I hope I recycle correctly this week.

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https://twitter.com/ElonJet/status/1498364944441647108

1,248 mile (1,085 NM) flight from AUS to VNY ~ 1,375 gallons (5,206 liters). ~ 9,218 pds (4,181 kg) of jet fuel used. ~ $7,069 cost of fuel. ~ 15 tons of CO2 emissions.

Elon Musk's Jet (@ElonJet)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:30 GMT

Zachary Forrest y Salazar (he/him) (@zdfs)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/1498339858338754566

Being able to sigh/grumble/~noise in meetings silently is one of remote's great gifts

🌈 pretty gay, rk 🌈 (@wholemilk)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 16:53 GMT

Just sighed a sufficiently deep sigh that the meeting app told me to unmute if I want to talk.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 16:50 GMT

If I don't get to poop on company time I feel like the whole day is wasted

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/AstroKatie/status/1498063287488897025

I say this seriously and it is not a contested statement: the new CDC guidance is predicated on the assumption that you are *entirely okay* with catching Covid and passing it on to others. If you are NOT okay with that, you’re just a footnote in the new guidance.

Katie Mack (@AstroKatie)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 22:39 GMT

luv 2 see forms default gender to “male” when they could just default to “prefer not to answer”

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:32 GMT

Look, I really didn’t want to bring Brexit into this and I have refrained from doing so until now, but the allegedly ponderous and indecisive EU is now unifying and acting, while UK ministers are not even in the room. Instead they are inviting Ukrainians to pick fruit.

John Cotter (@John_Cotter)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:42 GMT

It concerns me that another young developer whose tweet has gone semi-viral has a public GitHub repo to 'teach others' that contains an incredible amount of plagiarised and uncredited content Please do not do this

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 11:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297

Hi. Non-binary gen-xer here. I remember nuclear threat quite well. Your decision to be transphobic and smug at the same time serves no one and just makes you look ridiculous.

Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox (@MavenOfMayhem)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297

Hi Congressman Higgins! I'm a millennial trans woman who served in uniform and carried caskets while you couldn't be bothered to step away from your car dealership after 9/11 to go back in and serve during a time of war. Think of that next time before you say bullshit like this.

Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍⚧️ (@cmclymer)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297

We’re not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we’re literally the dictionary.

Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/damnhellworld/status/1497451481129271297

I love how impractical Star Wars droids are. How is 4LOM gonna capture anyone when he can’t even bend his arms

jake (@stuffsaidbyjake)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 18:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/SerbMillions/status/1497346956078632961

Just have to point out there’s another robot in the scene named 4LOM - which is short for “for the love of money”

Sutter Cane, Esq. (@damnhellworld)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 06:00 GMT

"im speedrunning" i say as i take damage (emotionally) to save time

my name is renata price (and i picked it) (@RenOrRaven)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:01 GMT

What is it about technical recruiter brain that makes them go, “sure, they’ve ignored my first 7 emails, but maybe the 8th will be the charm”?

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1498024100555415560

Not sure if you realize how far PHP has come since you wrote those posts. It’s leaps and bounds better than it was, and a fully fledged language, not just a random collection of functions and keywords like your post says. Look at the new PHP 8.1 features for an idea.

Chris White (@cmwhite92)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1498010115894505475

We should really be above this kind of take

Douglas Greenshields (@DouglasShieldo)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1498010115894505475

Making fun of PHP, same old story.

Bohuslav Šimek 🐘🇪🇺 (@BohuslavSimek)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/rory_blyth/status/1498030979646050307

In all seriousness, as someone who's worked with multiple languages over the last few decades, modern PHP is nowhere near as bad as people think. It has a terrific ecosystem, and there's a lot of incredibly talented people working with it

🇺🇦 Anthony, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:25 GMT

So this is 45. I will take it. To all the career returners, the parents, career changers, I fly like this around the world training people how to use robot solutions💫 and to think they once told me I wasn’t tech enough Speak it out loud, then go get it.

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 18:19 GMT

After so many years, I learned the format of console logging in Java can be defined in logging properties config file. See docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase… for clear explanation. The "Since 1.4" makes me feel very dumb, but better late than never!

