Currently trying to decide whether it is better to show a petulant, childish message when someone tries to download a browser that isn't yours, or to just not allow anyone to download a browser that isn't yours at all

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Tue, 07 Dec 2021 11:19 GMT

A good sign that my work-life balance has gotten out of hand is that when I want to watch something on Netflix I will find myself on @Netlify more often than I would like to admit.

Manuel Matuzović (@mmatuzo)Tue, 07 Dec 2021 10:12 GMT

This painting is called ‘Critical Race Theory’ by John Harris

Derenic Byrd (@DerenicByrd)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 18:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/MeredithAlberta/status/1467537006012026886

My grandmother used to just say 'Right. Go home now' really abruptly. It was kinda great tbh

Roman Copy of a Greek Original (@medusas_heid)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 00:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/medusas_heid/status/1467656124992262156

Mine says, "I'm sure your own home is missing you".

Merry Kit-mas! (@KittenFlower)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 01:56 GMT

Adult friendships are hard. Everyone is busy and life happens. I’ve learned you gotta let people know when you’re thinking of them. A simple “thinking of you, hope all is well” really goes a long way.

Khayla (@khhayla)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 22:51 GMT

All these movies I wanna see that are only in theaters vs. all this Omicron I don’t wanna catch.

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 19:48 GMT

Today: ✅ Wrote a backend service ✅ Used Rust for the first time ✅ Experimented with Aurora + Data API ✅ Deployed the entire thing on Lambda Learned and achieved more in the last 24 hours than the last 5 months combined 😌

Alex (@ItsProbablyAlex)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 23:16 GMT

Hey #Java Developers ☕️ It's your Monday #SipOfJava, rewind edition ⏪ Want to experiment with a new feature in Java? Or just try something out? 🧪🔬 Consider writing a single file application and running it with the java launcher! Happy Coding!

Billy Korando ☕️ ☃️🎁🎄#BLM (@BillyKorando)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 16:00 GMT

every time someone brings up Go microservices at work

cube drone (@cube_drone)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 20:19 GMT

Whoever designed this graphic on prrsonas is brilliant! #design #ux

Dave Dame (@DDame)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 21:05 GMT

API developers that think passing raw sql as a parameter is a good idea. ITS NOT. It never is. It never was. And it will NEVER BE. On a totally unrelated note, you should also have a daily backup.

Vangelis tix Stykas (@evstykas)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 20:36 GMT

"Cybergods"

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 20:45 GMT

I hope I'm not too late! Here's my little panther #BlackCatAppreciationDay

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 17 Aug 2018 21:53 +0000

Morph's outraged, the snow plays havoc with his shadow sneaking #morphCat #blackCat

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:27 GMT

Ive fvcked dozens upon dozens of men and not a single one was able to cum. Its biologically impossible for men to achieve orgasm. Idk why yall jus be lyinng on this app for no reason.

KELGORE (@KelgoreTrout)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 05:33 GMT

One thing I don't think that non-technical people understand, is working on a complex problem all day is extremely tiring! They wonder how you are so exhausted when you've been sat down all day. My body has energy but my brain is dead 🧠💤

Katy 🐭✨ (@KatyCodesStuff)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/1467910329912995844

I hope u don’t sit like that on a bus

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 18:29 GMT

Michael Sheen turns himself into a "not-for-profit" actor bbc.in/31wIc9p

BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:53 GMT

Hitting all the fancy numbers today. Opened issu #12345 on chef/chef 🪜 and open pull request #666 on the Java cookbook 😬

Dan Webb 💉💉 (@dan_webb)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 15:27 GMT

I couldn’t find any black girl hacker art so I made some 🥰

Kao 💎 (@kaorrosi)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 11:46 GMT

If your account setup includes email validation (and it should), do NOT allow actions in your app until after the person verifies their email. On another note, I woke up to several offers on the truck I’m apparently selling, on the website I apparently registered on.

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 13:39 GMT

Yesterday I learned there's a phrase in German meaning "I am feeling visited enough" that you can say when you want company to go and this is brilliant.

🍓Meredith Alberta Palmer, PhD 🍓 (@MeredithAlberta)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 16:51 GMT

stonehenge implies the existence of various henges built with other materials

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1467819520085532681

*ominously* Meathenge

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:36 GMT

who could have ever guessed?!?

Jordan Tierney (@jordantyranny)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 00:05 GMT

jfc, Wikipedia got on the Ponzi scheme bandwagon too now. theverge.com/2021/12/3/2280…

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:59 GMT

Read both tweets for a very satisfying ride. Very pleased to have seen this on Facebook

Amanda J💫y Deibert 🎄☃️🏳️‍🌈 (@amandadeibert)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 22:08 GMT

HES HERE

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:25 GMT

🪄 🧙‍♀️

little redheaded chaos demon. (@vader_vixen)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 03:28 GMT