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brandon sheffield (@necrosofty)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:25 GMT

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Savvas Kλeanthous (@SKleanthous)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:17 GMT

Happy DoctorWhosmas to all who observe this special day!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 08:20 GMT

ME: welp, it's 2022 BRAIN: you will never see another year that doesn't have a zero in it ME: ME: lol bedtime

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 08:23 GMT

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"That was my dad. People used to call his number by mistake so he kept a timetable by the phone. He passed away last year." "I'm so sorry. He was a lovely man." "Thank you. Let me see if I can find the timetable." "It's ok, Robert & I will just try our luck. Thank you." 11/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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December 1990 "Hello...(sob)...could you tell me when...(sob)...the next train from Bristol to Merthyr Tydfil is?" "Tom? Are you ok?" "Martin? I'm sorry...I meant to call the Bristol station..." "It's ok, I can look it up for you. Just hold on." "Thanks Martin" 7/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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December 1994, NYE "Hello, is Martin there?" "I'm afraid not. Can I help?" "Oh,ok. Could you tell me when the next train to London is?" "I think you've got the wrong number, we're 63947, the station is 63948." "But I've always called this number. And spoken to a Martin." 10/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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*sheds skin*

mx claws (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:47 GMT

Happy New Queer to those who celebrate

Emily ❄ (@emilyst)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:32 GMT

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"You've got a bit of a wait Tom, next one's in 2 hours." "That's ok Martin, I haven't got anything to do." "Is everything ok Tom?" "(sob), Sam dumped me." "I'm so sorry Tom, that always hurts." "(sob)" "Get yourself home and your mum will look after you." 8/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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"Mum doesn't know about me and Sam." "But she'll understand-" "Sam's a boy Martin." "Doesn't hurt any different I guess but it must be lonelier. I'm sorry Tom." "Yeah. Thanks Martin." 9/10

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

When I lived in Merthyr, our phone number was similar to that of Merthyr railway station. My dad used to keep a copy of the timetable next to the phone as we had a number of people inadvertently ringing our number. As most used phone boxes, he didn't want them to lose money.

Dave Jones 🎭 (@davedhjones)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:37 GMT

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Sept 1990 "Hi Martin, when's the next Birmingham train?" "In 30 minutes if you can make it. Things going well with you and Sam?" "Yeah, brilliant. Last trip before we go off to Uni, Sam to Bristol, me to Cardiff. Won't be troubling you for a while." "You're no trouble Tom." 5/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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July 1990 "Hello, are there any trains to Birmingham tonight?" "Last one's at 8:00 but you'll have 2 changes." "That's no problem, thanks so much!" "It's Sam's young man isn't it?" "Oh, was it you I spoke to last time? Sorry, I was a bit excited." "Sounds like it went well." 2/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

🧵 A New Year's Eve tale: June 1990 "Hello, could you tell me when the next train to Birmingham is?" "One moment, ah yes, it's at 1:40." "Brilliant!" "People aren't usually this excited about Birmingham." "I've got a date with Sam, I can't believe it!" "Have fun young man." 1/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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October 1990 "Hello, could you tell me when the next train to Bristol is?" "Hello Tom, you back in town? How's Uni?" "Oh hi Martin, just popped back for mum's birthday." "And going to see Sam?" "Yeah, Sam's been really busy so it's been a while." "4:30's your next one." 6/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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August 1990 "Hello Martin. It's Tom. Strange how I always I get you." "Just coincidence. The Birmingham train again?" "Uhm, yes please. You probably think I'm some sort of lovesick fool." "I remember that feeling. The breathless thrill of possibility. 3:30 Tom." "Cheers." 4/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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In memory of Dave's dad, who was a lovely man. Happy New Year folks 12/12 twitter.com/davedhjones/st…

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When I lived in Merthyr, our phone number was similar to that of Merthyr railway station. My dad used to keep a copy of the timetable next to the phone as we had a number of people inadvertently ringing our number. As most used phone boxes, he didn't want them to lose money.

