We are all just horny bags of electric meat. How did we fuck up being horny electric meat so badly that we have to know what dialectical materialism is

Honey (@benegotherit)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 21:31 GMT

Can someone please tell me, Which of "The Five Stages of Grief," is Quarterly Planning? Asking for a friend. Who is also me.

DM of Engineering (@dmofengineering)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:58 GMT

I was curious how a weather app can be hilarious. It had me at hello #CarrotWeather #Snarky

Tanin (@LandTanin)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 20:10 GMT

TALK 👏🏾THAT👏🏾 SHIT👏🏾

Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline (@ParissAthena)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/crypto_pochi/status/1505774020649795586

You’re all bad people

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:12 GMT

read this exchange, now want to eat arsenic

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:57 GMT

THIS is “cancel culture” (or speech suppressed by those with a full spectrum of or a high breadth of power). Not the thing that happened to Joe Rogan et al. . (https://t.co/HRhfFuxXMl) jacky.wtf/2022/3/Vt/Vt8J…

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On February 24, Russia's most famous talk show host Ivan Urgant came out against the invasion of Ukraine. Urgant is the country's answer to Jimmy Kimmel, and has hosted more than 1,500 episodes. Immediately after speaking out, his show Evening Urgant was canceled.

Jonny Tickle (@jonnytickle)Sun, 06 Mar 2022 21:50 GMT

https://jacky.wtf/about (@jackyalcine)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:35 GMT

Denzel. Cant trust that the other’s daughter won’t go missing in the middle of a mission and he’d bail.

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You need to get some "business" handled... Who are you bringing?

Erik 🛸💨 (@iamaponte)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:26 GMT

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:29 GMT

one by one they will crumble before me

cory (harvard graduate) (@coolmathgame_)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:05 GMT

out of character but look at my dog. i love him so much

Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 02:10 GMT

Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 13:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1505919132226797574

she's my second favorite lady in the whole world (after my fiancee) so she gets what she wants 🤷🏻‍♀️

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:49 GMT

The Expanse (Season 5, 2020)

The Spaceshipper 🚀 (@TheSpaceshipper)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:00 GMT

Mondays are just capitalism's way of punishing us for the weekend.

Yechiel (@yechielk)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:51 GMT

i said 'i need to go shower so i can film content' and she said 'NO'

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:47 GMT

looking back at compensation history max raise in a job: 15% max raise switching jobs: 150% Great Resignation is such a mystery 🤔🤔🤔🤔

swyx ➡️ 🐘 (@swyx)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/swyx/status/1505913116990836739

Imagine if every recruiting department was turned into a promotions department.

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:52 GMT

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 05:37 GMT

Be careful out here my kings 😤

David Hughes (@david8hughes)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 04:05 GMT

Fuck @raiser_bar for having their sales people say to a dear friend "I would have thought you'd want to hire the best engineers, not diverse ones" in response to being told that algo coding challenges are uninclusive and hurt diversity.

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/lizthegrey/status/1505924907971932160

hey, anywhere that thinks that diversity lowers quality rather than raising it is waving a HUGE red flag about how working there might not be fun

Mary Branscombe (@marypcbuk)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 15:14 GMT

one of the best sequels of all time

Gabriel ⧗ (@dorksofprey)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 15:02 GMT

A few months ago I attended a Facebook interview prep session run by their engineers. All of them said that it took them a few months of prep to ace the Facebook interview, even though they were already experienced engineers. Something about that just doesn't sit right with me

Hussien 🇨🇦 (@hussien_coding)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:59 GMT

Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?

Chazzy (@chazzydawgg)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 08:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1505328029740019718

Mitchy (@MouthyMitch)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 23:41 GMT

just eat lentils, nobody said this would be fun

jordan (@JordanUhl)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 23:39 GMT

Friendly reminder that now that it is spring you may think it’s time to fix your body in time for summer but your body is perfect just as it is 💕

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 21:43 GMT

It's criminal how two years into the pandemic we're probably less prepared for the next wave than the last like 3 waves

Read Becoming Abolitionists by Derecka Purnell (@JoshuaPotash)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 21:46 GMT

still the hardest image of all time

Raven (@spirantel)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:41 GMT

catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy

holly, elden bling (@plantjoys)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:48 GMT

I’m asking for attention right now because l need everyone to look at my new bird sticker

Anna Le (@anna_bynature)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 22:00 GMT

Not to be that guy but this should be the biggest news out there right now

Read Becoming Abolitionists by Derecka Purnell (@JoshuaPotash)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1473360059908374539

bad news: the one-star reviews are coming back!

drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:30 GMT

This broke me.

Soren Spicknall (@SorenSpicknall)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:14 GMT

Weird — if COVID is on the wane, why have so many people I know personally (all vaccinated, all cautious), just now getting it for the first time?

Dr. Jennifer Berdahl (@JBerdahl)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 17:24 GMT

The natural progression of pathogen surveillance.

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https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1473360059908374539

bad news: the one-star reviews are coming back!

drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:30 GMT

Brian Wasik (@BrianRWasik)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 13:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/BigGarfFan37/status/1505514189690912771

So unfair. I MADE Garfield and I NEVER get pics like this!

Jim Davis 🍥 (@DaRealJimDavis)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:22 GMT

This is still one of my favorite interactions I’ve had on this site. #Garfield

BigGarfFan37 (@BigGarfFan37)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 11:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/Salmannn736/status/1505625941317496833

same

adam (@shukran___)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/shukran___/status/1505625725935755275

Calling my boy Winston, for two milk bones he’ll make anyone/ anything disappear, no questions

No Favors 🇯🇲 (@Big_Munchqui)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/shukran___/status/1505625725935755275

Beating my meat

horny (@lilwonder0)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:23 GMT

wyd in this situation ?

adam (@shukran___)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:22 GMT