A precondition of employment (if any) is probably going to be "If I am working with a language using an open source toolchain and find a bug or enhancement for our code that can be addressed by pushing a patch upstream, I am allowed to open the PR without asking Legal."

future🦹jubilee (@workingjubilee)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 20:30 GMT

I’ve not been able to stop thinking about this since I watched it. The levels

jack rem x (@jackremmington)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 13:27 GMT

Look ye, upon its beauty. The mighty @chefcalum Christmas pie I ordered from @dickinsonmorris has arrived.

Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 11:56 GMT

A topic not discussed enough in the "get into cloud/tech" circles is: * How do you gain _confidence_ to post online? * How do you "network" (read: make friends/add value)? For some, social media, #buildinpublic and networking doesn't come "naturally"...

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https://twitter.com/asbluecio/status/1473048086331244553

Document it, I use @hashnode personally.

BorisL (@RediskaBoriska)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:36 GMT

Lou ☁️ 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 13:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/loujaybee/status/1473946287364096005

We can now codify our dev environment as we do with our infra as code. We can treat our dev environment as cattle, not pets. Local dev is dead. Let’s move to the cloud. Let’s build alongside our cloud tools, forget emulation, forget heavy monolithic local replication.

Lou ☁️ 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 09:19 GMT

Our feeling is that truly smart and extremely long range missiles make fighters sort of pointless in space.

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https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1473785111233527809

Is this why there weren’t (as far as I remember) fighter jet like spacecraft in the Expanse?

Notorious Rambler (@Stan_Henry)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 22:44 GMT

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 22:46 GMT

do you think Henry Cavill grunts like Geralt during sex?

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 07:27 GMT

blue line: daily COVID cases in the USA red line: bad reviews of Yankee Candles on Amazon saying "they don't have any scent" sources: google and twitter.com/nick_beauchamp…

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https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1473360059908374539

Here's a plot of the "no smell" complaints for the top three Yankee Candles on Amazon.

Nick Beauchamp (@nick_beauchamp)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 04:22 GMT

eleanor (@zornsllama)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:45 GMT

Your weekly reminder that “Quick chat?” is a great way to induce arrhythmia in millennials 🙃

❄️🎄☃️ 𝒯𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝒴𝓊𝓁𝑒 ☃️🎄❄️ (@TactiFail)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 20:56 GMT

Ready. Set. Build together… LEGO Build Day 2021 is on its way! Hit the play button to get inspired. What will you create at the world’s biggest build party? #LEGOBuildDay #RebuildTheWorld

LEGO (@LEGO_Group)Thu, 16 Dec 2021 16:00 GMT

Tom Holland is different

ƶola morales☀️#BLM (@zola1k)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 14:44 GMT

He knows something we don’t about manifesting idk

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Tom Holland is different

ƶola morales☀️#BLM (@zola1k)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 14:44 GMT

Challan (@challxn)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 02:40 GMT

I wanted a way to monitor trending CVEs on Twitter So I built CVEtrends.com - data comes from Twitter + NIST NVD APIs - back-end: Python, Flask, PostgreSQL, and Redis - front-end: React + Bootstrap It's a quick MVP, but let me know your thoughts and feedback...

Simon J. Bell (@SimonByte)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 13:53 GMT

I was wondering what sort of broken people would stoop to using Twitter Spaces and it turns out it's pretty much what I expected.

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:16 GMT

this pretty much sums up my experience as a senior engineer 💩

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The feminine urge to think something is super impressive until the minute I do it, at which point “anyone could do that.”

Dre Becker (@andreavbecker)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 19:05 GMT

mx. claus 🤶🏼 (@SamAllenX)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:18 GMT

The feminine urge to think something is super impressive until the minute I do it, at which point “anyone could do that.”

Dre Becker (@andreavbecker)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 19:05 GMT

Lady in the lift making small talk said "only three days left now" with some excitement and my heart beat faster for a moment thinking I'd lost track of time in a good way but it turns out she wasn't talking about The Book of Boba Fett.

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:26 GMT

thrilled to once again spend some quality time with my good friend, Geralt of Rivia

Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:34 GMT

I am seeing so many of these stories! I hope that people are taking the right message from them: 💉 If you're doing a higher risk activity today, then test again today, even if you tested negative yesterday! 💉 lat flows test high infectiousness; PCRs test presence of virus

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Negative lateral flows -Friday -Saturday -Sunday -Monday -Tuesday Negative PCR -Saturday Positive PCR -Tuesday I am isolating to 2022 it seems

Omar Khan (@omaromalleykhan)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:49 GMT

all we have is each other (@setalyas)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 11:16 GMT

it me i'm boys

ellen (@ellenkorbes)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 12:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/nisatyas/status/1473374818015735812

“Girly scented” sorry did I miss the great Candle Gendering? as if a display of axe body spray wouldn’t be twice as effective anyways

B🦇🐈‍⬛ (@insomniamemoirs)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 21:31 GMT

The yankee candle review index is ominous as fuck. Buckle up, y'all.

Jingle Bottom Jeans, Boots with the Fir (@noveldevice)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1473559738327736326

The National Lottery, selling people with no other options hope of homeownership since 1994 :P

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:44 GMT

1. Ooh gonna finally own my own house and move all the kitties in and we can never be turfed out by a landlord again! *30 seconds later* 2. Ooh might buy a Freddo

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1473560138099396609

How much is a chocolate orange? I'm gonna buy a chocolate orange.

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/allierosejokes/status/1473094476956590080

“You take the blue pill…you take a nap. Wake up on the couch, wonder for a second if the whole pandemic was a dream. You take the red pill…you stay on Twitter. See how deep the despair goes.”

Allison Rose (@allierosejokes)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:55 GMT

the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 20:01 GMT

It's 2021, why are you still telling us it's hard to find Black speakers? We're right here. It's 2021 and I am still seeing panels and conferences with nothing but white men at the helm. Let's change that. blackspeakerscollection.pory.app

Madi B. l Blue Haired Unicorn 🦄 🏳️‍🌈(she/her) (@corprteUnicorn)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:59 GMT

A bunch of Irish lads doing a Christmas pub crawl dressed as selection box is still absolute genius! 😂

Tim Bolton (@TimBolton01)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 12:14 GMT

"Everybody says they're trying to get their piece of the pie. They don't realize that the world is a kitchen. You can make your own pie." — Terry Crews Someone else winning doesn't mean you're going to lose. Your success is in YOUR hands. Get after it!

Dave Ramsey (@DaveRamsey)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 18:25 GMT

What's your favorite question to ask when you finish an interview (as the interviewee)?

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Sun, 19 Dec 2021 16:32 GMT

'You know who'd really love that? Me.'

Monzo (@monzo)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:31 GMT

Perennial reminder that if you see some dumb thing that KFC or Wendy’s or any other brand does and you tweet about it all snarky like “Why does this exist!?”…the answer is your tweet. You tweeting about it is why it exists. Stop falling for it.

Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 17:18 GMT

the matrix is a movie about the hottest people in the world using the computer

Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 02:22 GMT