https://twitter.com/SamtheNightOwl/status/1485863086078660608

apples and oranges my dude!! or like,, apples and some kinda weird fetish fruit

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 06:35 GMT

I just saw this “You’re not lazy, you only have a certain amount of energy and right now you are using it all to survive.” I don’t know who needs to hear that right now, but I know someone does

Chloe Bellerby (@ChloeBellerbyMH)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 20:54 GMT

ADHD is being a model employee at a new job due to hyperfixating on something new then being unable to give a shit 3 months later

Sitting with ADHD (@SittingWithADHD)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 15:29 GMT

there needs to be a twitter that americans aren't allowed to post on

Eggs B. (@brunchausen)Sat, 22 Jan 2022 15:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1485707544085549057

it’s good and detailed but I know it’s confirming what I already know about crypto: it’s short-sighted tech bro dogshit, so I don’t want to waste any more energy on it (it wastes enough as it is)

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 20:19 GMT

I miss office fun sometimes 💕

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https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1485649377431633929

Doing stuff is overrated. ;)

Nabeena Mali (@NabeenaM)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:14 GMT

defo stuck in this loop atm 🥲

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dinosaur (@dino_comics)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:42 GMT

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 16:23 GMT

dinosaur (@dino_comics)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:42 GMT

Not sure if this is a controversial opinion or not: unit tests should make up a minority segment of your overall automated test suite I'd absolutely take a project with integration and no unit tests over one with unit tests but no integration tests

Simon Willison (@simonw)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1485700771031117824

The usual challenge with testing language applies here: I'm confident different people have different mental models of what "unit" and "integration" tests actually mean

Simon Willison (@simonw)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:48 GMT

Well, what do ya know. Some folks on my new team don't know about that air fryer life. Converting them has just become one of my KPIs for the year.

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:10 GMT

Out of Context 20th Century Fox (@OOC20thFox)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 16:04 GMT

dumb bitch swag 🎭 (@femmehusband)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 16:49 GMT

Most of being in a relationship is saying “look at the dog right now”

Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:38 GMT

I love our regular team writing days. Mainly because everyone here is excellent at talking about what they do, but also because my calendar only really focusses on two things 🍔✍️

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It's Content Day at @incident_io! Everyone downs tools for a day, and writes blog posts that we can use for the following month. We write about everything from incident response, to how we build the product, to how we run projects. It's very therapeutic. ✍️

Stephen Whitworth (@sjwhitworth)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:23 GMT

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:52 GMT

It's Content Day at @incident_io! Everyone downs tools for a day, and writes blog posts that we can use for the following month. We write about everything from incident response, to how we build the product, to how we run projects. It's very therapeutic. ✍️

Stephen Whitworth (@sjwhitworth)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:23 GMT

I started a sketch of my thoughts on the funding of open source and so far my conclusions are so bleak I hesitate to publish.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 02:28 GMT

PSA: Stop making developers feel like they HAVE to get involved in open source. You DO NOT HAVE TO participate in open source to A) be successful or B) give back to the community. You can be successful and give back to the community in MANY other ways.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 10:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/zkat__/status/1485368819182833666

I want a world where people can be super successful in their careers without over working, without gritting my teeth through unethical, miserable jobs, without doing a ton of open source But that doesn’t reflect the reality of my career. So how can I mentor someone to do better

kat.rs (@zkat__)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 21:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/OffTalkic/status/1484983394945568770

I can’t believe you missed the point by that much. By miles even

Cram Allevorc (@crovella_marc)Sat, 22 Jan 2022 20:45 GMT

All wars are class wars.

Steven Cotterill (@socialiststeve6)Sat, 22 Jan 2022 11:27 GMT

how am I supposed to be a slut when covid is like this

✦ erin ✦ (@erinsnowy)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 02:42 GMT

Cross dressers and sissies stop acting like it's the same thing as being trans challenge. Like, seriously, fucking stop.

A Fairie Named Mars (@FairieNamedMars)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:47 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 10:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/TrueCrazyFrog/status/1468248951317008389

QUIT STARING AT YOU-KNOW-WHERE!!!

Crazy Frog (@TrueCrazyFrog)Tue, 07 Dec 2021 16:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/thingskatedid/status/1485312080609636352

hahaha

ELF Appreciator Yu​u (@netspooky)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:17 GMT

My brain is low on dopamine again, can't wait to return to work tomorrow. I need the high of those personal wins asap 🥺

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:15 GMT

Choosing violence

Matthew @SwordsComic (@_mjwills)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/codepo8/status/1485215511642353664

Splendidman

Paul Foster (@plfstr)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 11:46 GMT

🧠 Superman is only Superman cause he landed in America. If he'd landed in England he'd probably be "Reasonably good flying chap"

Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 11:39 GMT

Salary levels in the US are ridiculous. And don't give me the "we have to pay for healthcare" line or the "you should see our student loans". Professors on $150-200k in the US do not compare to professors in the UK on £55-60k especially as "tenure" isn't the same.

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tenured folks drop your salary in the comments challenge

alyssa corinne smith (@_alyssacsmith)Fri, 21 Jan 2022 18:20 GMT

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 11:52 GMT

Men talk about the friend zone a lot but something that doesn't get talked about is the pain you feel as a woman when you realized you didn't have a friend...you had a man pretending to care for you so he could sleep with you.

ShariTDancer (@Shari_Teja)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 00:06 GMT

Seeing Adele fans party maskless in vegas is why I refuse to pity people who fly across the world for mass events right now, or those who plan them Pure greed drives it whether for profit or pleasure at a time when millions can’t even travel to see loved ones or work

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 09:51 GMT

If you want to become well known on Twitter and brand yourself as a developer, it’s become obvious that it’s much more important to know how to game the algorithm with bullshit clickbait and threads than to a actually build things or create educational material.

nader dabit (🧱, 🚀) (@dabit3)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 01:40 GMT

Turns out holding trans rights signs in front of a celebrity’s house isn’t a jailable offense. trib.al/tKws8dq

them. (@them)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 00:37 GMT

It is sickening that Apple is relying on crowd funding to make Safari more accessible. To be clear: It’s good that :focus-visible is being worked on at all, but I cannot be happy that the *world’s richest company* cannot find $35k to do it themselves. igalia.com/open-prioritiz…

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 10:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1485155368485466114

People ask if i’m a whovian and i’m like no because I have to start at the Magna Carta to catch up and nobody has time for that

Extremily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 07:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1485147641688305667

Brits in here like “tut tut our three point five seasoun shouws that end before a single emotion is portrayed are evidently superiour” as if Doctor Who isn’t on Season eight hundred two and they’re gonna need to colonize a small nation because every living Brit has been the Dr

Extremily Gorcenski (@EmilyGorcenski)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 07:40 GMT