https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1489642118532386818

I'm going to cry at these answers aren't I

Aaron Parecki (@aaronpk)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 16:57 GMT

I just realized that the: "I had $10 in my bank account and crypto made me rich!" CNBC article And the "Our account had less than $1, and now we're rich!" CNBC article And the "Crypto will make you more attractive on dating sites!" CNBC article Are all by the same journalist.

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 04:34 GMT

Me in 2019: “I’m not spending £20k on solar panels, it’ll take 24 years for them to pay for themselves!” 2023: “Bugger, those £20k solar panels would have paid for themselves in 24 months…” 2025: “Bugger, those £20k solar panels would have paid for themselves in 24 days…”

Paul Lomax (@PaulLomax)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 14:24 GMT

Who knew that a @Java developer as the best job in the UK according to ⁦@Glassdoor⁩. Feel lucky to be in the industry!

George Adams (@gdams_)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 17:56 GMT

Apex Legends released three years ago today 🥳

Alpha Intel (@alphaINTEL)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 12:30 GMT

"girls will totally love you if you get into crypto", says study by crypto trading platform 🤡

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 15:29 GMT

Friendly reminder that the ability to memorize something only acts as proof of intelligence in school.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 12:49 GMT

It’s still employee musical chairs in tech and this is your periodic reminder to never ever accept the argument “well stock is part of your pay. Use that to meet what needs the salary can’t cover”. That’s the company screwing you.

Smasher of DBs. First of her name. (@dbsmasher)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 17:17 GMT

I think the best thing that happened so far today is when I was on a call to @laushinka and I started whispering a secret so that my partner wouldn't hear it in the other room... then her leaning into the camera to hear me better. I'm genuinely still laughing. 🤣

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 11:49 GMT

NFTs aren't art; they are game tokens in a game where you pretend to be an art speculator. twitter.com/malwaretechblo…

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I’d be like 50% more open to the idea of NFTs if all the popular ones weren’t ugly. It’s basically the digital equivalent of the tasteless billionaire home decor.

Marcus Hutchins (@MalwareTechBlog)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 00:25 GMT

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 02:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1489430934843629568

And for those who claim to care about “supporting artists”, ask how much of what they paid went to the artist(s) who drew it. Hint: probably nothing.

Jacob Singer (@yaycoblee)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 04:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1489430606857396229

Fun game: ask an ape holder the name of the artist(s) who drew their "art". Hint: not only do they not know, they never knew.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 02:49 GMT

The spelling of Irish names is my pet piamh

Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 12:15 GMT

Eight years later, and this is now a thing 😃 gov.uk/security.txt No monetary reward (sadly, but I get why).

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Should GOV.UK Run A Bug Bounty? shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=9760

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 04 Feb 2014 12:05 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 07:43 GMT

It has been one year since I accepted therapy and antidepressants. I should have done it much earlier, it would have improved my quality of life and allowed to start fixing root causes earlier. If you see signs of run out and depression, go to the specialist immediately 🙏

Oleg Nenashev (@oleg_nenashev)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 07:50 GMT

Another day for ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th-century Scots): lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.

Susie Dent 💙 (@susie_dent)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 08:04 GMT

ya'll be like "i can change him!" him: immutable List<RedFlag>

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 19:21 GMT

This morning's thought: open source developers write software even if nobody is paying them for the same reason that singers sing to themselves even when nobody is listening. It is their nature.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 17:00 GMT

Hey, on the upside, this happened today. Open source Is hard work, but you *can* make a business out of it. <3

snipe, vaxxed chodeblossom ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ (@snipeyhead)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 05:59 GMT

We know that, historically at least, marriages where women outearned men were less stable. Is a successful woman’s strategic deployment of a “fake orgasm” exactly what it takes to “plug the gap” in the male ego? @HelenRumbelow reports 👀 thetimes.co.uk/article/why-ge…

The Times (@thetimes)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 16:53 GMT

We need to stop thinking about open source sustainability as “raise enough money to work full-time.” Not every maintainer wants that. Sustainability might be better achieved by four people working ten hours a week instead of one person working 40 hours a week.

Nicholas C. Zakas (@slicknet)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 16:30 GMT

Happy Black History Month, everybody!

🇯🇲Black🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬aNANsi🇹🇹 (@Freeyourmindkid)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 15:37 GMT

Absolutely delicious

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BREAKING: Facebook's parent company, Meta, loses over $200 billion in value as share price plunges by over 25%.

The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 15:08 GMT

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 16:36 GMT

Lol apparently this is a pattern for me for certain technologies 🤣 Me with LaTeX that works: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me trying to make my LaTeX work: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Every six months or so, I do webdev stuff, and I just realized that CSS has CMake energy: Me with CSS that works: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me trying to make my CSS work: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 1) this meme has swearing 2) CSS is awesome 3) CMake is awesome

twitter.com/pati_gallardo/…

Patricia Aas 🐢 (@pati_gallardo)Wed, 08 Dec 2021 17:37 GMT

Patricia Aas 🐢 (@pati_gallardo)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 16:01 GMT

LONGOOSE

AJ Jefferies (@moonjam)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 13:47 GMT

From the other room: *crash* 4 year old yelling ominously: It's ok to make mistakes!

Laura Dorwart (@laurawritesit)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 01:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1489227087382786049

I do it using addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 13:21 GMT

Complete the sentence. My mental health is trending toward __________.”

emily freeman (@editingemily)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 03:44 GMT

if you're blocked and you have .eth in your name, it's because you have .eth in your name (and I don't follow you but I might be broadening that sooner) not sorry

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 13:19 GMT

Im an ally to the cuck community (i’ll fuck your wife)

Chingy Nea (@TheGayChingy)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 02:54 GMT

Control Group xkcd.com/2576

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 23:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1489025536714321920

"Placeble 228 x/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜"

xkcd title text (@xkcdtitletext)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 06:28 GMT

Am I the only one who thought they'd just naturally get better at adulting as they got older? That has not happened and it's very disappointing

Saron (@saronyitbarek)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 09:41 GMT

Yeah, as an engineer the last thing I want is my manager "protecting me" from how decisions get made. Nor do I want them thinking it's their job to decide what I get looped in to, or what information I'm allowed to have.

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https://twitter.com/rbs_tito/status/1488061021961007107

I think this is also why I am suspicious when managers tell me their primary role is to protect the team from organisation politics.

Tito Sarrionandia (@rbs_tito)Mon, 31 Jan 2022 08:07 GMT

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 12:13 GMT

"Is she a, you know, Friend Of Blahaj."

Talen Lee (@Talen_Lee)Wed, 02 Feb 2022 13:26 GMT

Burnout was months ago. I don’t know what *this* state is.

Dana White (@ItsDanaWhite)Tue, 01 Feb 2022 22:05 GMT