https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1502802961482854401

i am so sorry for tricking everyone into thinking i dropped a lewd. 😅 to make up for it twitter.com/himaisie/statu…

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happy leg season 😌 twitter.com/gal_la_mode/st…

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:44 GMT

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:45 GMT

Starth Maul twitter.com/rainmaker1973/…

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Pentaceraster cumingi, sometimes known as the Panamic cushion star, is a species of starfish in the family Oreasteridae. It is characterized by thick, strong arms covered with bright red spines. Its overall body is gray in color [read more: buff.ly/2JOaq0D]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:30 GMT

Amy (@lolennui)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:38 GMT

is anyone else just incredibly tired ???

femke 💛💙 (@femkesvs)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 03:36 GMT

Therapist: May I suggest you take a break? Me: Great! OK! So. I want to be optimally relaxed. I want to maximize how refreshed I feel in the shortest amount of time possible. What's the best tactic for this? How do I reach peak rest? Can I min/max my leisure? Therapist: Oh no.

Victoria Tran 🧋 (@TheVTran)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 01:21 GMT

How did Shake from #LoveIsBlind turn out so damaged? What an insane outlier of a narcissistic ridiculous human. Just the worst of the worst.

Scott Hanselman 🇺🇦 (@shanselman)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 09:07 GMT

pronouncing "boolean" like "jolene" is my toxic developer trait

Renae (@DoubleNaeBow)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 16:27 GMT

Some chilling A-level messaging here by Ukraine.

Howard Altman (@haltman)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 19:45 GMT

Get ready for an epic time-bending adventure 🕓 🚀👨‍👦 Starring @vancityreynolds @markruffalo @zoesaldana, The Adam Project is only on Netflix now.

Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 09:00 GMT

This model visualizes the effects of gravity on a car on different planets of our solar system [video: buff.ly/3vZ1ZeH]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:43 GMT

Cos we should have our turn … 😂 #WearAMask #CovidIsNotOver #COVID19AB

FUCP “not autoblocked by Kenney” (@radical_ranger1)Mon, 07 Mar 2022 19:14 GMT

Was not prepared for where this video ended up

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Official Statement re: New York Times Lawsuit.

Birds Aren't Real (@birdsarentreal)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:35 GMT

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 19:35 GMT

Official Statement re: New York Times Lawsuit.

Birds Aren't Real (@birdsarentreal)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:35 GMT

New whiteness test just dropped

Kobayashi (@Kobayashi_BSLSK)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 14:11 GMT

I genuinely don’t know how anyone can look at the hate on JK Rowling’s Twitter and still hold any love in their heart for Harry Potter. She’s not just a transphobe. She’s THE transphobe. And she normalizes it daily to 13 million people on Twitter. It’s so painful to watch.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 14:12 GMT

The idea that children deserve NO privacy, not even to the contents of their own minds, is one of the most horrifically toxic and widespread attitudes towards children out there.

Idzie Desmarais (@Idzie)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 04:39 GMT

Big Tech that has announced return to the office - usually as a hybrid setup with 2/3 days/week - and when it's due: - Microsoft: 28 March - Meta: 28 March - Google: 4 April - Apple: 11 April Who wins: policy? Exceptions for devs threatening to quit? Startups hiring remote? 🍿

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 15:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/issyl0/status/1502278613374226434

That was such a lovely evening. I have missed doing London social things! Lovely to see @billfranklinuk, @RichardTowers, @katstevens and @hnnhcpr and meet some new folks! 😁

Issy Long (@issyl0)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 21:43 GMT

Don’t romanticize working for FAANG

Georgina (@devgeorgina)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:56 GMT

Don't romanticize brands at all. We have this weird parasocial/unrequited relationship with certain brands that capitalize on feelings of love, empathy, and loyalty. It's especially bad for a workplace, but realistically, bad for society.

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Don’t romanticize working for FAANG

Georgina (@devgeorgina)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:56 GMT

Cher Scarlett 💙💛 #FreeUkraine (@cherthedev)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 21:52 GMT

And again.

A Queer and Pleasant Danger 🦖🦕 (@Samwitch11)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 15:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1502405465560563713

Fabulous Dickedown

Goofy Goblin Queen 🌻 (@TheGoofyGoblin)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1502405465560563713

albus stonewall

harley 💗 (@breadwitchery)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1502405465560563713

Homos Dickledore

Madison Jackfruit (@yesIwill_Yes)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:06 GMT

Breaking my silence…

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LL Cool J was ridiculous in every music video he was in. Just go look.

Patrick Pryor (@_PatrickPryor)Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:48 GMT

LLCOOLJ (@llcoolj)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 00:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/MindPersephones/status/1502245735802277890

We get so many autohotkey requests like this

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:05 GMT

Hooking @buttplugio to a thing that monitors you keystrokes, changing the speed of the vibrations depending on your words per minute. At last some encouragement to keep writing.

Empress Persephone's mind (@MindPersephones)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 11:31 GMT

Okay but that makes me think. Has anyone tried to hook @buttplugio to a CI hook? Reward after your tests pass/Docker build/k8s deployment is successful?

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Hooking @buttplugio to a thing that monitors you keystrokes, changing the speed of the vibrations depending on your words per minute. At last some encouragement to keep writing.

Empress Persephone's mind (@MindPersephones)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 11:31 GMT

Arina the milky cow (@ArinaArtemis__)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 11:35 GMT

I can’t get over these dogs going for lunch at a doggy day care 😭

Pubity (@PubityOnInsta)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 11:47 GMT

absolutely nothing compares to an Iranian breakfast

keyv (@most_opppressed)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 19:43 GMT

Late to this, but this is absolutely nuts. "These actions are bad and so they are not allowed. Except when you do them to people we don’t like." Saying the quiet part out loud etc etc

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EXCLUSIVE Facebook and Instagram to temporarily allow calls for violence against Russians reut.rs/3tKVeud

Reuters (@Reuters)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 21:40 GMT

John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 13:21 GMT

writing clickbait titles for JIRA tickets

Amro Mousa (@amdev)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 13:20 GMT

Omg I can't breathe

Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 21:14 GMT

OH: In open source there are no countries.

sarahnovotny (@sarahnovotny)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 19:48 GMT

Get mad if you want to but Trevor Noah is absolutely 100% correct.

ᒪᗩᑎᑕᗴ 🏳️‍🌈 (@LanceUSA70)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 20:21 GMT

I wonder why the ruling class always encourages the working class to work more twitter.com/variety/status…

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“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lALFx

Variety (@Variety)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:30 GMT

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 05:17 GMT

A new employee who has been with us for 7 days called me stupid today for wearing my mask and he also got to find out that I'm his boss during a meeting. It was really fun!

mohamad safa (@mhdksafa)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 10:31 GMT

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

hillary (dick snickers) (@smithsara79)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 21:50 GMT