Johan Vos (@johanvos)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 16:21 GMT

I saw them do this in the Blue Peter garden once. Putin, go fuck yourself twitter.com/dgisserious/st…

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I’m sorry but there’s no hopes of ever being able to occupy a country full of people who just pick up mines and move them while a lit Marlboro dangles from their lips. twitter.com/nexta_tv/statu…

Danny Gold (@DGisSERIOUS)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 14:05 GMT

Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 18:35 GMT

In #Berdyansk, a man removed a mine from under a bridge.

NEXTA (@nexta_tv)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 13:47 GMT

I’m sorry but there’s no hopes of ever being able to occupy a country full of people who just pick up mines and move them while a lit Marlboro dangles from their lips.

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In #Berdyansk, a man removed a mine from under a bridge.

NEXTA (@nexta_tv)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 13:47 GMT

Danny Gold (@DGisSERIOUS)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 14:05 GMT

The Bash logo was one of my proudest non-code open source contributions. So cool to see it on popular videos and articles. 😎

Justin Dorfman (@jdorfman)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 01:43 GMT

This is behind a paywall so I’ve done you all a favour because @caitlinmoran has a brilliant idea that we all, well me anyway, need.

Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 08:53 GMT

The most screen time in #LoveIsBlind goes to these bad boys

Justin Ryan (@JustinTommyRyan)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 04:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1497667157181804559

*getting tied up in that cool looking cross thing and trying to ease my awkwardness* dude how much is this like when you pair program over zoom and you can’t just reach for the keyboard

laura 💙💛 (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 20:22 GMT

Remember folks

People's City Council - Los Angeles (@PplsCityCouncil)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 04:46 GMT

i got invited to a kink rave thing tomorrow thanks to lex and im terrified actually i miss when the internet says there were hot singles in your area but it was a LIE bc i’ve forgotten how to party

laura 💙💛 (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 20:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1497666411283505154

*seeing a metamate getting flogged from the juice bar* haha this is just like code review am i right

laura 💙💛 (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 20:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1497613029013286913

Alternate Counter-point: now that we've gotten front row seats to Ukraine mounting an effective defense of the entire country on roughly the same budget as the LAPD, can we revisit the amount of money we spend on our cops and military?

Jenniferplusplus (@jennplusplus)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 16:49 GMT

I built my first API with Python using Flask in Linux on my son's Chromebook. @charlesbaird @gothardwrites my time to 200 was about 30 minutes. #dataengineering #itsaBingthing

Sarah J (@GeoGrr)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 00:00 GMT

I found out I can put an ad on the screen in the elevator at work for $15.

Dr. Matt Lee (@mattl)Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:01 GMT

She's just like me

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taylor swift always singing about being in the passenger seat of a car... starting to think this bitch can't drive

miriam (@m1riamh)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 22:08 GMT

emily 🌻 (@charIottebronn)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 22:09 GMT

taylor swift always singing about being in the passenger seat of a car... starting to think this bitch can't drive

miriam (@m1riamh)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 22:08 GMT

Inspired by my colleague @JamieTanna I'm entering the world of IndieWeb. First stop: creating a webpage using a GitHub repo.

Sarah J (@GeoGrr)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 21:58 GMT

fewer mundane things more disruptive to my life than "a service technician will address your request between 8am and 5pm"

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 19:39 GMT

The sanction nobody is talking about. Russian users who attempted to visit pornhub were quite literally cockblocked by a message that told them that the content has been stopped along with a Ukranian flag and message of Ukranian support #Ukraine #UkraineRussia #UkraineInvasion

┴HפIN⅄qʞƆ∀H (@root_nomad)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 16:56 GMT

In retrospect, I liked it better when my timeline was 24/7 software supply chain security hype.

Solomon Hykes (@solomonstre)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 06:13 GMT

Dropping in-flight masking even as we enter the second decade of x-raying our shoes and putting shampoo in tiny bottles would be just a perfect metaphor for everything wrong with American policymaking

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A flight attendants’ union is pushing the Biden administration to extend the U.S. mask mandate for air travel, which is due to expire next month, until more people are vaccinated against the coronavirus. nyti.ms/3HiEChX

The New York Times (@nytimes)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 12:50 GMT

Ames Grawert ☃️ (@AmesCG)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 01:57 GMT

The thing about history is... these times we are living in are very, very precedented.

Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 16:54 GMT