twitter is a bathroom stall and people follow u in there to see what u write on the wall and sometimes they applaud but most of the time they get mad ur pissing and shittjng and looking at urself in the mirror when that's the point of the room and they didn't have to follow u in

danny devito with titties ⚪ (@fakedannydevito)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

It’s almost like, maintaining software is even harder than writing it??

John McBride (@johncodezzz)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/pilotcale/status/1496191855553298438

I'm min-maxing my character stats so I have a higher chance to hit

Benjamin Franklin Parenti (@yungparenti)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 18:36 GMT

imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say “split that mf into fractions”💀

brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 21:26 GMT

My goal in life is to have Moira rose from Schitt’s Creek level of vocabulary

Kelvinder Kapoor- The ettiquette B*tch (@saransh2000)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1496083821745393667

I’m gonna really have to learn how not to do that

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:26 GMT

People can’t see me mouthing that they are a prick

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What's a non-Covid reason you like wearing a mask?

Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:57 GMT

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:25 GMT

happy birthday, @monzo 🧡🧡🧡 you da best

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 10:38 GMT

The power of standing desks - you can foot-tap/ groove / air-hump while working 🕺🏻💃🏻🎧

Pure Krome (@purekrome)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 06:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1495866831315341320

Deleting Slack, LinkedIn, Twitter, emails from my phone has soothed my brain so much the past few days. Good reminder that you don’t need to be connected 24/7 and that’s okay! It’s noisy online sometimes, its okay to rest. 🫶🏻

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 21:07 GMT

💳 OMG @Stripe actually sent me an oversized check for my milestone! 💖

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My next startup is going to be a @Stripe plugin where we bring you an oversized check to your front door when you hiy major milestones for your business.

Chris Oliver (@excid3)Wed, 05 May 2021 23:52 +0000

Chris Oliver (@excid3)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:39 GMT

Batman: ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 Robin: IT DOESNT FUCKING START WITH BAT

🦕pat.🦕 (@patsatweetin)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 14:04 GMT

People usually wait till the end of the first trimester to say this, but you all have been with me thus far so I’m sharing: lil frosty has found a home!

Lauren N. Roth is 🌞☀️😎-Powered (@lauren_n_roth)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:21 GMT

TIL this GitHub Actions trick When a PR has multiple consecutive commits (ie fixing typos 😏) ➡️ these 3 lines save resources and cancel previous useless CI runs via @bitandbang @targos89 in Node.js PR: github.com/nodejs/node/pu…

Sebastien Lorber 🇫🇷 🦖 ⚛️ 📨 (@sebastienlorber)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:04 GMT

Aspiring dev: How do I debug my code? How do I read the logs from a server? How do I review a pull request? College: Today we are going to talk about algorithms and computational theory!

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:36 GMT

Recently some of the engineers at @Prolific made it so that the videos produced by our Cypress smoke tests have random music tracks associated with them. They even play sad music for failing tests, or happy music for passing ones. It is absolutely hilarious.

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Samathy_Barratt/status/1495813849873801225

Imagine watching your tests fail to sad panpipes. Its wonderful and terrible.

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:33 GMT

Adding the CSS blur filter on DOM elements you don't want to draw attention to in screenshots for blog posts is 🤌🏼

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:53 GMT

Dear Medical Twitter: After 2+ years of saving the rest of us from misinformation, please let CS twitter return a tiny favor: NYT did not make Wordle's words harder. Your symptoms are valid (it feels harder), but your diagnosis from Twitter info is not. 1/8

David Andersen 💉💉💉🎉 (@dave_andersen)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/dave_andersen/status/1495530221096873993

As has already been noted, NYT changed the word list in some very small ways: They removed exactly five words: 'fibre', 'lynch', 'agora', 'pupal', 'slave', 'wench' They added no new words. See attached snipped of Python comparing the two lists. 2/8

David Andersen 💉💉💉🎉 (@dave_andersen)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:46 GMT

this is beyond cute

tiny 🍑 keycap maker (@tinymakesthings)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 23:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/SteveSmith_Tech/status/1495688874332495872

My blog backlog is empty for the first time in 10 years

Steve Smith (@SteveSmith_Tech)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 09:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyleshevlin/status/1495539797741514753

As soon as you start tweeting like a fortune cookie, you’ll skyrocket

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 05:02 GMT

Don’t be cruel to your users, stop 90-day password rotations.

Tanya Janca (@shehackspurple)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 15:31 +0000

One thing I find really interesting about the GitLab handbook is how many external references it uses for the "why" behind something. There's a constant stream of books, research, frameworks, and more. Usually nobody cites sources because — frankly — there aren't any.

Donnie Berkholz is hiring (@dberkholz)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 04:12 GMT

I did not realize IPv6 is 25 years old wtf what really stops it from being adopted? old hardware? ISPs? etc?

go get a tan bih (@jackyalcine)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 06:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/jackivinson/status/1495260180266860546

Oh Sweetie, we HAVE freedom of speech/expression, it’s just not called “the 1st amendment” because we are a different country and we have a different constitution. Our Constitution didn’t need to be “amended” to include freedom of speech because WE got it right the first time.

Garrick Sissons (@GarrickSissons)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:11 GMT

2022-02-20T22:02 Yes, it is a palindromic ISO8601 datetime string!!!!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/abbyfuller/status/1495258475252707328

If you have to prefix it with "smart", it probably isn't

Brian Goetz (@BrianGoetz)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 21:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChristianKIC/status/1495318775448707072

They are writing code that has to be bug free and not exploitable in any unpredictable way. That seems like a systemic problem to me. Even seniors write bugs.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 18:25 GMT

who could have predicted that smart contracts would turn out to not be smart

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 04:46 GMT

A woman read one of my blogs about abusive misogynistic men and then left her vile husband. He emailed me giving me aggro, telling me it was all my fault she left his sorry ass and told me that I hoped I was proud of myself. I was. Still am.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 14:20 GMT

Reminds me of the time I was declared prematurely dead, and y’all wrote a delightfully exciting (though a tad incorrect) obituary. twitter.com/sandyfrizzle/s…

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If you get enough followers on twitter some people create their own incorrect lore about your life

Sandy Frizzle (@SandyFrizzle)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:12 GMT

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 04:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwgoerlich/status/1495255953893208065

Some meetings make me prematurely dead, so I think this is entirely plausible

Helen Patton (@CisoHelen)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 10:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/CisoHelen/status/1495347296862707718

“Why did you fake your own death?” *gestures vaguely at the overbooked calendar* “Oh. Right. When you put it that way? Makes sense.”

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 14:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1495138839614169088

batman: is it shave? riddler: nope! batman: [tears in eyes] share? riddler: guess again batshit! batman: [tears in eyes] shame? riddler: no, but that's what you should be feeling right now lol

the hype (@TheHyyyype)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 21:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1495136300638351361

batman: this is so fucked up riddler: world's greatest detective my ass, maybe you should detect a dictionary lmao

the hype (@TheHyyyype)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 20:50 GMT

batman: what? riddler: i said, you have 6 chances to guess this 5-letter word or the city gets it

the hype (@TheHyyyype)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 20:40 GMT

This time-lapse of #Boston during a snow squall is simply amazing. Check it out!

Sarah Wroblewski (@sarahwroblewski)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 01:09 GMT