Been watching lots of folks mention therapy lately and thought I would share the ten questions I ask every therapist I interview to see if we’re a fit:

Karla Monterroso 💉💉💉 (@karlitaliliana)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 22:03 GMT

bad small cat

poorly drawn lines (@PDLComics)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 18:11 GMT

May the YAML be with you! /via @justinchronicle

FusionAuth (@FusionAuth)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 18:10 GMT

I am fucking begging you to have one (1) woman on your team

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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.

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Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 00:23 GMT

It's interesting, by the looks, that only men that criticised this feature in the replies received replies back from Twitter but the multiple women who pointed it out as being a terrible idea received no replies. twitter.com/twittersupport…

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Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:04 GMT

What game is this describing?

Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 (@terminallyOL)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 22:04 GMT

a tiny DNS resolver full program: github.com/jvns/tiny-reso…

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 14:42 GMT

btw I don't consider mentor/mentee relationships to be teacher/student but more like criminal accomplices "you don't have much demonstrable leadership experience SO LET'S GET YOU SOME muahahahaha"

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Pro-tip: praise your peers/mentees in text form so they can use it in their performance reviews

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:41 GMT

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:19 GMT

the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"

tinybaby (@tinybaby)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:29 GMT

oh my god

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the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"

tinybaby (@tinybaby)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:29 GMT

St. Dan (@StolenDans)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 17:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1489842857871478784

It is in everyone's nature. We all have an asshole. Just the vast majority keep it pointed down into the bowl. Some let it creep up to the top of their bodies and then the 💩 hits you. Keep your asshole pointed down people! 🤣

Matthew "Full Bars Vax" Leibowitz #maskandvax (@mattleibow)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 14:30 GMT

I’m pretty happy the “brilliant jerk” stereotype is dying in tech… you don’t need to be an asshole to get ahead.

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸💉💉💉 (@davidfowl)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:21 GMT

It’s really wild to compare where we are now to what things were like when I entered the industry. Linux was the big open source project and a lot of us put people like Linus and RMS up on pedestals.

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I’m pretty happy the “brilliant jerk” stereotype is dying in tech… you don’t need to be an asshole to get ahead.

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸💉💉💉 (@davidfowl)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:21 GMT

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:52 GMT

I’m so lucky to work with such wonderful people at @starlingbank 🥰 Thanks team! instagr.am/p/CZmH9e0rwMB/

Josh (@icecreamhead10)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 13:08 GMT

Ah, yes. A productive day.

Elisa Granato (@Prokaryota)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 13:30 GMT

Probably the most redundant information on a Chocolate wrapper - Nom Nom😳😉

Pete Lomas (@PeteLomasPi)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 13:50 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 14:06 GMT

Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the shit outta you.

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚜⚢ (@_fieryMARS)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 06:29 GMT

People are still sheepish about saying they see a therapist. It's slowly changing, but every time somebody says it in a way that sounds like they are embarrassed I get sad. Therapy is great and you should do it.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/Lefty_Jew/status/1489677723765121027

As someone who had been going to Reddit for years before engaging with Twitter, I (respectfully) never know what you guys are talking about. In my experience Twitter is a hell of a lot more toxic than anything I've ever seen on Reddit

eric lives in vermont (@ericinvermont)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:19 GMT

I know this isn't a new thought, but it's crazy how Reddit as a larger community is one of the worst places on the internet, but niche subreddits for nerd shit like mycology or ultralight backpacking are some of the most helpful and nicest places online.

Brian 👁️ (@Lefty_Jew)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:10 GMT

BRB, gonna go and learn how to be a baby panda human cradle

Dr. Neurofourier (@Neurofourier)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:03 GMT

Thinking about totally normal things like how impressive it is that people manage to film music videos where they’re pantomiming sexy time while lip syncing cheesy lyrics without bursting into laughter every single take

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 06:19 GMT

incidentally, this is the thing I loved most about the culture of my prior engineering team. No one, regardless of seniority, protected their ego and standing by not asking questions.

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Why is asking for help so hard? because people get punished for it. You can't fix that by telling them it's safe, you have to show them it's safe, repeatedly, every time.

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Jess Shapiro (@transgingerjess)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 06:23 GMT

Why is asking for help so hard? because people get punished for it. You can't fix that by telling them it's safe, you have to show them it's safe, repeatedly, every time.

:party-corgi: (@chrisbiscardi)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 03:25 GMT

Police see a Black person with a firearm & first thought is, gun must be illegal, they are a danger Police see a white person with a firearm & first thought is, gun is legally owned, they must be in danger

Anthony V. Clark (@anthonyvclark20)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:07 GMT

I was born Black, no one is born a police officer, Black Lives Matter & Blue Lives don’t exist

Anthony V. Clark (@anthonyvclark20)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 19:21 +0000

If you know a woman, including one in tech, she's a *survivor* of all kinds of unpardonable acts of aggression from a sexist society. Be a pal and fend it off with us. We're TIRED. It's not the little latest thing... it's the decades of it.

Lauren N. Roth is 🌞☀️😎-Powered (@lauren_n_roth)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:48 GMT

The worst crime the open source community ever committed was making two tools, one called 'useradd' and the other called 'adduser' and making them do almost the same thing.

🍃 f o r e s t ~ w i t c h 🌻 (@endlesstemple)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1489642118532386818

I'm going to cry at these answers aren't I

Aaron Parecki (@aaronpk)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 16:57 GMT

I just realized that the: "I had $10 in my bank account and crypto made me rich!" CNBC article And the "Our account had less than $1, and now we're rich!" CNBC article And the "Crypto will make you more attractive on dating sites!" CNBC article Are all by the same journalist.

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 04:34 GMT

Me in 2019: “I’m not spending £20k on solar panels, it’ll take 24 years for them to pay for themselves!” 2023: “Bugger, those £20k solar panels would have paid for themselves in 24 months…” 2025: “Bugger, those £20k solar panels would have paid for themselves in 24 days…”

Paul Lomax (@PaulLomax)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 14:24 GMT

Who knew that a @Java developer as the best job in the UK according to ⁦@Glassdoor⁩. Feel lucky to be in the industry!

George Adams (@gdams_)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 17:56 GMT