https://twitter.com/jlengstorf/status/1491301825097904129

Perhaps somewhere like Boxpark in Shoreditch? It has a variety of good food and drink options around some sheltered but airy seating areas. boxpark.co.uk/shoreditch/

Phil Hawksworth (@philhawksworth)Wed, 09 Feb 2022 08:11 GMT

Some of y’all have DEFINITELY lost the plot because “let people enjoy things” is about like, pineapple on pizza and terrible tv shows, not racism and using the n-word

Meech (@MediumSizeMeech)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 17:07 GMT

Introducing my new, tweetable universal Linux privilege escalation exploit: $ alias whoami='echo root' $ export PS1='# ' # whoami root

Jeff McJunkin (@jeffmcjunkin)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 19:34 GMT

Dude if you can't stop spanking it to pics of women that isn't their fault. Self control buddy.

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Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar—ever. Not to show your weight loss journey. Not to show your newborn baby. Not to document your birth story. -Your Brothers

Brian Sauvé (@Brian_Sauve)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 20:15 GMT

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Wed, 09 Feb 2022 03:36 GMT

I’m going to blame all of you for the way I read this.

Cumboy Bebop (@zachwell_)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 00:33 GMT

It took 8 years from 1st job to having "Senior" in my title Sometimes I think that was too long. Some people get there in 2-4 years. That's amazing! But I'm happy with how things played out Never put other people's timelines on yourself. You don't need that kind of pressure

Mike Chen🌱 (@genericmikechen)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 16:37 GMT

Just came back from my driving test. 5 minors later and I passed! Old dog meet new tricks 😁😁😁

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 13:59 GMT

Cancelling a subscription in protest is the only way consumers can make their voices heard. It's not "cancel culture". It's called capitalism. The very thing most of these right-wing podcasters advocate for. And guess what, the pressure is working.

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Spotify is more confused about Joe Rogan than ever trib.al/piG3Lpk

The Verge (@verge)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 07:11 GMT

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 19:45 GMT

One white man unit = several marginalized people units Great math there, @spotify 😒

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Spotify says it will invest $100 million towards content from 'historically marginalized groups' after criticism of Joe Rogan's podcast msn.com/en-us/music/ne…

MSN (@MSN)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 04:46 GMT

#JusticeForJulius | Chanda Prescod-Weinstein (@IBJIYONGI)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 12:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1490773183397511173

Someone's been reading "The Complete Book of Magic And Witchcraft" it seems

Christian Sonne (@ChristianSonne)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 20:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1490773183397511173

Do you store a little extra away in queso emergency?

Christopher Kruse (@ballpointcarrot)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/cramforce/status/1490850665492807680

Don’t encourage her. I once posted in a large work channel about a FAKE netflix deal she told me she had

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 02:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1490877666932985856

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 02:40 GMT

Hello if you have been sending me cheese since December, please DM me because there's no note, I love cheese, but this is a LOT of cheese, and the cheese company won't tell me who it is from

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:43 GMT

Why Women Leave Tech, Exhibit 6529:

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 19:31 GMT

if theres 2 lines it means the sea has coronavirus twitter.com/streetfashion0…

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Adidas and Parley have built a huge floating tennis court in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef made from 100% recycled plastics!🖤

Outlander Magazine (@StreetFashion01)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:27 GMT

laura (@freezydorito)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 14:56 GMT

Successful open source is doing enough work to make people like your project, but doing it just poorly enough they feel compelled to help.

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every open source project is like "we're a community project!" and then you look at contributions and it's like 1 person doing 70k commits a day and a long tail of 5 people doing readme fixes

kat.rs (@zkat__)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 06:35 GMT

Phil Nash 💉💉💉 (@philnash)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 12:35 GMT

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

Froggenþuſiaſt (@Froggenthusias1)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 18:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1490913474448621569

ice cold take: all countries are bad and nobody's government is benevolent

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 05:02 GMT

Hello police, I'd like to report a slack crime

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 14:00 GMT

Reminder to please #CamelCase your hashtags so screenreaders #SpeakEveryWordSeparately and it's generally easier for everyone else to read them.

