https://twitter.com/skpodila/status/1490714201094238210

How are we managing this. Honestly. Work. Children. Furry children. Taxes. House shit. Feeding said children.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:19 GMT

I’m not ready for Monday.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 15:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1490796360878145544

One thing to consider (because I’ve been guilty of it as an IC) is that you can’t just use your minimum with a ton of three day weekends - you’ve go to have at least a whole week per year of contiguous pto too :)

matty stratton, charismatic grifter (@mattstratton)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1490792714320826372

It’s not even just that they feel they can/cannot; without a balance of days staring you in the face, most of us don’t remember to take it.

matty stratton, charismatic grifter (@mattstratton)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:11 GMT

Pulumi's PTO policy is now a three week *minimum*, plus a company-wide week off each summer and winter. This is rad and I'd love to see more companies adopting a similar policy rather than just "unlimited PTO," where employees might not feel like they can actually take time off.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:00 GMT

This is such a textbook perfect example of building "just in time" reminders in software. Where can you do this in *your* product? 🤔

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:21 GMT

I miss fleets so much. I once had to beat workday BDSM accusations because people thought the workout bands on my desk legs were restraints

Honey (@benegotherit)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:47 GMT

Who said that you cannot print GIFs?

Victor (@vponamariov)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 07:40 GMT

I have a terrible confession. I can’t stand the name ‘Graham’. At primary school, a boy called Graham pooed his pants, and whenever I hear that name it reminds me of diarrhoea. Apologies to Grahams everywhere. I’m sure you’re all lovely and have never pooed your pants.

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https://twitter.com/PeopleOfUK/status/1490722363574468613

My friend had a cat named Graham, I kind of like it when pets have human names.

Dixidoo the Greyt hound (@Foz750F)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:27 GMT

Lesley from Newcastle (@PeopleOfUK)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 17:47 GMT

Tech interview antipattern: interviewer springs a “so do you have any questions for us” to the candidate after a long coding session or when there are like 5 mins left. IMO this should be a whole separate, no-holds barred conversation, if the technical rounds went well.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/Sonja_Drimmer/status/1427964388930109442

The citation chain usually works like this: -supposition stated as fact -supposition with reference to reputable book from c.1930s -reputable book from c.1930s with reference to Sir Edward Chortlemuffin, 1782 - Sir Edward Chortlemuffin, "here's a idea I'll fart out," 1782

𝕊onja Drimmer (@Sonja_Drimmer)Wed, 18 Aug 2021 12:48 +0000

memes I wish I could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 13:59 GMT

Infrastructure will never become a priority because infrastructure at its core is a liability. Applications are profit centers. People and technology are investment centers. Infrastructure is a cost center. Your only role in infrastructure is to bleed less and die slower.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 14:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1490438588202635264

'My wife and I parted on amicable terms, I told my best friend I loved him and we got married, and my daughter actually felt comfortable coming out as trans to us, this has been great'

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 23:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1490438588202635264

Grim but accurate adjustment.

Cam Gordon (@CampbellGordon)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 04:11 GMT

Einstein worked out relativity by finding the smartest physicist in his grad school program, dating her, having her do 1/2 his homework, getting her pregnant so she dropped out, then publishing both his and her work as his own, and then sealing her notes.🤷🏿‍♂️ A+B is "him and her."

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Einstein worked out relativity with pure thought experiments and you need an A/B test to change some marketing copy.

Michael (@mmay3r)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 03:55 GMT

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1490610659091832832

My strategy has always been to 3/4 ass everything. It’s how you sustain the long game. Eyes on the prize.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 12:42 GMT

So... what is the *best* way to only pull in the exact and only the needed dependencies on a java AWS Lambda function and *no more*? Working on the basis of trying to minimise the AWS Lambda function to its absolute minimum size...

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 12:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/shl/status/1488562644223082497

I wouldn't go within 100 yards of this guy lest he uses the gumroad user database to creep on you

Tevruden Dawnspear💙 (@tevruden)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 21:12 GMT

They call me the 007 of programming. 0 tests 0 documentation 7 abandoned side projects last year

Ólafur Waage (@olafurw)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 01:51 GMT

Engineering interviews can be stressful, and not knowing what’s coming makes things worse. That’s why we’re sharing our entire process, including why we do each stage, who you'll speak to, and in some cases the exact questions we’ll be asking. incident.io/blog/our-engin…

incident.io (@incident_io)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 10:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1490615532806197248

Tada! support.google.com/calendar/answe…

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 09:23 GMT

Let's decentralise these systems to give people more power. Wait no, not like that

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 09:31 GMT

The fact that Joe Rogan is having this current public relations nightmare wholly because he crossed the wrong rich white man but yet black people are being blamed for his "cancellation" is hilarious and says a lot about America.

Cheryl Lynn Eaton (@cheryllynneaton)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 14:12 GMT

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

cressida girldick (@AliceAvizandum)Sat, 18 Feb 2017 18:27 GMT

I need 9 seasons of #ReacherOnPrime STAT

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 06:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/RifaTrope/status/1490132853073399809

That's correct. The reason platforms will nuke your account for drawing a titty is because American law makers decided that could be the same thing as sex trafficking.

🔞Rifa 🔪 腐男子 🔗 Your Gov. Assigned Omega (@RifaTrope)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 01:18 GMT

My anxiety has started amping up again which in turns results in less and less quality sleep.... Over the years I've learnt counter measures to this so yesterday I made pasta - my go to anxiety buster.... I slept uninterrupted for 8hrs and feel so much calmer today

Nicky Wrightson (@NickyWrightson)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 06:46 GMT

New kink: Giving my Dom control of my Neuralink orgasm button dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/elon…

Cathy Reisenwitz (9/100 sketches) (@CathyReisenwitz)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 06:56 GMT

while this is a nice gesture dont forget the site doesn't allow NSFW content ON OR OFF platform. It doesn't matter if all the business you conduct on their site is squeaky clean, if you so much as draw a boob on twitter theyll nuke your account

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We've been getting a lot of questions about NFT's again today… and to reiterate, it's firmly in the ‘No Flipping Thanks’ column ✌️

Ko-fi (@kofi_button)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 18:46 GMT

knifebird (@foxvomit)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 22:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/SamAllenX/status/1490436267196043265

capsaicin sub...... domme me with flavor mommy

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 21:24 GMT

Please don't let people know about Sci-Hub which hosts 85 million scientific research papers. Absolutely do not search Google for sci-hub to gain access to 85 million scientific research papers for free. Don't retweet this. Piracy is wrong.

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Twitter suspends the account of Sci-Hub

Catalin Cimpanu (@campuscodi)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 14:32 GMT

Nathan 🏳️‍🌈 (@NathOnSecurity)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 14:41 GMT

Incredible detail.

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A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

Adam Kay (@amateuradam)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 18:36 GMT

Tanya Fish (@tanurai)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 19:29 GMT

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

Adam Kay (@amateuradam)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 18:36 GMT

Whaaaaaat? @philsturgeon at @PHPMinds on Thursday? 🤘

Anthony, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 18:20 GMT

This is the future they took from us.

Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 22:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/CodeineFridge/status/1490097919105507333

real men don’t go to therapy they just fight they own battles

juju 💰 (@ihyjuju)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 23:12 GMT