https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1487894973290852357

i mean an actual bottom

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 21:06 GMT

it’s “discord server accusing me of being a complete bottom” hours again 😩🥺

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 00:18 GMT

calling peoples opinions of me “fan theories”

m. (@MilanBrielle)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:29 GMT

Remote for almost 2 years? Ain’t nobody tryin to work in an office ever again and deal with micro aggressions, shady ass coworkers, the person who wants to stand at your desk and gossip, interoffice politics, and commuting in the cold, NOPE

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞 (@exavierpope)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:09 GMT

why does everyone have a goatee

Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 19:40 GMT

this has caused me to exit my body and now i exist in a realm where only this exists on loop

Jeremy Blake (@jjbbllkk)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 00:37 GMT

Canceling a subscription because you oppose a company's policy is exactly how free enterprise is supposed to work. Companies are free to stay the course or make a better product. That's not censorship. Book-banning is censorship.

David Siegel ⚖️ (@SiegelAtty)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 13:37 GMT

i need to be referenced in one more news article before i can apply for the blue check because apparently this one is too old 🙄

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 20:03 GMT

the tech community is concerned about the wrong kind of TS switches

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 17:46 GMT

Facebook says it’s helping millions of the world’s poorest people get online through programs that allow them free data. Many of these people end up being charged, collectively, an estimated millions of dollars a month. on.wsj.com/32J4uFN

The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 09:00 GMT

I almost want to never write TypeScript again because of how condescending people are. I know what I’m doing. I’ve been in this field for over 15 years. There are other approaches, ya know? Some of you need to try other types of languages.

James Long (@jlongster)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 01:14 GMT

WATCH THIS. *Hundreds* of NYPD steal subway fare & walk through exit gate. W/o masks to boot. Laughing at bystanders. NYPD tickets or arrests 1000s of mostly Black & brown people for this. Taxpayers pay hundreds of millions for police on subway. 2 systems.

Scott Hechinger (@ScottHech)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 23:35 GMT

Petition to replace 'Methodology' and 'Results' headings in studies with 'Fuck around' and 'Find out'

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 18:06 GMT

this is legit some dystopian sh*t. straight up police state. twitter.com/nogoodleftist/…

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imagine if someone popped a single balloon

Jay ✊🏽 (@NoGoodLeftist)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 14:35 GMT

Michae| (@Plz_Relax_)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 00:08 GMT

imagine if someone popped a single balloon

Jay ✊🏽 (@NoGoodLeftist)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 14:35 GMT

more cisgender men need to start feminizing hormones to normalize it for the rest of us

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angle) (@oncloud_b)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 14:06 GMT

The @spotify call on Rogan is the same decision that all social and content platforms make daily: Disinformation & conspiracies are more profitable than facts. Terrible opinions are more profitable than art. Amplifying the loudest is more profitable than promoting the smartest.

Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 19:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/oncloud_b/status/1487789227609931780

cis men if you want to be an ally this is the way!

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angle) (@oncloud_b)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 14:06 GMT

Genders are like pointers. For a lot of people, they point to one of two static options. For some people, they’re null pointers. For others, they point at an octopus emoji. Tag yourselves, I’m 0xc000088050

Lucy Davinhart 🍓 (@LucyDavinhart)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 11:17 GMT

“What the attacker did is take advantage of a logical error in Qubit Finance's code.” Silly me: and here I thought that the code is the law. zdnet.com/article/qubit-…

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 04:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/Grady_Booch/status/1487285944810045443

it baffles me that when presented with "i'm going to need you to write code in basically-javascript, and there cannot be a single bug or we could lose millions with no recourse other than asking nicely to give it back" a non-zero number of software developers said "sounds great"

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 04:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/judges119/status/1487710098755825665

how is Microsoft now even worse than they were in the 90s with this anticompetitive bullshit?

