love to tweet about my anxiety disorder

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/nicolefv/status/1493395449981681664

“…your illustrators were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they forgot to think if they should.”

Daniel Terhorst-North (@tastapod)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:37 GMT

Those of you who have been around nicolefv twitter long enough know what a perfect and hilarious Valentine’s Day gift this is. I’M DYING

dr. nicole forsgren (@nicolefv)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 01:23 GMT

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Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

Did you know you can authenticate to @GoogleCloud from @gitlab CI/CD jobs? Check out this docs page that I helped write: docs.gitlab.com/ee/ci/cloud_se…

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 22:46 GMT

Write a blog post about B*tCo*n and you'll get ALL the pingback spam from the dodgiest sites. This is such a scammy "industry". On the pus side, I now now my full name in German is "Terence Eden, ein britischer Nerd und Blogger,"

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 15 Feb 2018 14:38 GMT

How to have a better Twitter experience: 🚫 Stop following brands ✔ Follow people from different backgrounds ☣ Quit being mean 🐈 Kittens 👍

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 15 Feb 2016 18:19 GMT

Can you create an automated API check that asserts the body of an HTTP response in 99 minutes? Join @2bittester for our first ever 99 Minute Challenge on Wednesday at 8pm GMT in which we'll learn how to solve this challenge as a community. buff.ly/3rXJnYX

Ministry of Testing (@ministryoftest)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:11 GMT

Happy to see @nodejs be fully free at last. When considering @deno_land and other venture backed similar projects, remember to take the governance model of those projects into account. It can have quite the impact over time.

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Exciting news today! Joyent has transferred ownership of the Node.js trademarks to the OpenJS Foundation to help protect the work of the Node.js collaborators. We’ve worked hard to make OpenJS a stable, neutral home for the JavaScript community. openjsf.org/blog/2022/02/1…

OpenJS Foundation (@openjsf)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:59 GMT

BABY ‘AILANA IS HERE!!! 😍 She showed up 5 weeks early and had to spend the first 8 days of her life in the NICU. So heartbreaking to see our precious baby hooked up to all those machines. We’re all home now and loving every moment together ❤️

Kap 🔥 (@kapehe_ok)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 19:36 GMT

I honestly cannot wait until I get to watch my kids talk about things they’re passionate about and I have no idea what they’re saying Who am I kidding. I already don’t know what they’re talking about

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My mom sent me this picture of my dad watching the live stream on the Microsoft website today. He doesn’t understand what I’m talking about, but he says he’s proud of me.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 19:17 GMT

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 19:37 GMT

My mom sent me this picture of my dad watching the live stream on the Microsoft website today. He doesn’t understand what I’m talking about, but he says he’s proud of me.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 19:17 GMT

Crypto tokens are going to be around for a while and sadly for the wrong reasons. This stuff is being pushed like penny stocks and lottery tickets; not some revolutionary monetary system.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 02:39 GMT

Saw that 💩take on pair programming. No it does not “kill velocity”. If one of the pair is a “driver” and the other a “passenger”, then you are doing it all wrong. Once again this is basic shit that a you know who is completely comfortable being loud and wrong about.

Angela Jarosz (@mimismash)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:33 GMT

They’re really really putting millions of dollars into trying to get you to feel FOMO over crypto, huh? Can you think of a reasonable, worthwhile, durable investment that they had to beg regular folks to participate in?

anildash (@anildash)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 02:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/KLGeordiemum/status/1487115336889610241

My loan is over a £100k, around 20k of that is interest alone and I only graduated last year. Over 30 years, it's going to wipe tens of thousands off my total lifetime income, potentially making buying a house and kids unaffordable.

Helen (@HelenCrosier)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 17:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/WendySleat/status/1487322807457488901

I’m afraid todays system simply isn’t comparable with the 1990’s system. With tuition fees and basic maintenance loan a student now is leaving university with minimum £38k to be paid back (effectively) through the tax system. For many (without parental support) it’s much more.

“Rachel from Reading” (@rachelroach)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:05 GMT

Pickled onion monster munch are the best monster munch don’t @ me

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 13:01 GMT

If cryptocurrencies are actually money, why do we need Super Bowl ads using FOMO to sell them? I’ve never seen prime time ads about buying Euros, Yuan or Yen.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 03:18 GMT

If you don't write Javadoc cause "it ages", better not update to #JDK18 because that excuse goes out the window. Now you can just write... /** * Here's how it works: * { example-code } */ ... while having your build compile and test `example-code`. youtube.com/watch?v=m2cVOY…

Nicolai Parlog (@nipafx)Thu, 10 Feb 2022 16:35 GMT

This is how I feel about microservices

Theo - t3.gg (@t3dotgg)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 04:38 GMT

hey so everyone knows, I am going to stay friends with my ex spouse bc he is a good dude. please please please do not feel the need to take a "side." if you were friends with him before, you still are! to ~quote @brianwisti, there are no sides but if there is one, I'm on his.

