Lockfiles 🔒 The greatest invention that doubles as the most infuriating one.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 18:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/MakingMonzo/status/1480870403233001473

Don’t forget the new emoji channel, which pings every time someone creates a new slack emoji

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 18:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/LPerrins/status/1480885754142334976

But why Laura, if they knew it was nonsense, & their only aim was to terrify, the question has to be WHY, for what reason & why was almost every gov’t the world over, regardless of their politics doing the same?

Linda Stansbury (@LStansbury)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 13:39 GMT

I hope that the tech industry moves to a point where people can admit to not being geniuses, ninjas, or rockstars and have that be a positive. I hope that people can acknowledge that there is more to learn, and love that, rather than trying to one-up each other.

Ali Spittel 🐞 (@ASpittel)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 16:11 GMT

Trying to figure out when the inconsistently reproducible bug first appeared is...not fun.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 16:41 GMT

There is something so creepy about being invited to Zoom events where they offer an Uber Eats or GrubHub credit. It's like, "Stay safely at home, while servants cook and delivers your food, taking all risk for you." Risk offloaded onto the viral underclass. For my comfort.

Dr. Thrasher (@thrasherxy)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 21:02 GMT

I am deceased 💀

Néha (from the vault) (@MadhokNeha)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 23:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1480825289391312898

I had great fun with Ratchet & Clank: A Rift Apart!

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 08:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/MattGarrahan/status/1480556854862389251

Barti Slatfass (@barti_slatfass)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 15:17 GMT

"We don't understand why our employees don't want to come back to the office"

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This appeared in our office

Matthew Garrahan (@MattGarrahan)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 15:07 GMT

Mathias Verraes (@mathiasverraes)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 21:53 GMT

I just said morning in slack and then proceeded to react to my own comment with a 👋 haha

Richard Bagshaw 💉💉💉 (@bagwaa)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 09:07 GMT

"Can't Help Myself" by Sun Yuan & Peng Yu. This robotic arm was programmed to keep pulling its hydraulic fluid it needs to survive back to itself, which is constantly increasingly leaking out. While programmed to do other things, eventually all it could do was fight to survive.

Joshua Werner (@JoshuaFrantic)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 17:36 GMT

the real cure for covid isnt just hrt, you need to supplement it with sissification hypno

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 06:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/twinkbride/status/1480204723735216132

“…and you’re absolutely sure the striped kneesocks and the cat ears will help keep me from getting COVID?”

Moro☭ko (@Titi_Suru)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 23:33 GMT

I miss large corporations buying me lunch 🙁

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I love #Veganuary! Went to a corporate event yesterday with a free lunch. Usually all meaty sandwiches and a small plate of veg for us Ⓥ types. This time, about a quarter of the food was vegan and another quarter veggie due to people going meat-free. So nice to have options!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 11 Jan 2020 09:01 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 06:48 GMT

the tragic de-yassification of the riddler

andrew garfield’s egirl hypeman (@riddlerology)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 17:46 GMT

Y'all need to do some more looking into this Marak / faker.js / GitHub thing before feeding into his narrative. TL;DR?: Full on QAnon conspiracy theories, SJW dog whistles, domestic abuse, domestic terrorism risks, and a whole lot of self-victimizing.

Brandon Weaver (@keystonelemur)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 06:51 GMT

I know too much about completely useless shit; making it nigh impossible to have actual conversation. AMA

jacky.wtf/idwtcabichisilpalamfafamgf (@jackyalcine)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 22:13 GMT

"No piece of art has ever emotionally affected me the way this robot arm piece has. It's programmed to try to contain the hydraulic fluid that’s constantly leaking out and required to keep itself running... 1/x

Science News (@ArturScienceNew)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 16:13 GMT

no thinking zone

simone! (@parasocialyte)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 01:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1480621778611412992

Just to prove not all men etc - a guy at another agency had a similar brief for a Hoover brand dishwasher, and suggested "Hoover your plates" which I adore. (Brits call vacuuming 'hoovering' after the brand)

Holly Brockwell - Queen of Spayeds (@holly)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 19:27 GMT

Found some old notes from when I worked in advertising and we had to come up with slogans for a dishwasher. Mine: Washing up is for mugs. Terrible male colleague's: Computers for women.

Holly Brockwell - Queen of Spayeds (@holly)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 19:25 GMT

When someone suggests to RTFM, New Linux users:

It's FOSS - Linux Portal (@itsfoss2)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 17:42 GMT

I don't know how they got my email, but congrats to me, I guess.

Adelaide "Check My Pinned Resume" Gardner (@ohadelaide)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 17:56 GMT

It's frankly miraculous that the Internet works at all

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What is something you wish people understood about what you do for a living?

Amanda Deibert🏳️‍🌈 (@amandadeibert)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 14:46 GMT

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 17:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1480595046449700864

I have said this for the last 10 years, but the Internet isn't held together with duct tape; that's too strong. At best, it's held together with masking tape that has been in the sun too long.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 17:59 GMT

I can’t explain it but this is what 2022 feels like so far

folu (@notfolu)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 01:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/twinkbride/status/1480206131263856648

i think they should take it a step further and recommend estradiol and sissy hypno. you know, for science

twinkbride pearl (@twinkbride)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 15:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/twinkbride/status/1480206946208735241

some of the same people who think eating soy turns you into a girl are willingly taking t-blockers lmao

twinkbride pearl (@twinkbride)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 16:20 GMT

this is gonna be a bit of a thread, but i just found out that some conservatives are basically feminizing themselves to treat covid 🧵

twinkbride pearl (@twinkbride)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 15:48 GMT

The only #Java conference where *every* speaker is a @Java_Champions ! And you are invited to join for free, but please register ASAP - jchampionsconf.com @Java

Java Champions (@Java_Champions)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 20:21 GMT

So @AldiUK deleted their post using my words when challenged instead of getting me permission or offering me any kind of remuneration. Disappointed but not surprised, brands need to either come up with their own patter, or start paying the people that come up with it for them.

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Excuse me @AldiUK, patter isnae free in this economy. twitter.com/Zombie_Jeebus/…

✨Len Pennie✨ (@Lenniesaurus)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:19 GMT

✨Len Pennie✨ (@Lenniesaurus)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 15:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1480523330251853825

bark? 🥺👉👈

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 16:44 GMT

a pedo telling somebody to grow up is S-tier levels of comedy twitter.com/ahamzoid/statu…

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https://twitter.com/ChippSkylarkk/status/1480446097625698307

Grow up

NotAHamzoid 🇸🇾 (@AHamzoid)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 10:50 GMT

Skylar ⚒（司凯拉) (@ChippSkylarkk)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 16:46 GMT

Has anyone NOT been initially lowballed during salary negotiation? Taking advantage of ppl who potentially don’t have negotiation skills isn’t the move

𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 (@H3KTlC)Mon, 10 Jan 2022 14:59 GMT