do you ever think you came up with a unique string of words and then search twitter and realize there is only one person who has ever tweeted the same thing... my soulmate

amy nguyen (@amyngyn)Tue, 01 Feb 2022 06:28 GMT

The road to hell begins with the statement “hey, we’ve got all this data…”

Surveillance Killjoy (@hypervisible)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 13:42 GMT

I was in the middle of interviewing an ex-CIA agent. I hit mute to listen. But then tried to talk while on mute and he heard me! He heard me through mute! I was like, wait what the... Turns out I had the wrong mic muted.

JackRhysider.eth (@JackRhysider)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 20:43 GMT

The tiny parchment notes my 3rd grader is passing to friends at school, sealed with the wax from her baybel cheese.

Elizabeth Marvel (@E_E_Marvel)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 23:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1487073237813153797

Black Mirror is a documentary

Anne Boyd is vaccinated and boosted (@theparsley)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 18:37 GMT

Pandemic patisserie in Prague

Vanesa Miseres (@MiseresVanesa)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 18:04 GMT

When you and the boys are about to ruin Peter Parker’s life twitter.com/real_earth_981…

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#SpiderManNoWayHome

Daily Symbiote Spider-Man (@REAL_EARTH_9811)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 23:21 GMT

Evan Filarca (@EvanFilarca)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 02:09 GMT

My personal opinion: NFTs and sustainability do not go together. Building sustainable ecosystems that support the creation and maintenance of #OpenSource is important. But "Maximising the GDP of software creators" is an anti-goal, and is unlikely to be sustainable economics.

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In this week's episode, Rodrigo Mendoza-Smith (@r0dms) fills us in about Quine (@quine_sh), a data-driven professional network for software creators and, @GitNFT, an NFT minting platform for GitHub commits. 🎧 at podcast.sustainoss.org/106 #opensource #sustain #NFTCommunity

Sustain Open Source (@SustainOSS)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 15:00 GMT

Matthew S. Wilson (msw) (@_msw_)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 18:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/apihandyman/status/1488246759956652034

I’m totally thrilled to announce that I’ll join @getpostman tomorrow. I’ll work with my good old friend @kinlane in the Open Technologies team as OpenAPI lead 🚀👨‍🚀

API Handyman 💉💉 (@apihandyman)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 20:25 GMT

anniversary of this

vanessa a. bee 🐝✌🏾 (@Vanessa_ABee)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 15:34 GMT

Tech is neutral. It can't be good or bad. Just think of other world-changing technologies, like the atomic bomb or various chemical weapons or pop-up ads. It all depends on who's using them and how. This is how I sleep at night

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 11:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1488113152789073923

the main reason to deploy "tech is neutral" is to distract people from your inability to argue the /specific tech in question/ as neutral, probably because it is transparently bad

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 11:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1488112084369821698

"tech is neutral" is the kind of headass thing you only pretend to believe if you have just invented a laser that kills puppies and are really close to securing funding

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 11:33 GMT

Sorry, but all of this Joe Rogan/Spotify stuff is making me feel insane! This isn't about content moderation. This isn't about censorship. Spotify is a publisher and they publish Joe Rogan. There's literally no other way to look at this. garbageday.email/p/spotify-is-j…

Ryan Broderick (@broderick)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 17:45 GMT

This is the best lion dancer for Chinese New Year that I have seen.

Ellen Chang 張 心 瑩 (@EllenYChang)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 02:30 GMT

If we aren’t careful, an entire generation, or more, will grow up not knowing slavery or the Holocaust happened.

roxane gay (@rgay)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 04:10 GMT

the unbelievable high of getting your 2FA code submitted the second before it expires

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 05:44 GMT

Happy year if the tiger!

Bill Liao ☯ - Stay Home! VAX+ masks4all.co (@liaonet)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 18:29 GMT

Tell me your PIN is 9932 without telling me your PIN is 9932

Jon (@ormondroyd)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 10:33 GMT

One of the key lessons I've learned as as an "architect" is that if you can't influence the design of the org, the design of the tech and systems is a futile activity.

Damian Hickey (@randompunter)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 20:51 GMT

💡 Hot tip 7 questions to ask in an interview Ask about... ✅ 1. the role ✅ 2. the company ✅ 3. the culture ✅ 4. what it will take to succeed ✅ 5. professional development ✅ 6. the team ✅ 7. next steps YouTube video with more details coming soon, link below...

Eddie Jaoude | GitHub Star (@eddiejaoude)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 10:38 GMT

Continuing with the pokeball scenes I just finished the Pikachu one⚡️ Any ideas about the next Pokemon?

Sara Vieira (@NikkitaFTW)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 15:00 GMT

I shaved off my beard and now my face is cold. Worse, my face is visible 🤣

Mark Goodwin (@mr_goodwin)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 11:04 GMT

four years ago, @FieldsAndFolly invited herself down to london, stayed over at my flat, and convinced me to see a folk concert, and a couple of months later we were dating 😅 our anniversary’s in april but still wanted to do an izzy appreciation tweet, she’s wonderful 🥰🥰🥰❤️

maisie (@hiMaisie)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 08:42 GMT

To all teen girls: if you are ever being followed or hit ion by a strange man when you are in public, walk toward an older woman you see and say loudly, “Mom! A strange guy is hassling me. He won’t leave me alone.” Every one of us has been there. We will be there for you.

RetroCrone (@RetroCrone)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 20:16 GMT

Bit harsh

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A celebratory tequila because I’m very thankful I’m not Phil Potter

Bennett Tomlin (@BennettTomlin)Tue, 27 Jul 2021 00:03 +0000

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Tue, 27 Jul 2021 05:26 +0000

RT @heyJTK I honestly like — I am genuinely curious — is there some supplement people are taking to find the energy to care this much about the most random shit

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 27 Jan 2022 22:28 GMT

When you see articles claiming Covid is affecting people in ways no one could have predicted, please remember *all of this* was predicted, but we listened to economists & corporations instead.

Laura Miers (@LauraMiers)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 19:40 GMT

tiktok comments (@commentsooc)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 03:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/commentsooc/status/1487624269601423365

tiktok comments (@commentsooc)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 03:17 GMT

And tomorrow begins a brand new adventure for me! I wonder what shenanigans in time and space I'll get into? Night all.

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Of course… I suppose it makes sense… Wearing a bit thin. I hope the ears are a bit less conspicuous this time!

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 17:00 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 20:48 GMT

The amount of unnecessarily gendered language and products on sex tech websites is w i l d. Almost makes me tempted to become a copywriter 🙃

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 20:30 GMT

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 09:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1487894973290852357

i mean an actual bottom

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 21:06 GMT

it’s “discord server accusing me of being a complete bottom” hours again 😩🥺

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 30 Jan 2022 00:18 GMT

calling peoples opinions of me “fan theories”

m. (@MilanBrielle)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:29 GMT

Remote for almost 2 years? Ain’t nobody tryin to work in an office ever again and deal with micro aggressions, shady ass coworkers, the person who wants to stand at your desk and gossip, interoffice politics, and commuting in the cold, NOPE

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞 (@exavierpope)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:09 GMT