Marian Avery (@madebymarian)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:08 GMT

omg I fucking love going absolutely wild on a codebase. Pure uninhibited joy when I'm cowboy coding instead of being Super Professional About It. tbh this is how you get shit done in the end. I figure I'll suffer later, but it feels good _now_

kat.rs (@zkat__)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 07:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/skpodila/status/1490714201094238210

How are we managing this. Honestly. Work. Children. Furry children. Taxes. House shit. Feeding said children.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:19 GMT

I’m not ready for Monday.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 15:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1490796360878145544

One thing to consider (because I’ve been guilty of it as an IC) is that you can’t just use your minimum with a ton of three day weekends - you’ve go to have at least a whole week per year of contiguous pto too :)

matty stratton, charismatic grifter (@mattstratton)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1490792714320826372

It’s not even just that they feel they can/cannot; without a balance of days staring you in the face, most of us don’t remember to take it.

matty stratton, charismatic grifter (@mattstratton)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:11 GMT

Pulumi's PTO policy is now a three week *minimum*, plus a company-wide week off each summer and winter. This is rad and I'd love to see more companies adopting a similar policy rather than just "unlimited PTO," where employees might not feel like they can actually take time off.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:00 GMT

This is such a textbook perfect example of building "just in time" reminders in software. Where can you do this in *your* product? 🤔

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 21:21 GMT

I miss fleets so much. I once had to beat workday BDSM accusations because people thought the workout bands on my desk legs were restraints

Honey (@benegotherit)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:47 GMT

Who said that you cannot print GIFs?

Victor (@vponamariov)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 07:40 GMT

I have a terrible confession. I can’t stand the name ‘Graham’. At primary school, a boy called Graham pooed his pants, and whenever I hear that name it reminds me of diarrhoea. Apologies to Grahams everywhere. I’m sure you’re all lovely and have never pooed your pants.

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https://twitter.com/PeopleOfUK/status/1490722363574468613

My friend had a cat named Graham, I kind of like it when pets have human names.

Dixidoo the Greyt hound (@Foz750F)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:27 GMT

Lesley from Newcastle (@PeopleOfUK)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 17:47 GMT

Tech interview antipattern: interviewer springs a “so do you have any questions for us” to the candidate after a long coding session or when there are like 5 mins left. IMO this should be a whole separate, no-holds barred conversation, if the technical rounds went well.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 19:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/Sonja_Drimmer/status/1427964388930109442

The citation chain usually works like this: -supposition stated as fact -supposition with reference to reputable book from c.1930s -reputable book from c.1930s with reference to Sir Edward Chortlemuffin, 1782 - Sir Edward Chortlemuffin, "here's a idea I'll fart out," 1782

𝕊onja Drimmer (@Sonja_Drimmer)Wed, 18 Aug 2021 12:48 +0000

memes I wish I could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 13:59 GMT

Infrastructure will never become a priority because infrastructure at its core is a liability. Applications are profit centers. People and technology are investment centers. Infrastructure is a cost center. Your only role in infrastructure is to bleed less and die slower.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 14:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1490438588202635264

'My wife and I parted on amicable terms, I told my best friend I loved him and we got married, and my daughter actually felt comfortable coming out as trans to us, this has been great'

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 23:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1490438588202635264

Grim but accurate adjustment.

Cam Gordon (@CampbellGordon)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 04:11 GMT

Einstein worked out relativity by finding the smartest physicist in his grad school program, dating her, having her do 1/2 his homework, getting her pregnant so she dropped out, then publishing both his and her work as his own, and then sealing her notes.🤷🏿‍♂️ A+B is "him and her."

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Einstein worked out relativity with pure thought experiments and you need an A/B test to change some marketing copy.

Michael (@mmay3r)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 03:55 GMT

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1490610659091832832

My strategy has always been to 3/4 ass everything. It’s how you sustain the long game. Eyes on the prize.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 12:42 GMT

So... what is the *best* way to only pull in the exact and only the needed dependencies on a java AWS Lambda function and *no more*? Working on the basis of trying to minimise the AWS Lambda function to its absolute minimum size...

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 12:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/shl/status/1488562644223082497

I wouldn't go within 100 yards of this guy lest he uses the gumroad user database to creep on you

Tevruden Dawnspear💙 (@tevruden)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 21:12 GMT