trans women will literally be the prettiest girls you've ever seen and still have the audacity to have a fatter cock than you

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 17:40 GMT

furries, a community of people who are all about commissioning unique pieces off artists. porn, forever looking for ways to bypass payment blocks from payment companies, famously willing to champion new technologies. neither adopted crypto. make your own conclusions.

Freyja Katra Valentine, despooked (@FreyjaErlings)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 21:29 GMT

Wish me luck cause I’m launching myself mouth first into some nachos

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 14:47 GMT

Here's what happens when you post a photo with no alt text on Twitter, because I think some of you don't understand what I have to do in response. First, it depends on what device I'm looking at it. 1/

Connor Scott-Gardner (@CatchTheseWords)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 11:51 GMT

Some said an open-world experience this immersive wasn’t possible. But it’s already here. And you don’t even need silly VR headsets. Introducing, ✨Icelandverse✨ #icelandverse

Inspired by Iceland (@iceland)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:23 GMT

Oh wow, I was just talking about this in therapy.

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Something hard to learn when suddenly a public profile: You often exist as an entirely fictional character in people's mental storyworlds, with no inputs except escaping from themselves, and no outputs except anger at their phantoms superimposed on pictures of actual people. twitter.com/jenmsft/status…

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 19:21 GMT

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 20:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/juliaferraioli/status/1459256669464977410

I have a lot of thoughts on this. Perhaps unsurprisingly. People’s reactions when they realize I’m a complete and complex human and not this flat horcrux of myself is… telling.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 05:27 GMT

Something hard to learn when suddenly a public profile: You often exist as an entirely fictional character in people's mental storyworlds, with no inputs except escaping from themselves, and no outputs except anger at their phantoms superimposed on pictures of actual people. twitter.com/jenmsft/status…

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I have no idea what I did to provoke this comment, but I'm fairly certain if someone looked at what I was doing with my time they'd say I spend way too many hours working

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:57 GMT

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 19:21 GMT

I have no idea what I did to provoke this comment, but I'm fairly certain if someone looked at what I was doing with my time they'd say I spend way too many hours working

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1459296690049937412

Honestly this is one of the things that keeps me from being social. Plus, I worry about being uninteresting as well as finding others uninteresting! I miss connection and hugs though.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 03:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1459297032665923589

It’s interesting because people keep saying, “I can’t wait for things to get back to normal” and I have fundamentally changed through this experience. What’s normal?

Ashley Willis (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1459296690049937412

I also wonder how this lack of social stamina is contributing to burnout.

Ashley Willis (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:08 GMT

I’m interested in how COVID has affected us socially because I don’t know about y’all but I have 0 social stamina I miss people, but I also don’t want to see or talk to anyone & if I do then I can only be genuinely interested for about 20 mins before I start looking for the exit

Ashley Willis (@ashleymcnamara)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 23:06 GMT

The great @MissiPyle & I finally reunited 22 years after Galaxy Quest!  As a married couple in #EmpireWaist!

RainnWilson (@rainnwilson)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 00:30 GMT

“Ah, he claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what he's talking about?” - Luke Skywalker #StarWars #Kenobi #ObiWan #DisneyPlusDay

Luke Skywalker (@MentorSkywalker)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 16:30 GMT

to this day I still find it terrifying how many redirects literally every banking and financial website uses to tie everything together

Miss Amy (@MissAmyTobey)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 16:40 GMT

#vim

Mastering Vim (@MasteringVim)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:16 GMT

I always stop reading at "Installing your own private instance in Arch Linux is as easy as..."

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:21 GMT

Oh my god. I've been "debugging" why this file says "modified 2 years ago" on GitHub when it the last commit was Mar. 2020 thinking it was some Git metadata issue and I realized that Mar 2020 is now basically "2 years ago". Oh god.

Mitchell Hashimoto (@mitchellh)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 21:43 GMT

I was today years old when I found out that I can share a Google Slides presentation in html (for screen reader users and magnification users) by swapping out "/edit" in the URL for "/htmlpresent"

Vicky Teinaki (@vickytnz)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 17:46 GMT

There is no cloud, it's just someone else's technical debt.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 14:50 GMT

Is it a “great resignation” or is it an unprecedented childcare crisis pushing women out of the workforce?

Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:48 GMT

Hello darkness my old friend 🎵🎶🎵

STUͣͬͭ ͣ ͬ ͭ Peck🕵️🔎 (@cybersecstu)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 18:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1458833268313366529

Not at all! How much now?

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/TatianaTMac/status/1458834254457032708

The "foolish" question you ask is almost certainly a question someone else in the room was afraid to ask.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:30 GMT

One of my engineering principles is I'd rather look "foolish" for asking a question rather than not.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:29 GMT

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Mon, 08 Nov 2021 22:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/jkriggins/status/1458763354131025921

I feel that this was well covered so I'm going to add a new dimension of inclusive language. To include a diverse level of skill it's important to remove works like "simple" and "easy" from documentation. If a new learner has an issue with one of these "simple" steps...

𝕎𝕖𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕦𝕝𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕣 (@wesley83)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 14:57 GMT

I'm going to write about @nerdydivadesign's excellent @APIdaysGlobal talk on #inclusive #DevEx #DX #API #design for @TheNewStack. I'd love to add some more tips if you can share what has helped you feel more welcome or excluded and what you'd change. RTs welcome.

Jennifer Riggins (@jkriggins)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 10:35 GMT

Adulthood is basically saying “just gotta get through this week” every week until you die

Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 17:03 GMT