https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053511485595661

August 1990 "Hello Martin. It's Tom. Strange how I always I get you." "Just coincidence. The Birmingham train again?" "Uhm, yes please. You probably think I'm some sort of lovesick fool." "I remember that feeling. The breathless thrill of possibility. 3:30 Tom." "Cheers." 4/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053535208591361

In memory of Dave's dad, who was a lovely man. Happy New Year folks 12/12 twitter.com/davedhjones/st…

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When I lived in Merthyr, our phone number was similar to that of Merthyr railway station. My dad used to keep a copy of the timetable next to the phone as we had a number of people inadvertently ringing our number. As most used phone boxes, he didn't want them to lose money.

Dave Jones 🎭 (@davedhjones)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:37 GMT

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053508843147276

July 1990 "Hello, when's the next train to Birmingham?" "Another trip so soon? Sounds like the second date went well. "What? Oh, yes, very well, thanks. I mean, sorry, seems a bit weird..." "There's one at 5:20." "Thanks. I'm Tom." "Martin. Have fun Tom." 3/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

I feel like I have won the lottery: I can *see* the fireworks, but cannot *hear* the fireworks. I feel drunk with power.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 09:27 GMT

it's ok if the only thing you accomplished in 2021 was surviving. that was fucking hard. well done everyone

endless screaming (@infinite_scream)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 20:41 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! A big thank you to @openuk_uk for selecting me as an Honoree for their 2021 honors list. you can see the full list at: openuk.uk/2022-honours-l… (at the time of writing this the link did not work but hopefully it should later) #openukgennext #openukhonouree

Alison Dowdney (@alisondowdney)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:15 GMT

As I dog owner, I really hate this holiday 😩

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/openuk_uk/status/1477067527826165761

Congratulations @darylcecile @dimpledalby @d0m96 @ukcloudman @eddiejaoude @emily_s_stewart @Florianrival @errordeveloper @JamesGeddes @JamesMunnelly @JamieTanna @jess_

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:08 GMT

yes, I know, cryptocurrencies are hot right now

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Gambling boom in 2021 sets new record after pandemic slump wapo.st/3HnZfKe

The Washington Post (@washingtonpost)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 22:28 GMT

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 22:54 GMT

In Russia there's a proverb: "The way you celebrate the New Year is the way you'll live it". So I will spend the whole 2022 on Zoom calls. Sounds legit😂 Was great to meet @shipilev @bercut2000 @_godin_ @jMargaritaN @olegchir @paranoidmonoid @annlaurin @23derevo et al🎉🎄🍻

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Gearing up for celebrating NY in Zoom lounge.

Aleksey Shipilëv (@shipilev)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:59 GMT

Oleg Nenashev (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 22:54 GMT

i didn't realize 2020 was gonna be a trilogy

Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:58 GMT

Me: I know, I'll let the dog out now before the fireworks start Our neighbours: 🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎆🎇🎆🎆🎇

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:04 GMT

Thigh crushing is the most humane method of assisted suicide

𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖋𝖊𝖓𝖟𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 ✨ (@Janjellyjam_)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:17 GMT

And remember having sex regularly keeps your memory active. Happy 2014 everyone!

Robert Wilkinson (@robertwlk)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 20:49 GMT

being trans is really cool and it’s beautiful to turn your body into a home 💜

happy new queers 🎉 (@SamAllenX)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:01 GMT

Betty White Community rap.

Patrick Lewis (@Patrick_Lewis0)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 19:59 GMT

It's name is TLS (Transport Layer Security). It's called SSL (Secure Socket Layer). It is network encryption. It's name is called Haddock's Eyes.

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Everyone except I has known this for ages, but I’ve adapted and have given up correcting people who said ‘SSL’. #zeroFucks twitter.com/pfhllnts/statu…

Jan-Piet Mens (@jpmens)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:17 GMT

Robᵉʳᵗ Graham (@ErrataRob)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:20 GMT

In an uncharacteristic fit of being organised, I just renewed a bunch of domains for 9 years. That'll convince me to put them to good use, I'm sure 🤣

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1476975086473256968

The thing that scares me about renewing domains for that long is that I am certain I will forgotten how to renew them in nine years time - at least anually keeps them fresh in mind!

