https://twitter.com/Nokokopuffs_/status/1475269255465689089

i love you Noko but

yuuurrrrrrr (@jayxmed)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 00:57 GMT

They’d be pointless if this was the way they worked.

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Knockdown shields needs a nerf. Instead of the Knockdown being deployed immediately, when activated it starts off really small and grows bigger to become a full knock down shield that we have now. So people cant just immediately spam shields and switch directions. Just a thought

Nokokopuffs (@Nokokopuffs_)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 00:56 GMT

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 12:08 GMT

Got a post-xmas Sainsbury's shop this morning. All of my bread products have been substituted with hot cross buns.

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 12:21 GMT

OMFG My 10 year old just asked Alexa on our Echo for a challenge and this is what she said.

Kristin Livdahl (@klivdahl)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 21:42 GMT

…Just how popular are we talking?

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 08:59 GMT

TikTok now has a pronouns field, very closely mimicking the Instagram implementation. I am… surprised.

Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 09:10 GMT

BRO THEY'RE STEALING FROM EACH OTHER NOW I 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

#FreeAster LEVI 🔜 TFF 2022 (@LeviSnoot)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 15:45 GMT

there's something to be said for making some software to do something, calling it done, and then not updating it except maybe to fix things that break "move fast and break things" startup culture has leaked HARD into open source personal software; no commits this year = ""dead""

artemis (@artemiseverfree)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 01:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/WhoPotterVian/status/1475179963934466048

This works. Other possible titles include Dr Who's Line is it Anyway? Doc the Week or Never Mind the Daleks

Gareth P Jones (@jonesgarethp)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 19:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/kitorbis/status/1475110278887096325

I think it would work better as a panel show, where David Tennant and Peter Capaldi are team captains. On David's team, it's Catherine Tate, Camille Coduri and Bernard Cribbins. On Peter's, it's Jenna Coleman, Michelle Gomez and Matt Lucas. Title: Have I Got Who For You.

Sean The Mondasian Cyberman (@WhoPotterVian)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 19:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1475209155992559624

i wonder how many people (if any) i helped realise were trans this year. there needs to be a twitter wrapped 😄

maisie 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 21:04 GMT

my challenge for 2022 is to crack as many eggs as i can

maisie 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 20:57 GMT

It's true though. 🤣🤣💀💀

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 22:20 GMT

jame (@videojame_)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 15:04 GMT

Throughout 2021 I've been keeping a note on my phone when one event, conversation or format absolutely DOMINATED my Twitter feed. Not meme formats on ig. Not news stories on reddit. Twitter. Here's what took over twitter in 2021:

llama in a tux (@LlamaInaTux)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 18:35 GMT

thinking about casting shot glasses of my parted lips so my fans can suck out the foams of their choice in the privacy of their own homes

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 08 Dec 2021 22:57 GMT

Say it with me now: ONLINE FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS❤️ and for a lot of us, family.

Melissa Dee (@EmmDeefit)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:37 GMT

DESIGNERS OF SYSTEMS TEND TO DESIGN WAYS FOR THEMSELVES TO BYPASS THE SYSTEM.

Systemantics Quotes (@SysQuotes)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 15:57 GMT

Only real Santa Claus fans will retweet this picture of our Christmas hero

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 14:30 GMT

These cubes are not moving 🤯

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:34 GMT

Ella Septima-Hamer (@jbrous41)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/__jcmc__/status/1475093766000287750

Soon we’ll have a story bounty where we’ll post topics we want articles on and then folks can write them! If you’d ever like to workshop ideas I’m happy to help there. Maybe swing by our slack or DM?

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🚴‍♂️🌳 (@philsturgeon)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 14:51 GMT

I’d put down my phone but unfortunately if I’m present with my thoughts and feelings nearly two years into the pandemic I’ll have a total fucking breakdown so. No thanks

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 14:56 GMT

Having worked opposite a Pandora I can tell you that the queue is all men on the 24th and all women with receipts on the 26th

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Men out in the wild…

Deborah. ✨ (@DebStevo90)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 12:19 GMT

Laurie (@Laurence__Hunt)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 13:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/IWriteAllDay_/status/1474805233431818244

Y’all can ~compromise~ on what y’all want for takeout. Compromising on kids????????? LMAO! It is well.

Clarkisha (@IWriteAllDay_)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/nboogz/status/1474468296976121857

Automatic break up. Kids are not something to compromise about.

𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚋 👼🏾 (@fluffyblkboy)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 16:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/fluffyblkboy/status/1474785308852068352

Getting somebody who doesn't want kids to have them will make them resent you for the rest of their life.

Jwils is Red (@Yuwils777)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 17:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/nboogz/status/1474468296976121857

Children aren’t a compromise people should be making at all — either wanting or not wanting them. They are a lifetime sacrifice and commitment, not a negotiating tool. In short, no.

Preston Mitchum, he/him (@PrestonMitchum)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:33 GMT

We are officially now in that weird haze between Christmas and New Years when we're all like what day is it? Are banks open? Are other people working? Is it still okay to eat leftover ham? What am I doing with my life? Is my ex happy?

Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 09:05 GMT

2022 really year of the #linux desktop?

Cyber Panda 🐼 (@c0dehard)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 15:14 GMT

The ‘mas’ in ‘Christmas’ comes from the word ‘mass’, which, in its turn, is thought to come from the Latin phrase ‘Ite, missa est’ spoken by a priest at the end of the liturgy and which can be translated as ‘Go, it is the dismissal’. So Christmas means 'go away Christ'.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 13:00 GMT

SMH, but not surprised, that being infected with Covid is what it's finally taken for a volunteer OSS community to suss why having unelected, unaccountable, and unremovable corporate leadership might be a problem.

Heather Burns (@WebDevLaw)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 09:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

The grinch has died after being struck by a bullet in an officer-involved incident

serene city (@holycity15)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 17:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

Brave of you to point out that whole story would be ruined if cops got involved

Festive "Phil Urich" (@philurich)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 04:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

please ask santa for you to be capable of shame

Bîtche de Noël Li’l 🌳 (@karengeier)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 17:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

The grinch is a story about the power of redemption and community, so it's fitting cops don't understand it.

Tray Of Games (@games_tray)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

I cannot emphasize enough that Dr Seuss primarily wrote books with simple words and themes such that they could easily be interpreted and understood even by young children.

The Prat Show (@thepratshow)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 14:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

themarysue.com/cops-arrest-th…

Edward (@Ark_Tor)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474356707283382276

Literally the point of this story is that The Grinch is redeemed (dare I say 'rehabilitated') without the intervention of any form of carceral apparatus.

Happiness Vampire (@nkalamb)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 19:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/RCMPNL/status/1474431307287564330

the grinch does not need to be released for good behavior because he is redeemed thru restorative and distributive justice in collaboration with his victims. that’s. the entire plot of the movie

k🪁♿️ (@katimcf)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 20:08 GMT