News Reader claiming “Good News, it’s the hottest New Years Eve on record!” is exactly what #DontLookUp was about. People will just chortle away about the climate crisis until the rising seas, gigafires, firenados and just general bloody air pollution finish us all.

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BREAKING: The UK has seen its warmest New Year's Eve on record with temperatures provisionally reaching 15.3C (59.54F), the Met Office said. Read more: trib.al/GftOcvx

Sky News (@SkyNews)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 12:34 GMT

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🚴‍♂️🌳 (@philsturgeon)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 10:08 GMT

Happy 2022 friends! 12 years ago I began posting notes on my site before Twitter: tantek.com/2010/001/t1/de… Have a site? Own your notes in 2022. Be the #P2P #decentralization you want to see, instead of tweeting to the wind. Questions? Ask #indieweb ... tantek.com/t5GZ1

Tantek (@t)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 02:29 GMT

CDC this, CDC that, I just want him to C me D way I C him 😣💯😩

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 01:50 GMT

How this show deals with trauma is so fucking amazing. Thank you @TheExpanseWR

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#TheExpanse604

the expanse gifs // not spoiler free (@expansegifs)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:10 GMT

Jax 🌘desert witch ✨🔮 (@winterr_wolf)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/PennySarchet/status/1476504010354012168

2021 showing 2022 around the workplace.

5x5 Creativity #PrivatisationIsTheft #TheNHSisOURS (@5by5Creativity)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:47 GMT

hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?

kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:47 GMT

Very normal, Twitter. Thank you.

Mia Moore 🏳️‍🌈 (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 18:52 GMT

As an engineer, @Neovim is critical infrastructure for my productivity, so I set up a monthly donation a few years ago through GitHub. It's great to be able to support a project that I rely on! ☺️

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here's a recommendable new years resolution: donate in support of the critical open source tools you rely on. We do this at @discourse every year.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27 GMT

Alex Gude (@alex_gude)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:40 GMT

here's a recommendable new years resolution: donate in support of the critical open source tools you rely on. We do this at @discourse every year.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27 GMT

A *huge* honour to be an #openukhonouree, alongside some absolute powerhouses in the open-source community. What a great way to kick off the year! 🎉 P.S. I've never had an award that had my name engraved in it, so this was pretty cool. 😂

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Congratulations to all of the emerging talent in the UK Open Technology ecosystem who have made our second New Year Honours List #openukgennext openuk.uk/2022HonoursList Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and inviting you to start 2022 by celebrating this talent #openukhonouree

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:01 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:48 GMT

API new year! May all your POST /wishes return 200 OK

API Handyman 💉💉 (@apihandyman)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:37 GMT

making a new account because my old acct got permanently content banned

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:35 GMT

dad walking into room are u ok son or daughter is lying on floor crying no I don’t know what to do in the future and it’s getting closer and closer and I feel so overwhelmed

reactions (@reactjpg)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 04:30 GMT

I always get sad on New Year’s day about the passage of time and things I haven’t accomplished yet and whether I’m truly living my life to the fullest anyone relate haha no worries if not

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 14:55 GMT

RT @rosstmiller Thoughts going into 2022

A Christmas Carol 🎄 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/JohnAndreu/status/1476751613050114067

But when they show it daily AND tell you, there’s no room for doubt!

Smileycrafts (@Smileycrafts)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:07 GMT

Who actually tells their partner they love them every single day??

Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 20:55 GMT

If you're interested in #Veganuary - trying a vegan diet for a month - there are loads of tips and recipes on veganuary.com/partner/happyc… And if you're looking for restaurants in your area which serve great veggie food - I thoroughly recommend happycow.net

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:52 GMT

Absolutely did not need this attack on the first day of 2022

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Samathy_Barratt/status/1477268212320452611

Seriously, I'm in excellent company on this list - @_phzn @JamieTanna @oluoluoxenfree

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

I got an award! I'm on a list of fab people! 🏅 Apparently I'm one to watch in the future of open technology, so, I guess, keep your eyes on me folks. 👀 #openukgennext

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Congratulations to all of the emerging talent in the UK Open Technology ecosystem who have made our second New Year Honours List #openukgennext openuk.uk/2022HonoursList Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and inviting you to start 2022 by celebrating this talent #openukhonouree

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:01 GMT

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

Not everyone deserves an invite to your next chapter, doesn't matter who they are.