🥵HACHACHA rk🥵 (@wholemilk)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 03:20 GMT

Some folks assume a me/she division of sides after my separation. No. I'm on her side and you're starting to annoy me.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 03 Apr 2015 19:04 +0000

Fich of Brayan (@BrayanFich)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 06:18 GMT

"Why must I, a STEM major, take an ethics class?"

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15 out of 23 monkeys implanted with Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain chips have reportedly died: cos.lv/kisz50HTiq3

Consequence (@consequence)Fri, 11 Feb 2022 21:14 GMT

broly (@IAMTHESLIME_)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 01:51 GMT

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

rcm (@rcm____)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 14:03 GMT

I do not tweet for AMERICANS I tweet exclusively for EUROPEANS with DEPRESSIVE DISORDERS & a sense of humour that makes their loved ones CONCERNED

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 11:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1492973725469315075

to his credit he was like “dude it’s fine don’t worry about it” and I was like “IF I DON’T HAVE MY WORD I HAVE NOTHING”

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 21:31 GMT

at 18 I got drunk at a Super Bowl party & bet my friend 5 min of boobs if he beat me at Uno. I lost, he drove me home & we sat in my driveway him touching my boobs until a 5 min timer beeped. then I sat next to him in English the rest of the year & we never spoke of it again lol

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 21:27 GMT

This is really the antagonist in Kanye’s life rn

Faris A (@faris__a__)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 07:25 GMT

Want to get a raise at work? My trick was to ask my boss for more responsibility. It's actually code for asking for a raise and works more effectively.

JackRhysider.eth (@JackRhysider)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 21:30 GMT

This should be the new rule: Before arranging a job interview always ask for the salary range If they won't tell you, don't do the job interview

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https://twitter.com/levelsio/status/1492931051987279873

I know I know, don't shame the victim BUT Do not start interviewing without knowing the range for the position. I always ask them first if it's not already stated. I don't have calls before that. They don't want to disclose? Skip it.

Josef Strzibny (@strzibnyj)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 18:43 GMT

@levelsio (@levelsio)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 20:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1492451340471181312

If a woman is pregnant, she's a pregnant woman (congrats!). If you're talking about pregnancy in general, you can take into account that not *just* women get pregnant and leave space for them by saying "pregnant people." Why is this hard to understand?

dave finds out (@davebrarian)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 12:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/AttyCarolRN/status/1492232868688326659

Does your new beau look like this?

Zapiglet (@Zapiglet_)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 16:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChrisMu24469747/status/1492307290669649926

thank you! I didn’t really lose my husband. I kicked him out when I found out he had another woman on the side. And I’ve never looked back.

Carol H. Mack (@AttyCarolRN)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 01:41 GMT

Life is so strange. After nearly four decades of marriage, I never expected to be single again at 70. And I certainly didn’t expect to find true love at the age of 73 in the middle of a pandemic! And now this!

Carol H. Mack (@AttyCarolRN)Fri, 11 Feb 2022 20:23 GMT

Ha! There's a Java tool called Jar Jar Links code.google.com/p/jarjar/

Stuart Sierra (@stuartsierra)Mon, 13 May 2013 20:28 +0000

Tech has an ethics issue so deep People sit in rooms enabling harm as a day job, society normalises harm and it becomes woven into schools, work, finance, leisure And we are so unused to challenges to harm that we find them exceptional and more shocking than the harm itself

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 11:31 GMT

This Simpsons clip is especially appropriate considering the recent Futurama news.

JW Cartoonist (Commissions open! 5 slots!) (@JWCartoonist)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 14:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1479974074986209286

Make me think about this 😂

Huynh Quang Thao (@hqthao_me)Sun, 09 Jan 2022 03:48 GMT

Finally sorted out @PlausibleHQ analytics, and I'm amazed how much that "Everything I Googled in a week" post is still popping up all over the place!

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 16:22 GMT

There needs to be a term like "copaganda" for that thing where film and TV gives the impression that omnipotent hacking of private emails, phone records and banking transactions is a usual and expected step in any investigation "Surveillance culture" perhaps?

Simon Willison (@simonw)Sat, 12 Feb 2022 21:58 GMT