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Mike Murphy (@mcwm)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 02:47 GMT

I find it absurdly funny that you can type "man <command>" unironically and have the command explained to you

Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 19:49 GMT

ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME: Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous. ME IN 2022: Oh.

Jesse McLaren (@McJesse)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 03:55 GMT

Just had a nightmare where I accidentally clicked Positive instead of Negative in reporting a lateral flow rapid test. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Jennifer Riggins (@jkriggins)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 08:05 GMT

a secure key exchange consisting of swapping jars of mayonnaise with mutual parties diffie hellmans exchange

polar (@p01arst0rm)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:40 GMT

had a dream i bought mario that had the slogan, “my pronouns are she/slay” and i’ve never woken up this upset at myself before

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 08:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1479740747402424320

LOL, “makeup” not “mario”, thanks swipe keyboard

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 09:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1479730234530353155

never thought i’d ever have my dreams yassified

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 09:04 GMT

What’s the highest leverage thing you can do to improve your enterprise’s technical architecture? Create paved paths. Make the right thing to do the easiest thing to do.

Matt Stine 🚢 (@mstine)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 14:59 GMT

I've been on holiday for 3 weeks - the plan was to rest and get back into a good place for 2022. ...I've never slept so much in recent times. My mind says I'm OK, but the body keeps count.

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Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 05:27 GMT

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 08:34 GMT

We’re living in a time when even if you’re not tired, you’re exhausted.

Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 05:27 GMT

oh you have a weighted blanket? haha that's cute, I sleep with the crushing weight of all the shitty code I wrote years ago still running in production

christina (@cszhu)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 17:49 GMT

"What's the point of the vaccine if you still get #COVID19?" Well, I had it once before the vaccine and was sick for 2 months, ended up in the ER with partially collapsed lungs, was left with asthma. I had it once post-vaxx, and it was a mild flu. Was feeling fine after a week.

Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 19:32 GMT

quick trip to dark sugars for a warming rum hot chocolate 😋

maisie (@hiMaisie)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 17:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1479510776045989889

If Breaking Bad came out today, the New York Times would do a review after the first episode and say, what is the show about even? So he’s a teacher is running around in his underwear in the desert. Go back and do another episode of Malcolm in the Middle! #BookofBobaFett

Scott “Mr. Punchcards” Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 17:59 GMT

Show of hands ✋🏻 who here has quit a toxic job? Let’s normalize this shit. It’s never worth it, and it’s way different than paying your dues.

Zack Morrison (@ZackMorrison18)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 01:34 GMT

We've moved into the new @incident_io office and I'm in love! It feels like a cool loft apartment. There's an ACTUAL OVEN which means lunchtime baking... AND I've got a motorised standing desk which goes as low as I need because I'm tiny

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:03 GMT

Bro is everything ok? Those are some pretty deep song lyrics you've added to your MSN messenger display name

Ross Sayers (@Sayers33)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 01:09 GMT

I found a one-digit typo in the docs for Python's typing_extensions. I wanted to be a good community member and fix it. I had no idea how much frustration that one-char PR was about to cause. Brace yourselves as I take you along on this wild ride 🧵 RT for reach appreciated 🙏

Predrag Gruevski (@PredragGruevski)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 17:36 GMT

I’ll go with E… ✨ ALL OF THE ABOVE ✨ #ADHD #NeurodiverseSquad

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 15:56 GMT

Me opening web inspector to add `display: none` to a paywall overlay:

Brad Frost (@brad_frost)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 14:26 GMT

Got our hands on the latest episode of Seven on 7, and added a little surprise for ya. Skip to the end for an important date (one you lot have been demanding nonstop!) Then go back and watch Hughie’s interview. He’s the one decent part of this trash-fire of a "news segment."

The Boys (@TheBoysTV)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:15 GMT

New year's resolution: gonna start pronouncing it kuber-neets and pretending there's an open debate on the matter.