Dave Jones 🎭 (@davedhjones)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:37 GMT

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

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July 1990 "Hello, when's the next train to Birmingham?" "Another trip so soon? Sounds like the second date went well. "What? Oh, yes, very well, thanks. I mean, sorry, seems a bit weird..." "There's one at 5:20." "Thanks. I'm Tom." "Martin. Have fun Tom." 3/12

Hisham Ziauddeen (@HZiauddeen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:06 GMT

I feel like I have won the lottery: I can *see* the fireworks, but cannot *hear* the fireworks. I feel drunk with power.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 09:27 GMT

it's ok if the only thing you accomplished in 2021 was surviving. that was fucking hard. well done everyone

endless screaming (@infinite_scream)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 20:41 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! A big thank you to @openuk_uk for selecting me as an Honoree for their 2021 honors list. you can see the full list at: openuk.uk/2022-honours-l… (at the time of writing this the link did not work but hopefully it should later) #openukgennext #openukhonouree

Alison Dowdney (@alisondowdney)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:15 GMT

As I dog owner, I really hate this holiday 😩

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:09 GMT

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Congratulations @darylcecile @dimpledalby @d0m96 @ukcloudman @eddiejaoude @emily_s_stewart @Florianrival @errordeveloper @JamesGeddes @JamesMunnelly @JamieTanna @jess_

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:08 GMT

yes, I know, cryptocurrencies are hot right now

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Gambling boom in 2021 sets new record after pandemic slump wapo.st/3HnZfKe

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Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 22:54 GMT

In Russia there's a proverb: "The way you celebrate the New Year is the way you'll live it". So I will spend the whole 2022 on Zoom calls. Sounds legit😂 Was great to meet @shipilev @bercut2000 @_godin_ @jMargaritaN @olegchir @paranoidmonoid @annlaurin @23derevo et al🎉🎄🍻

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Gearing up for celebrating NY in Zoom lounge.

Aleksey Shipilëv (@shipilev)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:59 GMT

Oleg Nenashev (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 22:54 GMT

i didn't realize 2020 was gonna be a trilogy

Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:58 GMT

Me: I know, I'll let the dog out now before the fireworks start Our neighbours: 🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎆🎇🎆🎆🎇

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:04 GMT

Thigh crushing is the most humane method of assisted suicide

𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖋𝖊𝖓𝖟𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 ✨ (@Janjellyjam_)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:17 GMT

And remember having sex regularly keeps your memory active. Happy 2014 everyone!

Robert Wilkinson (@robertwlk)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 20:49 GMT

being trans is really cool and it’s beautiful to turn your body into a home 💜

happy new queers 🎉 (@SamAllenX)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:01 GMT

Betty White Community rap.

Patrick Lewis (@Patrick_Lewis0)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 19:59 GMT

It's name is TLS (Transport Layer Security). It's called SSL (Secure Socket Layer). It is network encryption. It's name is called Haddock's Eyes.

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Everyone except I has known this for ages, but I’ve adapted and have given up correcting people who said ‘SSL’. #zeroFucks twitter.com/pfhllnts/statu…

Jan-Piet Mens (@jpmens)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:17 GMT

Robᵉʳᵗ Graham (@ErrataRob)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:20 GMT

In an uncharacteristic fit of being organised, I just renewed a bunch of domains for 9 years. That'll convince me to put them to good use, I'm sure 🤣

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1476975086473256968

The thing that scares me about renewing domains for that long is that I am certain I will forgotten how to renew them in nine years time - at least anually keeps them fresh in mind!

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:27 GMT

happy birthday to me

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1476984446574235649

The best thing I did for myself last year was no longer "hate-follow" or "check in" on people I found toxic. Trust me, it's hard!! You want to keep a tab on ur "enemies" 😅 it's a natural impulse. Especially when you're spite driven like me.

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:31 GMT

I'm not interested in 2021 accomplishments: Let me know how you need care. Tell me the ways your heart fell & still beats. Share how naps exhilarated you. Praise on how you said No & felt it in your marrow. Rejoice texts you left unread. How you slept in. Love, how did you rest?

brownroundboi (@brownroundboi)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 00:52 GMT

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE #NEWYEAR

Paul {Atreides} Wood (@SuperRetroid)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:43 GMT

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

Jesse McLaren (@McJesse)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:34 GMT

cryptobros: everything is a smart contract and so it’s totally good and fair also crypto bros: awwwww I got scammed bc the smart contract had malicious code that i didn’t spot 😭😭😭 there’s a reason real financial systems have so much regulation and insurance 🙃🙃🙃

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:56 GMT

drunk texting my dealer

I hope this is satire... (@sablaah)Sat, 23 Oct 2021 19:01 +0000

I'm absolutely certain that more Republican cis male politicians have been charged with sex crimes in public than the whole of trans and non-binary people, but thanks for playing.

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It can’t be stressed enough that the primary thing that motivates leftism is their desire to act out their sexual fetishes in front of you. That’s what gender ideology is mostly about also. twitter.com/libsoftiktok/s…

Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 23:41 GMT

Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:55 GMT

Everyone who works at a public university in the U.S. knows that the struggle is real. #DontLookUp

David Ho (@_david_ho_)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 22:36 GMT