evolution of Batman

Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 23:00 GMT

Russian tank asking for belly rubs

Pieter Van Ostaeyen (@p_vanostaeyen)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:19 GMT

Hi, tank expert here. This isn't "cute" or "heartwarming". Tanks only do this when they are VERY DISTRESSED

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Russian tank asking for belly rubs

Pieter Van Ostaeyen (@p_vanostaeyen)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:19 GMT

CHADLOG.md (@clybrg)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 20:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/RichardJMurphy/status/1502671584129171459

So, let’s summarise where we are in this table:

Richard Murphy (@RichardJMurphy)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 15:43 GMT

This thread, but this, right here, is the killer.

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https://twitter.com/RichardJMurphy/status/1502671584129171459

So, let’s summarise where we are in this table:

Richard Murphy (@RichardJMurphy)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 15:43 GMT

Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 07:28 GMT

My rapist got sentenced today… I don’t know how to explain what I’m feeling exactly, but for the first time in a long time I finally feel free.

Love, Whitney 🌿 (@WhitneyCorena)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 03:13 GMT

Chris Hemsworth's chest radius is bigger than my dining room table man wtf

High King Pilnok (@Pilnok)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 19:15 GMT

(alcohol) Sometimes forgetting something in the cupboard pays off. I had a bottle of Delirium Rouge from my January 2020 trip to Belgium I still hadn’t drunk, and it turns out the cherries bottle fermented. Less sweet, tarter, and a whole lot boozier.

Misty (@mistydemeo)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 19:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/silvergelpen/status/1503021579877371904

She is so comfy making biscuits on my robe but I gotta get up and make breakfast 🥺

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 15:05 GMT

My sweet beautiful lady cat is getting older and now drools sometimes when she's real happy and content and it's pretty cute

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 14:54 GMT

Moving home. Again. Why isn't the world like this? Tenant: "Before we sign the contract we'd like to see: - a copy of the landlord's recent bank statements - a reference from a previous tenant - proof of how much tax the landlord paid for the last seven years"

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 15:18 GMT

Honestly, a work of art

Salman (@_SalmanAnwar)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 17:21 GMT

£1.70 a litre.

Daniel Pomfret 🎮 (@Danomanic)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 12:14 GMT

Junior engineer: Take this tightly defined feature & build it Mid-level engineer: Take this vaguely defined feature & build it Senior engineer: Take this known problem & figure out how to solve it Staff engineer: Take this goal & find the problems we should be solving

Zain Rizvi 🔬 (@ZainRzv)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 07:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1502802961482854401

i am so sorry for tricking everyone into thinking i dropped a lewd. 😅 to make up for it twitter.com/himaisie/statu…

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happy leg season 😌 twitter.com/gal_la_mode/st…

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:44 GMT

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:45 GMT

Starth Maul twitter.com/rainmaker1973/…

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Pentaceraster cumingi, sometimes known as the Panamic cushion star, is a species of starfish in the family Oreasteridae. It is characterized by thick, strong arms covered with bright red spines. Its overall body is gray in color [read more: buff.ly/2JOaq0D]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:30 GMT

Amy (@lolennui)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 10:38 GMT

is anyone else just incredibly tired ???

femke 💛💙 (@femkesvs)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 03:36 GMT

Therapist: May I suggest you take a break? Me: Great! OK! So. I want to be optimally relaxed. I want to maximize how refreshed I feel in the shortest amount of time possible. What's the best tactic for this? How do I reach peak rest? Can I min/max my leisure? Therapist: Oh no.

Victoria Tran 🧋 (@TheVTran)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 01:21 GMT

How did Shake from #LoveIsBlind turn out so damaged? What an insane outlier of a narcissistic ridiculous human. Just the worst of the worst.

Scott Hanselman 🇺🇦 (@shanselman)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 09:07 GMT

pronouncing "boolean" like "jolene" is my toxic developer trait

Renae (@DoubleNaeBow)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 16:27 GMT

Some chilling A-level messaging here by Ukraine.