Dave O'Connor (@gerrowadat)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1479104130673115141

me: i am more than capable of getting work done with Netflix reruns on in the background boss: it’s distracting me: i’ve seen this show 863 times. it keeps me “in the zone” longer, especially during repetitive work boss: yeah. still no

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 16:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1479124100916420613

it’s almost like letting employees choose how they work best would raise workplace satisfaction levels and reduce turnover

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 19:55 GMT

Me getting in trouble at literally every in-office company I’ve worked at because I watch TV while I code 🙃

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boss: stop doing that me: if i’m getting my work done, why does it matter boss: it’s a ~pErCePtiOn~ issue

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 14:54 GMT

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 14:56 GMT

Travatz Haderach (@travisjohnson)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 15:39 GMT

boss: stop doing that me: if i’m getting my work done, why does it matter boss: it’s a ~pErCePtiOn~ issue

Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 14:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1479330539110817792

If your decentralization movement is like, “ok, step one, we need to buy every gpu on the planet and set up shop in remote regions of countries with no regulatory oversight” i am going to be skeptical.

Extremily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 06:04 GMT

Let’s see, list of things I’m losing out on: • Office politics and gossip • Micro management and aggressions List of things I’ve gained: • Complete freedom of my whole day • No commute • Actual focus time to be productive We young people are good ✌🏼

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Young employees are losing out 'on a lot' by not going to the office, business experts say (via @CNBCMakeIt) cnb.cx/3mYotXF

CNBC (@CNBC)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 15:45 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 20:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/oleg_nenashev/status/1479389670773600260

Eventually I will post a full story of what happened in 2021 for me. But yes, it was the worst year in my life. 2022 will be better, and I'm looking forward to it. Note that there is no evil side in this story. Things are much more complicated than that in real life

Oleg Nenashev (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:33 GMT

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.

Nathalie Robin Justice (@welcomewords)Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:02 GMT

How long has it been since you cleaned your phone? You might want to do it right now! Stream the latest ep of #GrossUp now: youtu.be/cdwPJpQkP9g

E4 (@E4Tweets)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 18:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/adircode/status/1478842829770272770

Oh gosh don't do measure yourself against people on twitter The times when I've been the most productive and 'inspiring' on here often correlate directly to a depressive/burnout patch where I'm struggling to find meaning elsewhere. Focus on being happy mate.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:30 GMT

Stop comparing yourselves to people's meticulously crafted online personas. 🌈

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https://twitter.com/adircode/status/1478842829770272770

Oh gosh don't do measure yourself against people on twitter The times when I've been the most productive and 'inspiring' on here often correlate directly to a depressive/burnout patch where I'm struggling to find meaning elsewhere. Focus on being happy mate.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:30 GMT

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:32 GMT

🦠🧫 IT'S HERE 🔬👨🏿‍🔬 I'm presenting a new E4 series where we explore the microbiological marvels hidden on your everyday items & I fly the flag for bacteria everywhere it's a lot of me saying "hey, bacteria doesn't mean dirty 🙄...but how did *that one* get there? 👀" 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

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How long has it been since you cleaned your phone? You might want to do it right now! Stream the latest ep of #GrossUp now: youtu.be/cdwPJpQkP9g

E4 (@E4Tweets)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 18:06 GMT

dr alex (@thermoflynamics)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 13:15 GMT

Happy New Year folks! Still we struggle to live our lives in semi-normality through this World war at constant battle against the virus. Here's hoping for happier and better times in the year ahead. calumryan.com/notes/3619

Calum Ryan - calumryan.com (@calum_ryan)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:51 GMT

Uber Eats announced the end of its activities in Brazil as of March 8th. The announcement came a day after it was enacted in the country a law requiring delivery apps to pay statutory sick pay to delivery workers in cases of accidents at work and covid-19 contamination.

Nathália Urban (@UrbanNathalia)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 20:09 GMT

Lynlisss (@tobosbunny)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 09:31 GMT

Someone asked me for advice on how to land an interview @GDSTeam 🎯 I think everyone should have access to these tips My opinions, not official policy 🧵

Harry Vos (@vosageroll)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 18:26 GMT