One of my proudest achievements on the internet is telling everyone that the OXO Tower accepted ten OXO cube wrappers for one free cocktail, then they emailed because people were actually trying to redeem that offer

Paul Curry (@cr3)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 09:50 GMT

Every year I wait to hear how the sprout war continues. It doesn’t disappoint.

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Since 2016 Dad & I have waged sprout war: I’ve hidden them in chocolate, in his toothpaste, he has retaliated by filling my bedsheets with them... It is an even-sided conflict, with both resorting to greater nefariousness & descending to even more underhand deception each year.

Judy Louie Brown (@mcjude)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 19:32 GMT

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 10:41 GMT

If a person holds veto power over your gender identity or your gender presentation, that is not a relationship, it's abuse. This is true for spouses, doctor's, clergy, parents, therapists, politicians, anyone.

Ellie 🍂 falling into winter ❄️ (@EllieSageRN)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 18:03 GMT

A radio play. They began in 1924.

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What do you call a podcast that presents a single, fictional story in 90 minutes? Backed by Hollywood, the production company Cadence13 is gambling on movies for your ears, featuring stars like Kate Mara, Adam Scott and Kiernan Shipka. nyti.ms/3qki8XH

The New York Times (@nytimes)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:30 GMT

Julian Dutton 🎭📚⛵️⚓️🎟️🇬🇧 (@JulianDutton1)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 16:23 GMT

I ordered myself a class ring for Christmas, because my parents couldn't afford to buy me one when I graduated, and my mom was in and out of the hospital a bunch. My teen years were particularly stressful and traumatic, so I got "you didn't die!" as the inscription. 💍

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 21:24 GMT

Bosses telling their employees to come in sick are just as responsible for covid spread as people having big parties btw

Savvy☭ (@sleepisocialist)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 18:09 GMT

when she gave a cow tongue inside of a tiffany box to a producer who sexually assaulted her friend and left a note that said “if you ever touch my darling heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box”

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today marks 5 years since carrie fisher passed away. share with us some of your favorite carrie moments to remember her today 🤍

star wars incorrect quotes (@starwarsposting)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 13:18 GMT

caitlin misses carrie #lukestan (@SITHLEIAS)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 15:39 GMT

I’m fucking crying

invader sim 🍌 (@mutantsimian)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 01:47 GMT

2 weeks off per year sounds pretty generous. Not going to look up how many weeks there are in a year, assuming it's like 5 or 6

Ded Moroz (@InternetHippo)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 17:05 GMT

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 08:24 GMT

When it comes to blogging I always go back to this post from @photomatt. > So blog just for two people. ma.tt/2014/01/intrin…

George Tsiolis ⚡ (@gtsiolis)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 20:26 GMT

What a difference a year makes... our first Christmas as a three! Flora clearly energised and excited... 🤣 Merry Christmas everyone! Hope it's a peaceful one, whatever you're doing and wherever you are x

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 08:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1474660748567756807

She's so beautiful 😭

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 22:31 GMT

In case this wasn’t obvious to you all, the CDC’s new recommendation to shorten the quarantine period from 10 to 5 days is a business decision, not a public health decision.

Brian MD (@bone00afide)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 23:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1475694909294215169

we are literally making people with covid go to work that's the guidelines now fuck capitalism and its unending death march

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 05:09 GMT

Stop asking children what they want to “do” when they grow up. By doing so, you center their existence around labor and capital. Labor is not a dream. Ask them what makes them happy. Ask them in what ways do they imagine themselves being happy in the future. Then hush and listen.

Adam W. Jordan, Ph.D. (@aj_wade)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 22:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/shailjapatel/status/1475605944251858949

42% of the world's population - 3.8 billion people - are unvaccinated. Because Pfizer, Moderna and J and J refuse to share vaccine technology, and G7 governments refuse to make them. Let's make "everyone's going to get it" a call for global vaccine equity. #PeoplesVaccine

Shailja Patel (@shailjapatel)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 23:50 GMT

Everyone loves the Goliath Power Armor, but honestly the MCRN Light Armor is easily my favorite armor design from #TheExpanse The backlit orange visor is just so damn cool. Awesome design across the board.

Daniel Orrett (The Sojourn, Spacedock) (@SpacedockHQ)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 17:51 GMT

"Everyone's going to get it," is eugenics. Are we all clear on this?

Shailja Patel (@shailjapatel)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 23:14 GMT

How old were you when realized that grep was g/re/p ? I'm 39

Juan Pablo Daniel (@jpdborgna)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 19:42 GMT

Living the serverless dream: Christmas Day 2021, when everybody who has bought a Roomba since Black Friday opens them in about a four hour window on Christmas morning, was completely hands off keyboard for us. Literally nothing needed to handle the massive influx of traffic.

Ben Kehoe (@ben11kehoe)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 19:58 GMT

if by “cis to trans” you mean “trans but closeted and in denial, to out”, then pretty hard i think. 😌 #TransIsBeautiful

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How hard did cis to trans hit you?

Charlie Moore (@socalledcharlie)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 05:21 GMT

maisie 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 18:10 GMT

Sometimes I zone out and don't listen when people are talking, and then when it's my turn I say, "That's very Kafka-esque." No one knows what that means, but they won't admit it, so they just nod.

Burning Mom (@MomOnFire)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 03:24 GMT

YOU are the most permanent thing in your life. choose you. always.

tee wright, LMSW ❤️ (@teewrighttt)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 03:25 GMT

Baby goats for your timeline.. 😊

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 11:47 GMT

Thoughts going into 2022

Ross Miller (@rosstmiller)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 13:31 GMT

Keep Portland Weird

Jonah Edwards (@jonahedwards)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:31 GMT

the most important thing about the log4j incident is that it’s clear and incontrovertible evidence in support of whatever beliefs i already have about software development

henry 🌘 (@hdevalence)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 17:29 GMT

Y’all really think schools shifting online are the sole factors driving youth mental health decline? Not mass death, the casual selfishness of the adults in their lives, the prolonged stress of pandemic life, the flip-flopping of politicians who wield power over their lives..?

Simmi Jaswal (@ms_simsimma)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 21:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/LauraSavino747/status/1474201202300801028

Abortion. How can terminating a pregnancy be murder when we don’t actually know for sure when life begins? People are so uninformed about the many, very serious medical reasons a pregnancy should be ended. They ignorantly assume it’s a just a lazy form of birth control. Wrong!

👩🏻 (@chasinblue)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 08:04 GMT

Name something people have strong opinions on, but actually know little about.

Laura, just a regular pilot turned writer (@LauraSavino747)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 02:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/LauraSavino747/status/1474201202300801028

Sex Work

Romi Rain (@Romi_Rain)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:11 GMT

Sunrise from Cairo. The view outside our hotel is IMMACULATE. Great pyramids off in the distance.

Kevín (@KevOnStage)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 04:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/katiewav/status/1475152120970100737

seasons exist y'know

master of my fate, captain of my soul (@SritejAttaluri)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:13 GMT

people always give me shit for speaking in terms of quarters but honestly 3 month intervals are a very convenient way to count time!!!!

katie (@katiewav)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:10 GMT

Over Christmas, I've been talking about time in quarters and everyone has been like, "??? why are you talking like that ???" 😂 Also, I've just started writing down some of my personal intentions for 2022 and I cannot think of a better way of organising them. This is me now 😂

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people always give me shit for speaking in terms of quarters but honestly 3 month intervals are a very convenient way to count time!!!!

katie (@katiewav)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 17:10 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:12 GMT

Just use an npm package.

Den Delimarsky (@DennisCode)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 05:17 GMT