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:27 GMT

happy birthday to me

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1476984446574235649

The best thing I did for myself last year was no longer "hate-follow" or "check in" on people I found toxic. Trust me, it's hard!! You want to keep a tab on ur "enemies" 😅 it's a natural impulse. Especially when you're spite driven like me.

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:31 GMT

I'm not interested in 2021 accomplishments: Let me know how you need care. Tell me the ways your heart fell & still beats. Share how naps exhilarated you. Praise on how you said No & felt it in your marrow. Rejoice texts you left unread. How you slept in. Love, how did you rest?

brownroundboi (@brownroundboi)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 00:52 GMT

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE #NEWYEAR

Paul {Atreides} Wood (@SuperRetroid)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:43 GMT

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

Jesse McLaren (@McJesse)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:34 GMT

cryptobros: everything is a smart contract and so it’s totally good and fair also crypto bros: awwwww I got scammed bc the smart contract had malicious code that i didn’t spot 😭😭😭 there’s a reason real financial systems have so much regulation and insurance 🙃🙃🙃

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:56 GMT

drunk texting my dealer

I hope this is satire... (@sablaah)Sat, 23 Oct 2021 19:01 +0000

I'm absolutely certain that more Republican cis male politicians have been charged with sex crimes in public than the whole of trans and non-binary people, but thanks for playing.

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It can’t be stressed enough that the primary thing that motivates leftism is their desire to act out their sexual fetishes in front of you. That’s what gender ideology is mostly about also. twitter.com/libsoftiktok/s…

Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 23:41 GMT

Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:55 GMT

Everyone who works at a public university in the U.S. knows that the struggle is real. #DontLookUp

David Ho (@_david_ho_)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 22:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/encthenet/status/1476721211321118720

Microsoft jk, they just managed to do enough good for OSS for the shitty stuff to be mostly forgotten

Tobias 😷 💉+ (@upsjCC)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:11 GMT

good people don't reform bad companies. bad companies reform good people

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Given this logic, aren't the true heroes folks who work hard to reform these companies from within. 🤔 twitter.com/ctrlshifti/sta…

Daniel Wallen (@WebWallen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:45 GMT

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/ofcAnthony/status/1476613457487224833

Getting there now! #Lego #SuperMario64

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/ofcAnthony/status/1476606568489758726

Progress! #Lego #SuperMario64

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:57 GMT

The kid started helping, then got bored, so this is me for a bit. #Lego #SuperMario64

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:30 GMT

Kristi💪YamaGucciMane (@wapplehouse)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:36 GMT

2021 was a good year, no kidding. Social distancing keeps making me a better person. I'm excessively introverted, and this new life is less overwhelming.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:43 GMT

Only today did I learn that my home state has an official, active twitter account, and it is delightfully salty and unhinged

Denise Yu 💉💉 (@deniseyu21)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:51 GMT

🚨🚨 | NEW: 1 in 25 people in England had Covid last week

Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:53 GMT

would really love to end the year on 69k followers so if some of you could unfollow I’d be really grateful x

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1476947159832535056

It's bad enough that we've normalized CSR to a point where you had to share something with someone else, a screenshot is more effective.

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:04 GMT

Every part of a Web interface (and those that are only renderable from a Web browser) NEED to be accessible via a URL.

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:03 GMT

My biggest struggle as a software engineer is accepting that there’s no single “right” solution.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 15:06 GMT

Code is law. Now imagine you had the mafia drafting contracts. This is why we have professional experts reviewing terms, and a legal system to prevent illegal contracts from being enforced.

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https://twitter.com/cat5749/status/1476813280844738561

With this happening, the contract evolved into a honeypot where people could only make purchases but not any sort of sales. This meant that on a DEX chart, people would see the candles going up only and induce FOMO to buy more before it spiked up further. 10/

meows.eth (@cat5749)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 07:11 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:57 GMT

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harold Kim will smooch a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Let's start 2022 on the right hoof, everyone.

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 15:29 GMT