Two Weeks, the final novella. #TheExpanse #TheSinsOfOurFathers #ScreamingFirehawks

Dzhemesh 🔴 🇺🇳 Ⓐ (@Dzhemesh)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 15:12 GMT

Good engineering is often about finding ways to make it cheap to be wrong.

systemician (@systemician)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 15:52 GMT

Agree. And most of our comms issues are with other areas that are only cheap-to-be-wrong very early / before building begins.

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Good engineering is often about finding ways to make it cheap to be wrong.

systemician (@systemician)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 15:52 GMT

Meri 💉💉💉“Exiled for Good of the Realm” Williams (@Geek_Manager)Wed, 02 Mar 2022 07:29 GMT

Happy women's history month to trans women, who have existed longer than England has even been a country but have aged much better.

High King Pilnok (@Pilnok)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 21:01 GMT

Not the Nigerians in Ukraine not being able to get through the border into Poland because they are being turned around after being told "Ukrainians first." Antiblackness even in the face of fucking war.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 01:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/outstarwalker/status/1226445771412824069

tag yourself as a hedgehog cake

nicky 🇺🇦 (@thats_me_nicky)Sun, 09 Feb 2020 11:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1498529187434360834

I made millions on crypto but won’t hire someone to do my taxes. Welcome to my TED talk.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 05:24 GMT

This thread 😂

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This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

Daniel G 🍌 (@DanielitoG25)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:05 GMT

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 05:22 GMT

Go to Google Maps. Go to Russia. Find a restaurant or business and write a review. When you write the review explain what is happening in Ukraine. Idea via @Konrad03249040

Anonymous (@YourAnonNews)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 16:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElonJet/status/1498364944441647108

1,248 mile (1,085 NM) flight from AUS to VNY ~ 1,375 gallons (5,206 liters). ~ 9,218 pds (4,181 kg) of jet fuel used. ~ $7,069 cost of fuel. ~ 15 tons of CO2 emissions.

Elon Musk's Jet (@ElonJet)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:30 GMT

I hope I recycle correctly this week.

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https://twitter.com/ElonJet/status/1498364944441647108

1,248 mile (1,085 NM) flight from AUS to VNY ~ 1,375 gallons (5,206 liters). ~ 9,218 pds (4,181 kg) of jet fuel used. ~ $7,069 cost of fuel. ~ 15 tons of CO2 emissions.

Elon Musk's Jet (@ElonJet)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:30 GMT

Zachary Forrest y Salazar (he/him) (@zdfs)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/1498339858338754566

Being able to sigh/grumble/~noise in meetings silently is one of remote's great gifts

🌈 pretty gay, rk 🌈 (@wholemilk)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 16:53 GMT

Just sighed a sufficiently deep sigh that the meeting app told me to unmute if I want to talk.

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 16:50 GMT

If I don't get to poop on company time I feel like the whole day is wasted

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/AstroKatie/status/1498063287488897025

I say this seriously and it is not a contested statement: the new CDC guidance is predicated on the assumption that you are *entirely okay* with catching Covid and passing it on to others. If you are NOT okay with that, you’re just a footnote in the new guidance.

Katie Mack (@AstroKatie)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 22:39 GMT

luv 2 see forms default gender to “male” when they could just default to “prefer not to answer”

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:32 GMT

Look, I really didn’t want to bring Brexit into this and I have refrained from doing so until now, but the allegedly ponderous and indecisive EU is now unifying and acting, while UK ministers are not even in the room. Instead they are inviting Ukrainians to pick fruit.

John Cotter (@John_Cotter)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:42 GMT

It concerns me that another young developer whose tweet has gone semi-viral has a public GitHub repo to 'teach others' that contains an incredible amount of plagiarised and uncredited content Please do not do this

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 11:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297

Hi. Non-binary gen-xer here. I remember nuclear threat quite well. Your decision to be transphobic and smug at the same time serves no one and just makes you look ridiculous.

Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox (@MavenOfMayhem)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297

Hi Congressman Higgins! I'm a millennial trans woman who served in uniform and carried caskets while you couldn't be bothered to step away from your car dealership after 9/11 to go back in and serve during a time of war. Think of that next time before you say bullshit like this.

Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍⚧️ (@cmclymer)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297

We’re not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we’re literally the dictionary.

Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/damnhellworld/status/1497451481129271297

I love how impractical Star Wars droids are. How is 4LOM gonna capture anyone when he can’t even bend his arms

jake (@stuffsaidbyjake)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 18:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/SerbMillions/status/1497346956078632961

Just have to point out there’s another robot in the scene named 4LOM - which is short for “for the love of money”

Sutter Cane, Esq. (@damnhellworld)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 06:00 GMT

"im speedrunning" i say as i take damage (emotionally) to save time

my name is renata price (and i picked it) (@RenOrRaven)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:01 GMT

What is it about technical recruiter brain that makes them go, “sure, they’ve ignored my first 7 emails, but maybe the 8th will be the charm”?

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 21:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1498024100555415560

Not sure if you realize how far PHP has come since you wrote those posts. It’s leaps and bounds better than it was, and a fully fledged language, not just a random collection of functions and keywords like your post says. Look at the new PHP 8.1 features for an idea.

Chris White (@cmwhite92)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1498010115894505475

We should really be above this kind of take

Douglas Greenshields (@DouglasShieldo)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1498010115894505475

Making fun of PHP, same old story.

Bohuslav Šimek 🐘🇪🇺 (@BohuslavSimek)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/rory_blyth/status/1498030979646050307

In all seriousness, as someone who's worked with multiple languages over the last few decades, modern PHP is nowhere near as bad as people think. It has a terrific ecosystem, and there's a lot of incredibly talented people working with it

🇺🇦 Anthony, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:25 GMT

So this is 45. I will take it. To all the career returners, the parents, career changers, I fly like this around the world training people how to use robot solutions💫 and to think they once told me I wasn’t tech enough Speak it out loud, then go get it.

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 18:19 GMT

After so many years, I learned the format of console logging in Java can be defined in logging properties config file. See docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase… for clear explanation. The "Since 1.4" makes me feel very dumb, but better late than never!

Johan Vos (@johanvos)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 16:21 GMT

I saw them do this in the Blue Peter garden once. Putin, go fuck yourself twitter.com/dgisserious/st…

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I’m sorry but there’s no hopes of ever being able to occupy a country full of people who just pick up mines and move them while a lit Marlboro dangles from their lips. twitter.com/nexta_tv/statu…

Danny Gold (@DGisSERIOUS)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 14:05 GMT

Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 18:35 GMT

In #Berdyansk, a man removed a mine from under a bridge.

NEXTA (@nexta_tv)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 13:47 GMT

I’m sorry but there’s no hopes of ever being able to occupy a country full of people who just pick up mines and move them while a lit Marlboro dangles from their lips.

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In #Berdyansk, a man removed a mine from under a bridge.

NEXTA (@nexta_tv)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 13:47 GMT

Danny Gold (@DGisSERIOUS)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 14:05 GMT

The Bash logo was one of my proudest non-code open source contributions. So cool to see it on popular videos and articles. 😎

Justin Dorfman (@jdorfman)Sun, 27 Feb 2022 01:43 GMT

This is behind a paywall so I’ve done you all a favour because @caitlinmoran has a brilliant idea that we all, well me anyway, need.

Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 08:53 GMT

The most screen time in #LoveIsBlind goes to these bad boys

Justin Ryan (@JustinTommyRyan)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 04:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1497667157181804559

*getting tied up in that cool looking cross thing and trying to ease my awkwardness* dude how much is this like when you pair program over zoom and you can’t just reach for the keyboard

laura 💙💛 (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 20:22 GMT