And we’re done!

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 22:11 GMT

In no functioning society should the sentence “Someone stole my ape cartoon” be followed by “now my life savings are gone”

Jess Dweck (@TheDweck)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:26 GMT

credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:48 GMT

New year. New you. New meme. #TheExpanse

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:30 GMT

It's an honor to be a Meme on New year's Eve. @ExpanseOnPrime #TheExpanse

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New year. New you. New meme. #TheExpanse

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:30 GMT

Emma Ho (@Emmahoofficial)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 05:07 GMT

everybody trying to pvp when the game is pve

Edward Snowden (@Snowden)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:17 GMT

Countdown to Year 2038 problem: 16 years, 16 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes and 44 seconds ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 76.42%

Y2K38 countdown ⏱️ (@countdown2038)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 07:03 GMT

What is a funny IT mistake that you made that others can learn from? 19 years ago I once swapped input and output files with the df command. Wiping evidence for a case.

strandjs (@strandjs)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/strandjs/status/1477337477656502276

We had a server crash, ie. a tower case physically tipped over and crashed to the floor. We improved our data center set up somewhat after that.

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 14:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/jargonaught/status/1477301454302031874

Anthony Ⓥ🌹 (@sauteslut)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:39 GMT

Italy has an honours system where they dish out medals of the Order of the Roman Empire Only joking That would be ridiculous

Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 19:56 GMT

I love it when Phil Collins trends because I get to post this gem: (Volume up)

Kaj-Erik Eriksen®️ (@KajEriksen)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 01:10 GMT

at this point, the Harry Potter reunion shit is indefensible the impact is just a massive advertisement for her and her hate

Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 10:03 GMT

well I mean they're not wrong 🤷‍♂️

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🐸 (@krazyfrog)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 08:12 GMT

Liran Tal | Developer-first AppSec 🚀 (@liran_tal)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 09:20 GMT

🐸 (@krazyfrog)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 08:12 GMT

News Reader claiming “Good News, it’s the hottest New Years Eve on record!” is exactly what #DontLookUp was about. People will just chortle away about the climate crisis until the rising seas, gigafires, firenados and just general bloody air pollution finish us all.

twitter.com/skynews/status…

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BREAKING: The UK has seen its warmest New Year's Eve on record with temperatures provisionally reaching 15.3C (59.54F), the Met Office said. Read more: trib.al/GftOcvx

Sky News (@SkyNews)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 12:34 GMT

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🚴‍♂️🌳 (@philsturgeon)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 10:08 GMT

Happy 2022 friends! 12 years ago I began posting notes on my site before Twitter: tantek.com/2010/001/t1/de… Have a site? Own your notes in 2022. Be the #P2P #decentralization you want to see, instead of tweeting to the wind. Questions? Ask #indieweb ... tantek.com/t5GZ1

Tantek (@t)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 02:29 GMT

CDC this, CDC that, I just want him to C me D way I C him 😣💯😩

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 01:50 GMT

How this show deals with trauma is so fucking amazing. Thank you @TheExpanseWR

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#TheExpanse604

the expanse gifs // not spoiler free (@expansegifs)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:10 GMT

Jax 🌘desert witch ✨🔮 (@winterr_wolf)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/PennySarchet/status/1476504010354012168

2021 showing 2022 around the workplace.

5x5 Creativity #PrivatisationIsTheft #TheNHSisOURS (@5by5Creativity)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:47 GMT

hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?

kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:47 GMT

Very normal, Twitter. Thank you.

Mia Moore 🏳️‍🌈 (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 18:52 GMT

As an engineer, @Neovim is critical infrastructure for my productivity, so I set up a monthly donation a few years ago through GitHub. It's great to be able to support a project that I rely on! ☺️

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here's a recommendable new years resolution: donate in support of the critical open source tools you rely on. We do this at @discourse every year.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27 GMT

Alex Gude (@alex_gude)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:40 GMT

here's a recommendable new years resolution: donate in support of the critical open source tools you rely on. We do this at @discourse every year.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27 GMT

A *huge* honour to be an #openukhonouree, alongside some absolute powerhouses in the open-source community. What a great way to kick off the year! 🎉 P.S. I've never had an award that had my name engraved in it, so this was pretty cool. 😂

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Congratulations to all of the emerging talent in the UK Open Technology ecosystem who have made our second New Year Honours List #openukgennext openuk.uk/2022HonoursList Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and inviting you to start 2022 by celebrating this talent #openukhonouree

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:01 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:48 GMT

API new year! May all your POST /wishes return 200 OK

API Handyman 💉💉 (@apihandyman)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:37 GMT

making a new account because my old acct got permanently content banned

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:35 GMT

dad walking into room are u ok son or daughter is lying on floor crying no I don’t know what to do in the future and it’s getting closer and closer and I feel so overwhelmed

reactions (@reactjpg)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 04:30 GMT

I always get sad on New Year’s day about the passage of time and things I haven’t accomplished yet and whether I’m truly living my life to the fullest anyone relate haha no worries if not

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 14:55 GMT

RT @rosstmiller Thoughts going into 2022

A Christmas Carol 🎄 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/JohnAndreu/status/1476751613050114067

But when they show it daily AND tell you, there’s no room for doubt!

Smileycrafts (@Smileycrafts)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:07 GMT

Who actually tells their partner they love them every single day??

Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 20:55 GMT

If you're interested in #Veganuary - trying a vegan diet for a month - there are loads of tips and recipes on veganuary.com/partner/happyc… And if you're looking for restaurants in your area which serve great veggie food - I thoroughly recommend happycow.net

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:52 GMT

Absolutely did not need this attack on the first day of 2022

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Samathy_Barratt/status/1477268212320452611

Seriously, I'm in excellent company on this list - @_phzn @JamieTanna @oluoluoxenfree

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

I got an award! I'm on a list of fab people! 🏅 Apparently I'm one to watch in the future of open technology, so, I guess, keep your eyes on me folks. 👀 #openukgennext

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Congratulations to all of the emerging talent in the UK Open Technology ecosystem who have made our second New Year Honours List #openukgennext openuk.uk/2022HonoursList Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and inviting you to start 2022 by celebrating this talent #openukhonouree

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:01 GMT

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

Not everyone deserves an invite to your next chapter, doesn't matter who they are.

Ariela 🤍 (@ariela1122)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:05 GMT

out of context community (@darkestimeline)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 11:18 GMT

2021: Wow this year sucked but 2022 will be an invigorating fresh start Hour 1 of 2022: The president of Square Enix declares the end of fun

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https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1477146246011711490

This is the quote right here

brandon sheffield (@necrosofty)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:25 GMT

Quinns 🚤 (@Quinns108)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1477146246011711490

This is the quote right here

brandon sheffield (@necrosofty)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/hyrmn/status/1477145620666322946

Savvas Kλeanthous (@SKleanthous)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:17 GMT