I just passed a @megabus named “Octobussy” and I have a number of questions.

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:22 +0000

A classless CSS framework to write modern websites using only HTML.

I'm so basic that markdown support in google docs has me so excited

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1508879213876506625

I'm not sure they actually WANT people to contribute.

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:50 +0000

Step one of getting changes merged into the Linux kernel, per the included documentation? "Figure out whose pond you’ve been pissing in." kernel.org/doc/html/lates…

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:50 +0000

it’s absolutely horrendous to see olympians, multiple newspapers, and countless tv pundits relentlessly harassing and smearing emily bridges for… being a good cyclist who happens to be trans? this country is terrified that trans people can and will thrive despite everything.

maisie (@hiMaisie)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 19:03 +0000

An open index of well-known resources.

Shift left all the things

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 13:43 +0000

When the bartender pulled my pint he said, enjoy your peace. I thought that was very nice as things to say go. I am enjoying my peace

Honey (@benegotherit)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 11:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/1508729013732265990

That's a creepy way to ask if trans people should be allowed to exist.

Nellstock (@nellstock)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/sumlenny/status/1508398726099914756

Many Western experts and politicians loved to repeat the story of "rich Russia and poor Ukraine". The fact is, that except of extra rich Moscow and Petersburg, Russia is an underdeveloped country, and average Ukrainian province lives much better than average Russian province.

Sergej Sumlenny (@sumlenny)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 11:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/sunglassesface/status/1508775910723436551

this new hire slaps

😎orlie (@sunglassesface)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 12:00 +0000

Most of what gets shared as heartwarming stories are usually temporary, small-scale responses to systemic failures. I wish we found it just as inspirational to make structural changes to unjust systems, but I don’t know if our culture knows how to tell those stories.

anildash (@anildash)Wed, 06 Mar 2019 14:00 GMT

Just hired Will Smith for my dream team

😎orlie (@sunglassesface)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 11:59 +0000

we r doing a war room and i demanded that everybody uses the sharpies to do war paint and well nobody else did but i think i look cool

shadow the hedgehog defender (@freezydorito)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:40 +0000

It's conference season again, so you may be preparing a talk with code snippets. Please remember -- MAKE THE FONT SIZE UNCOMFORTABLY LARGE FOR YOU Your audience will appreciate being able to read it. 👀 And... High contrast between background & text colors ◼️◻️🟨

Ben Greenberg (@RabbiGreenberg)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 06:32 +0000

“Sometimes you need to pay a third party to get your point across” - A terrifying infosec truism I was told this morning

Caitlin (@TheGamblingBird)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:38 +0000

Trombone in an empty swimming pool sounds crazy.

Tam Emslie (@Tamarionette)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:09 +0000

87 votes and 19 comments so far on Reddit

Wondering how to get your puppy settled in for the night? Read on for training tips and advice on getting through the first couple of weeks.

I can't wait to write a unit test for mapping an object with 28 fields into another object with same 28 fields.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:00 +0000

Number of lines of code, tests, or automated infra provisioning that arguments over agile theory have produced: still zero

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:37 +0000

If you write an article and you use someone else's work as a source, please link back to them. That's the least you can do to show appreciation. Last week alone I read 2 posts with code samples that seem veeeery familiar.

Manuel Matuzović (@mmatuzo)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:43 +0000

the only thing jk Rowling got right is how much it would rule to be able to wizard the piss out of your body

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:47 +0000

fired up a new game to relax and it looks like i'm about to use my thetans to contact Xenu tetris. this game is tetris.

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/RobertGReeve/status/1508651474645094403

ok i cannot believe how hard tetris effect goes. As soon as gameplay started it felt like that spiritual/tactile/aural synesthesia of Rez. I checked and of course they're both made by @Mizuguchitter.

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:57 +0000

On the last day, skip+ level managers should do exit interviews, not HR. HR usually treats it as a form filling exercise. But for skip levels, it is a rare chance to get more-honest-than-usual feedback w/ ~no repercussions. Also interesting to give choice of exit interviewers.

swyx (@swyx)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:10 +0000

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1508643576930091008

Tillery (they/them) (@AreTillery)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/AreTillery/status/1508644800576299009

Lashings will continue until security improves

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:20 +0000

Omg, @Coleens_ made me a WORKING Cat6 o’nine tails, and I’m here to tell you that your packets have been very very bad.

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1508643576930091008

Ready for all the switches. You ready for that penetration test? I’m about to breach some back doors, with admin permissions Goddammit I have been WAITING for a chance to drop some sexurity puns.

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1508643576930091008

Y’all should see the outfit I deemed too racy for twitter 😉 Look, I am not a domme but I cosplay as one really well

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:09 +0000

hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: that's right

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:41 +0000

Not sure if its common knowledge yet, but there’s a growing consensus that being a potato for 6 weeks post Covid can help prevent Long Covid. As in, do not exercise, do not push yourself, do not add inflammation to an already inflamed system. Just chill.

Ana (@anastazjadavis)Mon, 07 Mar 2022 15:13 GMT

images that MIGHT be cursed (@mightbecursed)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:12 +0000

If your incident writeup lists “human error” as a cause, it’s a sign that you don’t really understand how the incident happened. Instead, you stopped asking questions too soon. If your system depends on humans never making errors, you have a systems problem.

Lorin Hochstein.fiat (@norootcause)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:41 +0000