Now that The Tinder Swindler has proved to be a huge success on Netflix - a documentary of a con artist scamming ~$10M from women over the span of years until arrested - I’m waiting when they’ll do The Crypto Swindler where hackers drain 10x this amount from unsuspecting people.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 10:28 GMT

It's a fair cop .

Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 09:50 GMT

I declined my exit interview as it would require me to expend more effort to help them understand why I left than they have the entire time I was there.

𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐… (@leeloowrites)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1493570930236403712

Are you just going to the airport for shopping at this point or are you still pretending to go on trips

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:52 GMT

As an engineering lead, my developer urge to assign coding tickets to myself so that I too want to code and not deliver it on time as I have gazillion of other things to do.

Naren (@DudeWhoCode)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 07:44 GMT

a lot of cryptography is actually just spicy multiplication

suzuha (@dystopiabreaker)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 07:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdvosArt/status/1493142268643282944

aw hell naw eevee forgor cs source

Advos (@AdvosArt)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 10:44 GMT

Ahhhh AaaahhhHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holly Michels (@hollykmichels)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 01:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/hollykmichels/status/1493398987474276352

That article is just filled with gems lol

Lynne Thomas (@LaTR75)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 17:05 GMT

love it when people have terrible hot takes shitting on infra teams rather than on the systemic issues that lead to teams being underfunded, under-supported, and understaffed. You need aligning incentives and collaborate. Slinging things over walls doesn’t get anything done.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 20:55 GMT

mommy said i’m banned from minecraft for being a bad kitty

runa (@runabyte)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/DerrickZiller/status/1493463841115721728

What kind of fucking tweet is this

jungle azn (@arejay905)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:17 GMT

Yup, they can all afford it

Read The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin (@JoshuaPotash)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:13 GMT

I have given JavaScript nearly 10 years of my life and honestly it feels like we're in a loveless marriage at this point

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As a developer, do you like JavaScript?

Trecia Kat 👩🏽‍💻 (@TreciaKS)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 09:38 GMT

kat (@zkat__)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 16:20 GMT

Not sure which recruiters need to hear this, but "Remote (until COVID)" is NOT a perk 🙄

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 16:12 GMT

I understand that Kanye is struggling psychologically, but his actions now verge on abuse. He’s using the public & media to pressure KK to come back to him, & KK has been objectified to the point that she’s not even seen as person. Why is all the concern for him not her?

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 16:35 GMT

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:04 GMT

The lack of negative personality traits doesn’t mean the presence of positive ones. And being a "nice guy" isn't a personality trait, it's just something you do. A bare minimum, really. *prepares for the "nice guys" in the comments* 🙂🍿

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:13 GMT

To word it differently: Saying "I'm a nice guy" as your best trait is like saying that a car "has seatbelts" as a selling point.

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1491115388884893698

Point being; that is a bare minimum and expected. If that's all you can bring to the table, no wonder they aren't interested.

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:25 GMT

incredible way to display exit status

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https://twitter.com/the6p4c/status/1493474814312419328

omfg this is the dumbest type of user error ever

💖 the6p4c 🦈🦈🦈 (@the6p4c)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:43 GMT

Kate (@thingskatedid)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 07:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/the6p4c/status/1493475922078429185

i've now configured kitty and it seems ok

💖 the6p4c 🦈🦈🦈 (@the6p4c)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:53 GMT

In my experience best engineers have imposter syndrome. Yes, even you :з

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:25 GMT

love to tweet about my anxiety disorder

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/nicolefv/status/1493395449981681664

“…your illustrators were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they forgot to think if they should.”

Daniel Terhorst-North (@tastapod)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:37 GMT

Those of you who have been around nicolefv twitter long enough know what a perfect and hilarious Valentine’s Day gift this is. I’M DYING

dr. nicole forsgren (@nicolefv)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 01:23 GMT

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Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

Did you know you can authenticate to @GoogleCloud from @gitlab CI/CD jobs? Check out this docs page that I helped write: docs.gitlab.com/ee/ci/cloud_se…

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 22:46 GMT

Write a blog post about B*tCo*n and you'll get ALL the pingback spam from the dodgiest sites. This is such a scammy "industry". On the pus side, I now now my full name in German is "Terence Eden, ein britischer Nerd und Blogger,"

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 15 Feb 2018 14:38 GMT

How to have a better Twitter experience: 🚫 Stop following brands ✔ Follow people from different backgrounds ☣ Quit being mean 🐈 Kittens 👍

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 15 Feb 2016 18:19 GMT

Can you create an automated API check that asserts the body of an HTTP response in 99 minutes? Join @2bittester for our first ever 99 Minute Challenge on Wednesday at 8pm GMT in which we'll learn how to solve this challenge as a community. buff.ly/3rXJnYX

Ministry of Testing (@ministryoftest)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:11 GMT

Happy to see @nodejs be fully free at last. When considering @deno_land and other venture backed similar projects, remember to take the governance model of those projects into account. It can have quite the impact over time.

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Exciting news today! Joyent has transferred ownership of the Node.js trademarks to the OpenJS Foundation to help protect the work of the Node.js collaborators. We’ve worked hard to make OpenJS a stable, neutral home for the JavaScript community. openjsf.org/blog/2022/02/1…

OpenJS Foundation (@openjsf)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:59 GMT

BABY ‘AILANA IS HERE!!! 😍 She showed up 5 weeks early and had to spend the first 8 days of her life in the NICU. So heartbreaking to see our precious baby hooked up to all those machines. We’re all home now and loving every moment together ❤️

Kap 🔥 (@kapehe_ok)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 19:36 GMT