Ariela 🤍 (@ariela1122)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:05 GMT

out of context community (@darkestimeline)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 11:18 GMT

2021: Wow this year sucked but 2022 will be an invigorating fresh start Hour 1 of 2022: The president of Square Enix declares the end of fun

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https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1477146246011711490

This is the quote right here

brandon sheffield (@necrosofty)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:25 GMT

Quinns 🚤 (@Quinns108)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1477146246011711490

This is the quote right here

brandon sheffield (@necrosofty)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/hyrmn/status/1477145620666322946

Savvas Kλeanthous (@SKleanthous)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:17 GMT

Happy DoctorWhosmas to all who observe this special day!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 08:20 GMT

ME: welp, it's 2022 BRAIN: you will never see another year that doesn't have a zero in it ME: ME: lol bedtime

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 08:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053532666691585

"That was my dad. People used to call his number by mistake so he kept a timetable by the phone. He passed away last year." "I'm so sorry. He was a lovely man." "Thank you. Let me see if I can find the timetable." "It's ok, Robert & I will just try our luck. Thank you." 11/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053521778421763

December 1990 "Hello...(sob)...could you tell me when...(sob)...the next train from Bristol to Merthyr Tydfil is?" "Tom? Are you ok?" "Martin? I'm sorry...I meant to call the Bristol station..." "It's ok, I can look it up for you. Just hold on." "Thanks Martin" 7/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053529881821190

December 1994, NYE "Hello, is Martin there?" "I'm afraid not. Can I help?" "Oh,ok. Could you tell me when the next train to London is?" "I think you've got the wrong number, we're 63947, the station is 63948." "But I've always called this number. And spoken to a Martin." 10/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1477135697270038529

*sheds skin*

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:47 GMT

Happy New Queer to those who celebrate

Emily ❄ (@emilyst)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053524588568579

"You've got a bit of a wait Tom, next one's in 2 hours." "That's ok Martin, I haven't got anything to do." "Is everything ok Tom?" "(sob), Sam dumped me." "I'm so sorry Tom, that always hurts." "(sob)" "Get yourself home and your mum will look after you." 8/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053527272873992

"Mum doesn't know about me and Sam." "But she'll understand-" "Sam's a boy Martin." "Doesn't hurt any different I guess but it must be lonelier. I'm sorry Tom." "Yeah. Thanks Martin." 9/10

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

When I lived in Merthyr, our phone number was similar to that of Merthyr railway station. My dad used to keep a copy of the timetable next to the phone as we had a number of people inadvertently ringing our number. As most used phone boxes, he didn't want them to lose money.

Dave Jones 🎭 (@davedhjones)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053515411374080

Sept 1990 "Hi Martin, when's the next Birmingham train?" "In 30 minutes if you can make it. Things going well with you and Sam?" "Yeah, brilliant. Last trip before we go off to Uni, Sam to Bristol, me to Cardiff. Won't be troubling you for a while." "You're no trouble Tom." 5/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053504812466176

July 1990 "Hello, are there any trains to Birmingham tonight?" "Last one's at 8:00 but you'll have 2 changes." "That's no problem, thanks so much!" "It's Sam's young man isn't it?" "Oh, was it you I spoke to last time? Sorry, I was a bit excited." "Sounds like it went well." 2/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

🧵 A New Year's Eve tale: June 1990 "Hello, could you tell me when the next train to Birmingham is?" "One moment, ah yes, it's at 1:40." "Brilliant!" "People aren't usually this excited about Birmingham." "I've got a date with Sam, I can't believe it!" "Have fun young man." 1/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053519253602307

October 1990 "Hello, could you tell me when the next train to Bristol is?" "Hello Tom, you back in town? How's Uni?" "Oh hi Martin, just popped back for mum's birthday." "And going to see Sam?" "Yeah, Sam's been really busy so it's been a while." "4:30's your next one." 6/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053511485595661

August 1990 "Hello Martin. It's Tom. Strange how I always I get you." "Just coincidence. The Birmingham train again?" "Uhm, yes please. You probably think I'm some sort of lovesick fool." "I remember that feeling. The breathless thrill of possibility. 3:30 Tom." "Cheers." 4/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053535208591361

In memory of Dave's dad, who was a lovely man. Happy New Year folks 12/12 twitter.com/davedhjones/st…

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When I lived in Merthyr, our phone number was similar to that of Merthyr railway station. My dad used to keep a copy of the timetable next to the phone as we had a number of people inadvertently ringing our number. As most used phone boxes, he didn't want them to lose money.

Dave Jones 🎭 (@davedhjones)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:37 GMT

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/HZiauddeen/status/1477053508843147276

July 1990 "Hello, when's the next train to Birmingham?" "Another trip so soon? Sounds like the second date went well. "What? Oh, yes, very well, thanks. I mean, sorry, seems a bit weird..." "There's one at 5:20." "Thanks. I'm Tom." "Martin. Have fun Tom." 3/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

I feel like I have won the lottery: I can *see* the fireworks, but cannot *hear* the fireworks. I feel drunk with power.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 09:27 GMT