https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474431307287564330

the grinch does not need to be released for good behavior because he is redeemed thru restorative and distributive justice in collaboration with his victims. that’s. the entire plot of the movie

k🪁♿️ (@katimcf)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 20:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/katimcf/status/1474472050190397446

“yeah we deprived him of his liberty and gloated about it on social media but don’t worry, we are going to release him soon AND thank him” like, what? is this routine police protocol?

Aaron W. Jaco (@aaron_jaco)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 05:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1474810831867105284

The balls are all the same color

lee lavalley (@Leebo413)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 00:11 GMT

My parents have the biggest cat in the entire world. He meowed this morning and I thought it was a French horn.

Parker Evans (@parker_d_evans)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:26 GMT

This is why I started charging for open source work that’s not to my schedule.

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“Open source maintainers are effectively unpaid outsourcing teams for giant corporations.” dev.to/yawaramin/the-…

Ceej "Cat-Warmed" Silverio (@ceejbot)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 17:45 GMT

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:22 GMT

The French title of "March of the Penguins" was "March of the Emperor," which led to perhaps my favorite commercial of all time. If you've never seen it, I am begging you: do yourself the kindness of watching this glorious piece of advertising:

hey, i am adorable. (@weiyikes)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 01:05 GMT

“Open source maintainers are effectively unpaid outsourcing teams for giant corporations.” dev.to/yawaramin/the-…

Ceej "Cat-Warmed" Silverio (@ceejbot)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 17:45 GMT

I wonder how @bagder convinced Wokingham Borough Council to name a street after Curl.

Derick Rethans (@derickr)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 09:48 GMT

My Grandma got @ryanharpergray a Nintendo Switch then immediately threatened him 😂

Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 03:38 GMT

I didn't ask for HackerNews karma for Christmas, but here I am explaining open source licensing and forking to my extended family on FaceTime.

Jeff Wilcox 🌴 (@jeffwilcox)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/stellaomalley3/status/1474909051733659651

Awww a straight white man has said its not offensive, that's that settled then.

bitchyfag (@bitchyfag1)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 08:52 GMT

Calling all gender criticals and other transphobes! Guess who’s on your team? Guess who quotes JK Rowling? Why it’s your favourite despot, President Putin of the Russian Federation. Do you feel seen? I think you do.

twitter.com/pinknews/statu…

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Vladimir Putin uses annual four-hour speech to attack trans people for no reason other than hate pinknews.co.uk/2021/12/24/vla…

PinkNews (@PinkNews)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 16:42 GMT

Katherine O'Donnell (@kathy__odonnell)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 16:51 GMT

I find it ironic how the people getting fake vaccination cards are literally the same people who complain about undocumented immigrants using fake documents.

Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 22:19 GMT

Impatiently waiting for Witcher S3 😭

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 03:41 GMT

imagine saying this when there are active u.s. and western colonies in the third world, and when oppressed and exploited people are under settler colonial and imperialist regimes that are both funded and political backed by the american empire. absolutely ludicrous. twitter.com/impeachmenthou…

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Can't repeat this enough! Thank you so much Joe!!!

Scoot 😷 (@ImpeachmentHour)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 16:45 GMT

ihla (@taderfxt)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 04:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/genehack/status/1474966876333613064

Yeah, that’ll do. (All hail the reverse sear!)

pumpkin spice genehack (@genehack)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 04:57 GMT

the scene from the matrix with the belts fucking rules

Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1474978667113562116

- evening phone call with uncles - text check-ins with new cute mutual aid / fellow chronic illness buddy Today ruled on both chosen and standard-issue family fronts. For the first time...ever? Look how much fun you can have while staying home! 😎 Stay home more plz!

Kate Taggart (@qkate)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 05:41 GMT

Today was actually a really baller Christmas despite self-isolating: - morning video call with my aunt & uncle - virtual knitting circle crew special holiday edition hang - MarioKart with lil bro & his fiancé - virtual time w what would have been IRL board game friend couple ...

Kate Taggart (@qkate)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 05:41 GMT

Lots of talk of "mild" infections and this right here has been my fear all along. Even with a mild infection you lose vital parts of who you were as a person before.

Kiyun Anon (@antifatwa)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 00:07 GMT

I read somewhere that Black employees are a lot happier with WFH as they can now avoid the daily micro aggressions of being in a physical office. And I felt that.

