my phone often gets seized by frogs

𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕟 (@DeenoDog)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 07:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1464325415452000267

And to @JamieTanna for sending me all of my current mentions 😄💛

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 20:09 GMT

I’m not allowed to truss the bird anymore

Taffeta V. (@TaffetaV)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 23:27 GMT