Shitty Future (@Shitty_Future)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 13:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1481918942474035203

Pretty sure this breaches GDPR in Europe where you have to have active opt-in consent. Might be one for the ICO 👀

Parker 💅 (@_prkr)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 09:30 GMT

Tip: Instead of asking if folks can see your screen trust the tool to indicate you're sharing and say, let me know if you need me to zoom or resize anything.

Chris Short (He/Him/His) (@ChrisShort)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 12:53 GMT

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen… okaycanyouseeit?

Captain Nasdaq (Based) (@CaptainNasdaq)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 17:08 GMT

well yes #Omicron

eva🌻 (@_Evalein)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 18:58 GMT

dinosaur (@dino_comics)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/1481863962962632711

wow I don't get to send one of ＊those＊ emails very often.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 06:52 GMT

[breathes massive sigh of relief] I've been wanting to refactor that Javascript for over a year. [looks around] Well time to get a new job I guess.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:41 GMT

"Omicron's mild. Let it rip." One month later: "Why isn't my trash getting picked up? Where's the produce at the grocery store? Why did the clinic cancel my biopsy appt? Why hasn't my kid's teacher come back to school? I demand [cough] service!"

wendy cronin (@WendyACronin)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 15:18 GMT

You long for crowded bars full theaters sweaty dancehalls and noisy restaurants but the normal you miss that you ache for is not a physical location it was the peace of mind you had when you believed your society could manage a pandemic that is a normal to which you cannot return

Plague Poems (@PlaguePoems)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 18:10 GMT

Having done a couple of online talks, this sounds like a great tip - it's unnerving talking to yourself/your slides with no audience feedback at all.

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Great tip for presenting remotely that I learned from a couple of our #DesignOps Summit speakers: FaceTime with a trusted friend or mentor while presenting. (Muted, of course.) Presenting to one person is more conversational and natural—especially a person you know and trust.

Louis Rosenfeld (@louisrosenfeld)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 15:52 GMT

Nik Knight (@kninki)Fri, 14 Jan 2022 07:11 GMT

$10,000 is a lot of money, right? If you made $10,000 every day since 1776, you still wouldn't have $1 billion today. Stop defending modern day robber barons.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 07:58 GMT

Welcome to Murderville, a new series starring Will Arnett as a detective who, in every episode, has to solve a murder with a new celebrity guest star as his partner. The catch is: the guest star is never given a script so they have to improvise their way through the case!

Netflix (@netflix)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 18:00 GMT

Dear tech startups, saying money shouldn’t be the main motivation for a candidate, while raising millions in funding, is the biggest dichotomy of what’s said vs what’s being done. As long as housing, food and water cost money, money matters. I can be passionate AND want money.

ingrid.e (@opinionatedpie)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 13:57 GMT

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make? I'm blocked now.

Sue🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@Emsrsue)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 20:32 GMT

Take it from a psychiatrist: Therapy 👏🏽 does 👏🏽 not 👏🏽 fix 👏🏽 systemic 👏🏽 injuries 👏🏽 to 👏🏽our 👏🏽 mental 👏🏽 health👏🏽.

Dr. Mona Masood, DO (@ShrinkRapping)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 13:27 GMT

@Twitter are advertising a Junior Software Engineer role with 5 years of experience as a requirement 😴 I've reread the job page 3 times in case it's a mistake. YUCK

Alice (@alicechance)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 09:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/RogieRog/status/1481594550481215489

It's a great browser.

Barack Obama (@ShengudM)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 12:03 GMT

I often wonder how many phantom servers around the world are just running because no one knows what they do and are too scared to turn them off

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 21:47 GMT

🎉 @gitpod just gets better and better 🎉

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Thu, 13 Jan 2022 09:09 GMT

Is there a polite way to ask "what is the purpose of this meeting and why do I need to be included?"

professional internet user (@quidditch424)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 15:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachshakked/status/1481345622938685443

This you?

samosa joe (@ankit_)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 20:36 GMT

Unpopular opinion (?): Google Chrome is the new Internet Explorer. Uninstall it from your computer now. Use Firefox or Brave instead.

Fran Méndez (@fmvilas)Sat, 17 Apr 2021 07:16 +0000

Taking vacation is not a solution if you are out of bandwidth. When on vacation, things on your backlog is piling up and creating more stress. If overload is momentary, people sometimes fake vacation to go through their piles before taking a real vacation. twitter.com/carnage4life/s…

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One of the challenges with taking PTO is that work doesn’t stop and you’re underwater when you come back. Syncing a week long PTO across the company makes time off more restful as opposed to stressful. Impressive they’re going to do this quarterly. blog.coinbase.com/working-at-coi…

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 12:50 GMT

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1481299177061732354

It gets better... Good news though, our friend seems to have come to the exact realization we knew they would later in the thread.

Erin, Trail Mom (@ErinInTheMorn)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 16:21 GMT

Oh honey.

Erin, Trail Mom (@ErinInTheMorn)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 16:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1481300231115481091

To any "cis" friends wandering in: - Cis people don't get jealous of trans people for being to be their gender. - No, not every cis person wishes they can be another gender. - The only req for being trans is wanting to be a dif gender from what you were assigned at birth.

Erin, Trail Mom (@ErinInTheMorn)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 16:29 GMT

Wonderful to see @RosieisaHolt uniting our bitterly divided political classes 😂😂😂

tom jamieson (@jamiesont)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 11:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/smsm1/status/1481310623979954176

I've started hitting publish, then reading it with everyone else who sees my tweet about it and fixing the typos when I spot them

Simon Willison (@simonw)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 18:19 GMT

Impossible to describe this scene from Dallas City Council this morning but I’m begging you to click, you will not regret it

Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 15:55 GMT

A little bit of ruby to communicate how I'm feeling today.

M. Scott Ford (@mscottford)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 21:34 GMT

“Today feels like it’s March 681th, 2020.”

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A little bit of ruby to communicate how I'm feeling today.

M. Scott Ford (@mscottford)Tue, 11 Jan 2022 21:34 GMT

Andrea Goulet (@andreagoulet)Wed, 12 Jan 2022 18:47 GMT

What is a map[string]interface{} in Go, and why is it so useful? How do we deal with maps of string to interface{} in our programs? What the heck is an interface{}, anyway? Let's find out, with renowned Go teacher John Arundel, aka @bitfield.