Howard Altman (@haltman)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 19:45 GMT

Get ready for an epic time-bending adventure 🕓 🚀👨‍👦 Starring @vancityreynolds @markruffalo @zoesaldana, The Adam Project is only on Netflix now.

Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 09:00 GMT

This model visualizes the effects of gravity on a car on different planets of our solar system [video: buff.ly/3vZ1ZeH]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:43 GMT

Cos we should have our turn … 😂 #WearAMask #CovidIsNotOver #COVID19AB

FUCP “not autoblocked by Kenney” (@radical_ranger1)Mon, 07 Mar 2022 19:14 GMT

Was not prepared for where this video ended up

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Official Statement re: New York Times Lawsuit.

Birds Aren't Real (@birdsarentreal)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:35 GMT

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 19:35 GMT

Official Statement re: New York Times Lawsuit.

Birds Aren't Real (@birdsarentreal)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:35 GMT

New whiteness test just dropped

Kobayashi (@Kobayashi_BSLSK)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 14:11 GMT

I genuinely don’t know how anyone can look at the hate on JK Rowling’s Twitter and still hold any love in their heart for Harry Potter. She’s not just a transphobe. She’s THE transphobe. And she normalizes it daily to 13 million people on Twitter. It’s so painful to watch.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 14:12 GMT

The idea that children deserve NO privacy, not even to the contents of their own minds, is one of the most horrifically toxic and widespread attitudes towards children out there.

Idzie Desmarais (@Idzie)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 04:39 GMT

Big Tech that has announced return to the office - usually as a hybrid setup with 2/3 days/week - and when it's due: - Microsoft: 28 March - Meta: 28 March - Google: 4 April - Apple: 11 April Who wins: policy? Exceptions for devs threatening to quit? Startups hiring remote? 🍿

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 15:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/issyl0/status/1502278613374226434

That was such a lovely evening. I have missed doing London social things! Lovely to see @billfranklinuk, @RichardTowers, @katstevens and @hnnhcpr and meet some new folks! 😁

Issy Long (@issyl0)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 21:43 GMT

Don’t romanticize working for FAANG

Georgina (@devgeorgina)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:56 GMT

Don't romanticize brands at all. We have this weird parasocial/unrequited relationship with certain brands that capitalize on feelings of love, empathy, and loyalty. It's especially bad for a workplace, but realistically, bad for society.

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Don’t romanticize working for FAANG

Georgina (@devgeorgina)Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:56 GMT

Cher Scarlett 💙💛 #FreeUkraine (@cherthedev)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 21:52 GMT

And again.

A Queer and Pleasant Danger 🦖🦕 (@Samwitch11)Thu, 10 Mar 2022 15:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1502405465560563713

Fabulous Dickedown

Goofy Goblin Queen 🌻 (@TheGoofyGoblin)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1502405465560563713

albus stonewall

harley 💗 (@breadwitchery)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1502405465560563713

Homos Dickledore

Madison Jackfruit (@yesIwill_Yes)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:06 GMT

Breaking my silence…

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LL Cool J was ridiculous in every music video he was in. Just go look.

Patrick Pryor (@_PatrickPryor)Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:48 GMT

LLCOOLJ (@llcoolj)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 00:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/MindPersephones/status/1502245735802277890

We get so many autohotkey requests like this

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:05 GMT

Hooking @buttplugio to a thing that monitors you keystrokes, changing the speed of the vibrations depending on your words per minute. At last some encouragement to keep writing.

Empress Persephone's mind (@MindPersephones)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 11:31 GMT

Okay but that makes me think. Has anyone tried to hook @buttplugio to a CI hook? Reward after your tests pass/Docker build/k8s deployment is successful?

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Hooking @buttplugio to a thing that monitors you keystrokes, changing the speed of the vibrations depending on your words per minute. At last some encouragement to keep writing.

Empress Persephone's mind (@MindPersephones)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 11:31 GMT

Arina the milky cow (@ArinaArtemis__)Fri, 11 Mar 2022 11:35 GMT