When I die can someone please log onto my Twitter and tweet “not me dying”

siphe (@siphe_sushi)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 20:12 GMT

gn nerds

marina 🕊☭ (@marinaxdove)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 05:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/siphe_sushi/status/1486069555814449155

There was a girl in Bristol who very sadly died, but her last tweet was something like "I can't believe I have to go to hospital for this"

Phoebe & The Dragon (@alienpmk)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 10:05 GMT

Train firms to provide free access to mindfulness apps in effort to lure commuters back, giving workers a tough choice between £130 for 90 minutes of whale sounds or just staying at home for free.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 12:28 GMT

Here's a little Cookstyle/ChefSpec tip for y'all #chef #cookstyle

Dan Webb 💉💉 (@dan_webb)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 10:41 GMT

If you enjoyed the show, consider the #expanse books. I genuinely believe @JamesSACorey wrote the finest literature to come out in my lifetime. It’s a truly epic tale about the human tendency to destroy ourselves.

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I just finished #TheExpanse. It was an excellent series. 10/10. Each and every actor did a stellar job. It had beautiful lessons on love, friendship, loss, & leadership. I am sad to leave these characters. They were beautiful.

deray (@deray)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:03 GMT

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 13:55 GMT

My idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job

BETEL (@betelreloaded)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:58 GMT

the first month of pokemon go was the only time this world knew true peace

T 🎯 (@CodeineFridge)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 18:01 GMT

people who choose not to have kids- because they simply don’t want to -are the coolest. spending your adult life doing whatever you damn please ?!? ICONIC

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 22:18 GMT

I was today years old when I learned that `dind` is an acronym for "Docker-in-Docker". I had seen it *everywhere* but never knew what it meant. 🤦🏻‍♀️ A good reminder to write out the acronym FIRST to make sure everyone's on the same page.

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 10:49 GMT

the gremlin attacks

Cryptid Cats (@cryptidmeows)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 05:00 GMT

i am once again generating a gpg key. I have some hope that this might be the last time though

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 09:55 GMT

For months I thought a little ledge by my basement staircase would be a good fit for a miniature museum. Ordered miniature people and finally set it up this week!

Chealsye Bowley (@chealsye)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 20:18 GMT

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 06:26 GMT

furvo 🇪🇪 (@_Furvo_)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 17:46 GMT

United States got weapons to Ukraine faster than Covid tests to its citizens

Left Flank Veterans (@LeftFlankVets)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:45 GMT

Architects/Senior Engineers have a vested interest in org design. If you believe Conway’s law, include those people when you’re planning a re-org.

Sean "Harbinger of Outages" Kilgore (@log1kal)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 20:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohJuliatweets/status/1486063637659885576

"That's right, I rent a jpeg. This is in fact very cool and not the most embarrassing thing a human being could do."

JC Goodmuffin (@jamesmcorlett)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 20:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1486371729987575813

Yes to variable expiry, but on refresh tokens not access tokens. Access tokens should always be short lived to the point you don't care. But stick it on the refresh token (or make it standard to allow no refresh at all, so it expires after that first hour) - that'd be cool!

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 16:51 GMT

I wrote this 11 years ago. shkspr.mobi/blog/2011/01/o… I really wish more OAuth services would use the `expires_in` response. It would be great if you could authorise a service for a specified and limited amount of time.

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 16:13 GMT

Reminder that diet culture is toxic and predicated on the idea that thin is good and thin is healthy.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 16:53 GMT

Call me Ruby cause I’m getting railed 💎

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 16:24 GMT

It was a magnificent view from under the glass table.

translated cats (@TranslatedCats)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 12:16 GMT

yeah we all know the answer

El Whitcombe, Cryptid Park Ranger (@TerriblyBland)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 02:35 GMT

100 days till Multiverse of Madness

Ren (@wandasolsen)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 13:34 GMT

origins of iconic images (@image_origins)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 14:14 GMT

I’ve seen too many youth pastors be like “Be careful on TikTok, it’s just girls dancing in swimsuits” and I’m like bro…it’s an algorithm 👀

Jaron Myers (@jaronmyers)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 03:36 GMT

Remember when an insanely expensive movie actually looked like it was insanely expensive.

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and that's.. cinema.

best of pirates of the caribbean (@bestofpotc)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

Jared (@Name112a7)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 01:03 GMT

and that's.. cinema.

best of pirates of the caribbean (@bestofpotc)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

Years ago I was offered a sabbatical. I refused, because I wanted to stay on top of the things I had going at work at the time. You know what’s funny? I have no recollection of what those specific things were. But I am sure I would remember what I would have done w the time off.

Vittorio (@vibronet)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 07:33 GMT

Shout it from the mountaintops! If you ever get the oppty to take time off from your workaday life, esp for weeks/months, do it! You'll remember it for the rest of your life, and you'll come back to work re-invigorated. This is a great post about it: joelonsoftware.com/2000/03/18/mor…

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Years ago I was offered a sabbatical. I refused, because I wanted to stay on top of the things I had going at work at the time. You know what’s funny? I have no recollection of what those specific things were. But I am sure I would remember what I would have done w the time off.

Vittorio (@vibronet)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 07:33 GMT

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:30 GMT

Solving people's problems, often but not always with technology.

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As a developer, what gives you joy?

Palash (@palashv2)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 05:05 GMT

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:31 GMT

Has anyone else just deleted their linkedIn account? It's such a depressing place. Every time I log in (rarely) I just get a sea of recruitment spam and unknown people wanting to 'connect'. Is it actually helpful? Do employers really look at it?

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 13:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1486327198286065672

I sort of find it useful to look up people I'm going to be working with. See their background / experience. I don't post anything there or read what other people have written. But I think it is useful as an acceptable way to publish your CV.

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 13:26 GMT