Jessica Ufuoma (@theufuoma)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 12:18 GMT

salma🖤 (@justsalmita)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:17 GMT

I have been informed that I am not allowed to refer to our charcuterie plate as a würst-käse scenario.

Erin Conwell (@erconwell)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 20:01 GMT

A very COVID christmas 😷🎄🌡😭 Not how I was expecting to spend the holidays AT ALL but I guess thankful for quarantine companions, American eggnog, reality TV and cuddly pups. Please please keep taking precautions, testing regularly and get boosters if you haven’t already ❤️‍🩹

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 02:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/jmurffff/status/1474564330221981696

me: men play video games men: OH SO WHAT UR SAYING IS YOUD RATHER I CHEAT ON U ? 😂😂

charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 05:36 GMT

imagining a timeline where the log4j maintainers replied to the vuln disclosure with "ok, feel free to raise a PR"

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this is *well* worth the read dev.to/yawaramin/the-…

cje (@caseyjohnellis)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 09:06 GMT

Matt "jira delenda est" Olson (@arachnocapital2)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 01:39 GMT

Wishing you all a very Happy XXX-mas from the Erika Lust team! 🎄 ❄️⁠ We don't want too much for the holiday season, just a few things to make the world a better place. 😉⁠ ⁠ ⁠ #erikalust #erikalustfilms #merrychristmas #happyholidays #itschristmastime #xxxmas⁠ ⁠

Erika Lust (@erikalust)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:50 GMT

Webb is barely deployed to space and people are already talking about webb3

André Staltz (@andrestaltz)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 20:07 GMT

Ah, nice to be on holiday, at Christmas, where I can forget about what happ…

Michael Maclean (@mgdm)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 13:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/VeryBadLlama/status/1474517874794541061

we “learned to live with” typhoid by creating permanent sanitation regulations, not by deciding that losing a kid or two was a small price to pay for the freedom to cook with dirty poop-fingers

Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:11 GMT

Set my alarm for 4am this morning to capture York without the crowds. Here is a shot I took down the shambles.

Dave Z Photography (@DaveZ_uk)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:01 GMT

Oh your "brain" is acting "illogically"? It's meat with electricity inside what the fuck did you expect

Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji)Thu, 13 Feb 2020 23:26 GMT

Yorkshire puddings belong in a Christmas dinner. That’s the tweet.

PCSpecialist (@PCSpecialist)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 19:48 GMT

Kids if you like men with big white beards, the color red, and the redistribution of property, have I got a book for you

Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider)Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:27 GMT

The holidays with season 3 of covid

Connor Coyne (@concoyne)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 18:19 GMT

merry xmas

brian 💚 (@wavebeem)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 08:20 GMT

Where does John McClain fall on the Christmas spectrum?

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Earthling (@ziyatong)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:26 GMT

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 21:23 GMT

🥰 annual Christmas post 🥰

grandson (@grandson)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 21:19 GMT

I spent the last week researching and studying about how to file my taxes because my school never taught me to 😂

Pratham (@PrasoonPratham)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 05:15 GMT

Santa has read your tweets all year. Many of you will be getting science books.

Larry Buhl (@LarryBuhl)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 15:21 GMT

the way Minecraft fans have completely kicked Notch to the curb and removed him from the community is a model for what HP fans need to do with JKR

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good morning

Gov. Emilia Sinner 🎃 ❄ (@Sinners4Emily)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 14:27 GMT

Rosa Astra (@morganastra)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/swyx/status/1474697989713059841

The primary reason GitHub was so successful was because they namespaced repos behind the account name. This made it incredibly easy and low pressure to experiment. Sourceforge and others required globally unique project names, which was a huge barrier to trying something new.

Luke Bayes (@lukebayes)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 15:53 GMT

Many of the replies here are from people who clearly have no idea just how dominant Google Code was, or how inconvenient and terrible by today's standards, or how revolutionary an improvement on what came before. Or they live in the Linux kernel bubble and haven't left.

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Sometimes wonder what would’ve happened to software if GitHub didn’t exist: - Pull requests would not exist - Most code would not be open source by default - Harder to learn ~everything without search - No ⭐️ system to skew tech choices - Git may not have won version control

swyx (@swyx)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 11:06 GMT

isaacs (@izs)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 15:21 GMT