did i tell you guys i got a girlfriend last month

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angle) (@oncloud_b)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 19:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/zkat__/status/1482053175079096322

I can't take YAML seriously anymore ever since I saw someone refer to it as 'A Series of Unfortunate Indents'.

AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD (@NoCatsNoMasters)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 18:24 GMT

So. Am I the only one who thinks it’s inappropriate for a boss to yell at their employee? Because the things I hear from people about their bosses yelling at them is disconcerting. That is an emotional outburst. What the heck is going on?

InfoSteph - New Year, New Version, Same Me (@StephandSec)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

Using dental records to confirm a person's identity is tooth-factor authentication

Freddy Kruegernetes (@DominoTree)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 15:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/ScribblingOn/status/1482029642903166976

I just don’t care? Pls stop shoving it in my face no matter what menu I navigate pleaseeee

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT

Twitter plastering spaces everywhere in the app is extremely annoying.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT

everyone with cats please tell your cats i said hi

there is only 1 man and it's claude giroux (@princesDameron)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 03:25 GMT

A social contract in multi-tiered orgs WRT influence and decision making. If you are not performing the work, you cannot interfere how it is performed. You can set an outcome of the work. You can not obstruct "how". If you want to change "how" you need to roll up your sleeves.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 14:35 GMT

Shitty Future (@Shitty_Future)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 13:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1481918942474035203

Pretty sure this breaches GDPR in Europe where you have to have active opt-in consent. Might be one for the ICO 👀

Parker 💅 (@_prkr)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 09:30 GMT

Tip: Instead of asking if folks can see your screen trust the tool to indicate you're sharing and say, let me know if you need me to zoom or resize anything.

Chris Short (He/Him/His) (@ChrisShort)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 12:53 GMT

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen… okaycanyouseeit?

Captain Nasdaq (Based) (@CaptainNasdaq)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 17:08 GMT

well yes #Omicron

eva🌻 (@_Evalein)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 18:58 GMT

dinosaur (@dino_comics)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/1481863962962632711

wow I don't get to send one of ＊those＊ emails very often.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 06:52 GMT

[breathes massive sigh of relief] I've been wanting to refactor that Javascript for over a year. [looks around] Well time to get a new job I guess.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:41 GMT

"Omicron's mild. Let it rip." One month later: "Why isn't my trash getting picked up? Where's the produce at the grocery store? Why did the clinic cancel my biopsy appt? Why hasn't my kid's teacher come back to school? I demand [cough] service!"

wendy cronin (@WendyACronin)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 15:18 GMT

You long for crowded bars full theaters sweaty dancehalls and noisy restaurants but the normal you miss that you ache for is not a physical location it was the peace of mind you had when you believed your society could manage a pandemic that is a normal to which you cannot return

Plague Poems (@PlaguePoems)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 18:10 GMT

Having done a couple of online talks, this sounds like a great tip - it's unnerving talking to yourself/your slides with no audience feedback at all.

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Great tip for presenting remotely that I learned from a couple of our #DesignOps Summit speakers: FaceTime with a trusted friend or mentor while presenting. (Muted, of course.) Presenting to one person is more conversational and natural—especially a person you know and trust.

Louis Rosenfeld (@louisrosenfeld)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 15:52 GMT

Nik Knight (@kninki)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 07:11 GMT

$10,000 is a lot of money, right? If you made $10,000 every day since 1776, you still wouldn't have $1 billion today. Stop defending modern day robber barons.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 07:58 GMT

Welcome to Murderville, a new series starring Will Arnett as a detective who, in every episode, has to solve a murder with a new celebrity guest star as his partner. The catch is: the guest star is never given a script so they have to improvise their way through the case!

Netflix (@netflix)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 18:00 GMT

Dear tech startups, saying money shouldn’t be the main motivation for a candidate, while raising millions in funding, is the biggest dichotomy of what’s said vs what’s being done. As long as housing, food and water cost money, money matters. I can be passionate AND want money.

ingrid.e (@opinionatedpie)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 13:57 GMT

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make? I'm blocked now.

Sue🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@Emsrsue)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 20:32 GMT

Take it from a psychiatrist: Therapy 👏🏽 does 👏🏽 not 👏🏽 fix 👏🏽 systemic 👏🏽 injuries 👏🏽 to 👏🏽our 👏🏽 mental 👏🏽 health👏🏽.

Dr. Mona Masood, DO (@ShrinkRapping)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 13:27 GMT

@Twitter are advertising a Junior Software Engineer role with 5 years of experience as a requirement 😴 I've reread the job page 3 times in case it's a mistake. YUCK

Alice (@alicechance)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 09:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/RogieRog/status/1481594550481215489

It's a great browser.

Barack Obama (@ShengudM)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 12:03 GMT

I often wonder how many phantom servers around the world are just running because no one knows what they do and are too scared to turn them off

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 21:47 GMT

🎉 @gitpod just gets better and better 🎉

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 09:09 GMT

Is there a polite way to ask "what is the purpose of this meeting and why do I need to be included?"

professional internet user (@quidditch424)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 15:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachshakked/status/1481345622938685443

This you?

samosa joe (@ankit_)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 20:36 GMT

Unpopular opinion (?): Google Chrome is the new Internet Explorer. Uninstall it from your computer now. Use Firefox or Brave instead.

Fran Méndez (@fmvilas)Sat, 17 Apr 2021 07:16 +0000