Azazoth (@judges119)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 11:06 GMT

When my person & I were going through especially difficult times not long ago, we never knew how to answer friends who asked us, "What can I do for you?" or "How can I support you?" Looking back, here are some things I wish I'd known how to ask for: 🧵

K.C. Mead-Brewer (@meadwriter)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 02:14 GMT

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

Type I Zoom error: you think people can hear you, but you’re actually on mute. Type II Zoom error: you think your muted, but actually people can hear you.

Cynthia Peacock (@CynPeacock)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 23:23 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 09:20 GMT

Topography of U S A

Geography (@Geographhy)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/ieshabewriting/status/1487283707513765889

“Hey Sis, not gon hold you…you can get $130k off the top…don’t tell no one I told you” BOOM…you just change her life in an instant… We tryna reduce the wealth gap and she protecting firm pockets

Pawn  (@Elixir_Js)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:07 GMT

I don’t believe that recruiter story actually happened. She was trying to drum up business for her coaching service and it back fired

professional internet user (@quidditch424)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:47 GMT

HIS HEAD LITERALLY SMOKING OH NO

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Global warming is REAL. The Rock frying like a sunny side up egg im crying

jupiter (@sohosultry)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 04:47 GMT

zae | son of apollo (@ItsZaeOk)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 09:41 GMT

Global warming is REAL. The Rock frying like a sunny side up egg im crying

jupiter (@sohosultry)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 04:47 GMT

I want whatever people who stick to TDD have

I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 08:47 GMT

Man-Spider Man-Spider Does what ever a human does Goes to work Likes some memes Gives up on his hopes and dreams. Look out there goes a Man-Spider

Jordan Raskopoulos (@JordanRasko)Fri, 18 Jan 2019 01:29 GMT

It’s release day! 🍼 Meet Freja Jaana Katthöfer 🥰 I am exhausted but my heart is full 😭❤️

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 22:07 GMT

you put it on the socials. if you can’t get another job that’s your own doing.

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https://twitter.com/JustKeesMe/status/1487473948992454661

I’m honestly not a bad person. I’ve reached out to the candidate, and I understand how the post offended others. I just can’t believe that everyone is talking about “impact” when They have slandered me and made it so that I probably can’t get another job myself.

Mercedes Johnson (@speakmercedesj)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:24 GMT

#avaeats (@avaeats)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 19:32 GMT

Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

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https://twitter.com/JustKeesMe/status/1487473948992454661

I’m honestly not a bad person. I’ve reached out to the candidate, and I understand how the post offended others. I just can’t believe that everyone is talking about “impact” when They have slandered me and made it so that I probably can’t get another job myself.

Mercedes Johnson (@speakmercedesj)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:24 GMT

Jay B (@joebjay20)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 19:52 GMT

Imagine getting on social media to brag about underpaying someone THOUSANDS of dollars. What an evil person twitter.com/jsttechcharge/…

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🗣 Always negotiate your salary 🥴 #blackwomenintech #techtwitter #InterviewTips #techtalk #WomenWhoCode #BlackTech

TECH RecruitHER (MAANG) (@jstTECHcharge)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 23:41 GMT

too old, too tired, and too talented (@ieshabewriting)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 04:37 GMT

Finally, I can switch my code completion over to true LSPs using neovim's native LSP engine, and it works so well with PHP with intelephense, no need for conquerer of completion anymore!

Richard Bagshaw 💉💉💉 (@bagwaa)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 18:49 GMT

What if you had your lawyer & therapist w/ you in a job interview 🤔 Them: Tell me about a challenging time in yo… Lawyer, interrupting: My client pleads the 5th! Therapist: This is likely to trigger some trauma we’re still working through. Do you have another question?

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:41 GMT

just read an article from 2013 and it’s wild how many of the links were broken 💔

Paris Marx (@parismarx)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1487468864107593730

Ah yes but if they were NFTs then they would still be broken but you’d have ape malware on your computer too.

RedIvy (@BlueIvyRedWorld)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:59 GMT