This is hilariously dope

Wendy 𓋹 📿𓂀✨ (@ulovewendy)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 19:05 GMT

when i hear #Omicron all i think of is #Futurama

Harriet Carroll: To be decided... (@angryhacademic)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 14:14 GMT

People of Earth… #B11529 #Omicron #Futurama

Rakesh 🙈🙉🙊 (@densaer)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 23:28 GMT

Knob is one of the best insults that the British vocabulary has ever given me.

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https://twitter.com/etiene_d/status/1464538776127090688

You are of course better than all of this, and this clarity and strength is painful for their fragility. They'll try to hide it, but this dude in particular was very unsuccessful at that. Everyone can see how much of a knob he is.

Etiene Dalcol (@etiene_d)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 10:23 GMT

Etiene Dalcol (@etiene_d)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 10:32 GMT

This is Maisey. Nope she's not my dog but yes I am walking her. My neighbour has dementia and the dog helps keep him happy. He can't walk her anymore due to age and health so I've started taking her. It's good for me and it's good for her 🐶

Graham : A Star Wars Story 💙 (@whoisgraham)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:51 GMT

If i was an old white dude who owed my entire success to a famous queer person of color that called our band 'Queen' and had a song in drag called 'Breaking Free', I would shut the fuck up complaining about wokeness and diversity

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:26 GMT

Prompt: `"mysterious orb of the elder gods", matte painting trending on ArtStation` (CLIP guided diffusion)

nshepperd (@nshepperd1)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 06:08 GMT

Please vaccinate. I have no desire to learn the entire Greek alphabet.

Sujay Kansagra, MD (@medschooladvice)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 21:10 GMT

I like how we do technical interviews at @gitlab. - Merge Request upfront to review as home exercise - Go through the review & implement suggestions Gives candidates enough time to prepare without a surprise. Focus on the technical discussion. Hopefully reduces stress.

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There's an even bigger issue with live coding than "just" the potential impact on diversity. If you do stressful live coding, you're excluding a massive population. "A large population of people are impacted by performance anxiety (est. 40% of all adults in the U.S. [23])."

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Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 10:15 GMT

Nicolas Dular (@nicolasdular)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 11:22 GMT

At a non-technical conference today, and it seems that the "this is more of a comment than a question..." problem exists outside of the tech world as well!

🏳️‍🌈 James Hayward (@geeksareforlife)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:13 GMT

It only takes me incredible 33 seconds (!) to order a free lateral flow test kit on @GOVUK – from searching for the service to arriving on the confirmation screen. Don’t ever tell me again that private sector services are the benchmark. They are not. This is it. #ServiceDesign

Martin Jordan (he/him) 🚲 🌱 (@Martin_Jordan)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 21:59 GMT

What if Pete Davidson’s penis is a completely normal size and he just texts women something that made him think of them every once in awhile

G. L. DiVittorio (@gldivittorio)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 20:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1464076684483649541

@anjoustiles informed me years ago that my fursona is a goose whether I like it or not

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 03:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/dan_abramov/status/1463828911532527617

dan this tweet slaps. idk if you're Posting or if this is your natural self but it's good

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 04:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1464367273519378432

rails me daddy

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 23:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/celeste_horgan/status/1464383176218853378

no, no, that post is a gem

xXx_ANT1F4_5C3N3_QU33N_xXx (@pupOnSecurity)Sat, 27 Nov 2021 00:02 GMT

Against late capitalism 🪶 (@Inhumansoflate1)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 18:36 GMT

“CAPTCHAs don’t prove you’re human – they prove you’re American” shkspr.mobi/blog/2017/11/c… I wrote this rant 3 years ago, and things are getting worse. Yesterday I had to identify crosswalks, highway signs, and overhead traffic lights. Do self driving cars only work in the USA?

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 09:04 GMT

i dont answer my texts sometimes because my phone often gets seized by frogs

𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕟 (@DeenoDog)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 07:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1464325415452000267

And to @JamieTanna for sending me all of my current mentions 😄💛

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 20:09 GMT

I’m not allowed to truss the bird anymore

Taffeta V. (@TaffetaV)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 23:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/dan_abramov/status/1463826992940396548

i’m not a brat but when daddy says you can’t be the dog, i find it hard to resist thinking, oh yes, i can absolutely be the dog. just out of spite, a dog with absolutely no ideas, the doggiest copy paste dog. woof

Dan (@dan_abramov)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 11:16 GMT

The Boy Who Wished You Would

ericy (@ihatethiskid)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 20:04 GMT

Harry Potter and 1 in the Chamber of Secrets

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The Boy Who Wished You Would

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Captain of the Ghetto (@IMaPAULed)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 21:17 GMT

The Doctor is a statue now, so we can’t be against her, or we’re erasing British history.

David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 (@David_Chippa)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 18:06 GMT

Hello! I was one of the editors of the HTML5 specification. I had no idea what I was doing when I started. But I asked for help. I looked things up. I learned from others. I exposed my ignorance because I'm secure enough to handle the dingbats - and I wanted to encourage others.

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"You can't become the I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING dog as a professional identity. Don't embrace being a copy-pasta programmer whose chief skill is looking up shit on the internet." world.hey.com/dhh/programmer…

DHH (@dhh)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 10:51 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 11:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/cr3/status/1464201820004364290

I am willing to become a techbro just to find out. Please invest in my odd-sock finding startup.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 11:59 GMT

I’m genuinely surprised more docs don’t keep their code examples completely separate from their documentation’s prose and embed it in a build step for the output. There are *so many* potential benefits to this.

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 10:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/RaphLife/status/1463968460040400901

We had a derived stat from Mass Effect that the average user could consume about $170,000 worth of level art per minute.

Trent Oster (@TrentOster)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 20:33 GMT

Behind every great man are at least four people whose ideas he stole💫

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 07:35 GMT

I caught this weird looking Eevee in Pokémon today…

Elle Townsend 🌸 (@_elletownsend)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 07:44 GMT

as usual I'm not doing a Black Friday sale, but here's your periodic reminder that if you're in a country with a weaker currency than the US (India, Russia, Brazil, etc), there's a discount to make the zines more affordable. You can see it in action here: wizardzines.com/zines/all-the-…

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 21:11 GMT

58 years of Dr Who and 13 official doctors. 1 female doctor and yet it is 1 too many. The vast majority of action & game protagonists are male. Yet the v. few women presented in those spaces are robbing boys of role models. Give me a massive break. 🙄🤨 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Malorie Blackman is away. (@malorieblackman)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 17:43 GMT

extremely on brand that virgin has a gf now not a virgin anymore and the first thing they did was to come up with a cringe ship name

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 21:23 GMT

changing my name to crypto so men see long term potential in an objectively unstable prospect

xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon)Wed, 24 Nov 2021 14:43 GMT

"If you're new to pyramid schemes, just give us your money and we'll explain later" twitter.com/cooopahtroopa/…

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If you're new to crypto, join a DAO. You'll find a community of advocates eager to answer questions and help you along the way. There's starting to be a DAO for just about everything - do a little digger and find your homebase.

Coopahtroopa (🔥,🔥) (@Cooopahtroopa)Wed, 24 Nov 2021 22:25 GMT

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Wed, 24 Nov 2021 22:57 GMT

Been waiting to try #HumankindGame? Well the free demo is available now! 👍 Play through the first two eras and choose between 14 different cultures! Just try not to stay up too late playing... 💤 Try now 👉 bit.ly/3oIrU4P

Humankind (@humankindgame)Thu, 18 Nov 2021 15:40 GMT