anyone who slacks you “hey” with no question in the first message apparently does not experience anxiety

Justina (@jtinachen)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/courtney_berger/status/1494307655715897351

Employers always demand a level of courtesy and deference that they would never in a million years consider extending to employees. We’re sick of it.

Pope of Chili Town (@ChiliTownPope)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/Kerry2wolves/status/1494482769820405769

I wouldn't want a gig with that amount of asskissing involved before you even get a parking space! The days of playing games are over. It's a worker's market these days. Employers should be sucking up to prospective employees.

Jesus H. Christ (@JConabicycle)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 03:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Tim_Org/status/1494134016483606534

I don't expect a thank you note. However, I do think employers should follow up with job candidates after an interview & thank them, let them know when a decision has been made or if there are delays. That doesn't always happen.

Courtney Berger (@courtney_berger)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 13:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Tim_Org/status/1494134016483606534

^^This is power trip stuff right here. Employers, pro tip: stop expecting candidates to perform an entire circus for you. You already got an application package that took days or maybe weeks to create, plus interview time. Give them the job, or don’t. People are busy.

Samantha sans serif Jones (@jones_yyc)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 15:12 GMT

ً (@huntcrs)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:43 GMT

New rule: If you're going to do something (figure skating, scoring an emotional scene in an animated comedy, etc.) accompanied by any version of "Hallelujah," you have to first write a short essay explaining what you think the lyrics mean.

Jacob Brogan (@Jacob_Brogan)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 17:52 GMT

First Goomba has claimed more lives then any enemy in all of videogames.

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https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1494491941999812610

Hey @GrandPOOBear admit that you've been killed by that first goomba more than once. Let the people know what a beast that guy is.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 02:03 GMT

GrandPooBear (@GrandPOOBear)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 04:41 GMT

Being a woman is great because if you say a good idea enough times a man will eventually repeat it and change will happen.

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:09 GMT

I just don’t think we need another Batman movie. Sorry. We just don’t. To be clear, I’m going to see it on day one, and I’m going to love it. Also Zöe Kravitz, but that still doesn’t mean it should’ve been made.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1494541633978732547

The Batmans will continue until morale improves

John Allsopp (@johnallsopp)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1494541633978732547

Having another Batman means the poster is balanced

Dave Dustin (@venzann)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdamRackis/status/1494339771640000514

So, holding businesses accountable for being unethical is burning bridges?!

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdamRackis/status/1494356547417382913

Not mentioning any publicly only benefits the companies and hurts the people of Colorado.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdamRackis/status/1494350760435404805

I love this energy. This how great things get done! "Don't hold anyone accountable!" To say that to Cher, of all people, especially takes some monumental gumption.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:42 GMT

She's the happiest little girl 🥰

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:01 GMT

No way

jakkï 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ ☭ (@jakki__AK)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:28 GMT

With Postman now supporting the latest version of OpenAPI, learn how to import OpenAPI 3.1 files and start working with them today. Postman Software Engineer Ankit Saini explains: blog.postman.com/postman-now-su…

Postman (@getpostman)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:00 GMT

@SREcon doing it right. I'm so happy to see an organization actually giving a damn. If my mobility allowed right now, I would actually go IRL to this: s.usenix.org/acton/media/24…

Kate Taggart (@qkate)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1494349465674604544

Leave it to an organization devoted to reliability engineering to say "hey, maybe we shouldn't get a bunch of people sick all at the same time". It's such a nice change to see some people care.

Kate Taggart (@qkate)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:36 GMT

Date night at a fancy restaurant with @diarrheasaurus, only marginally less busy than actually going out on Valentine's Day.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 01:11 GMT

Planetary alignment of Venus, Mercury & Saturn happens once every 2373 years, ain’t it beautiful? ❤️

𝙼𝚎𝚑𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 (@13StarSoul)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:35 GMT

i think it's so cool my ancestors survived plagues, famine, and wars so i could stare at screens until my head hurts

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 04:15 GMT

This is a great feature. But it's worth noting that Mermaid depends heavily on a graph layout library called Dagre, which is now deprecated and unmaintained: github.com/dagrejs/dagre Maybe @github will consider sponsoring Dagre or one of its forks?

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You can now embed diagrams directly into your Markdown files, Issues and PR comments using Mermaid. Learn more - github.blog/2022-02-14-inc…

GitHub (@github)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:09 GMT

Ryan Paul 🍞 (@segphault)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:03 GMT

When @github announced a new feature (diagram support in Markdown, called "Mermaid") they also created a dependency on a library that is orphaned and no longer maintained. I think there's an xkcd for this that some of us have up on our wall.

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This is a great feature. But it's worth noting that Mermaid depends heavily on a graph layout library called Dagre, which is now deprecated and unmaintained: github.com/dagrejs/dagre Maybe @github will consider sponsoring Dagre or one of its forks? twitter.com/github/status/…

Ryan Paul 🍞 (@segphault)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:03 GMT

Edward Vielmetti (@w8emv)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 16:31 GMT

Why is it called Single Sign On.. if I have to do it 43 times a day?

benarent (@benarent)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:34 GMT

The strangest thing happened today. Wife joined her new workplace, they use GitLab, she's trying to setup her account for the first time and it error ed out on the very first try BECAUSE OF THE MINIMUM PASSWORD LENGTH FEATURE I BUILT!!! 😂😂😂

Manoj 🌈 (@manoj_g33k)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 18:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1493974620638257159

What about people who aren’t sure if you mean a sandwich, a sexual identity, or a music mix tape? Me. I’m the people. Am I neurotypical or simply clueless?

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 17:23 GMT

This one for @o0ignition0o

Geoffroy Couprie (@gcouprie)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 11:25 GMT

Well-functioning engineering organizations find the right balance between following a ratified set of best practices and not turning your brain off.

Daniel Mangum (@hasheddan)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 02:18 GMT

It’s not about the money

Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 13:51 GMT

When something is boring we shouldn't call it vanilla. Vanilla is a rich and complex flavor. When something is boring should call it "red velvet."

Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 23:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1493627604708036620

The wealthiest .1% could wipe out poverty and disease should they care to. They don’t care to.

NFTDEEZNUTS (@ChoochooMcGoo)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

It seems significant, if also ominous, that armed citizens popping off shots blindly are now afforded the same passive-construction rhetorical absolution for killing people that police get.

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A 9-year-old girl died after she was struck by a bullet fired by a man who had just been been robbed, Houston police say. nbcnews.to/3BmCGnw

NBC News (@NBCNews)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 02:02 GMT

David Roth (@david_j_roth)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/alexlumaga/status/1381812457610612736

It’s either one to the neck, or there covered all over in 100 of the things, there’s no in between

Indy 🐧 (@IndecisiveJones)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 13:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/IndecisiveJones/status/1381967229411991567

You forgot the ass

Cat Girl Cat (@motherofuckers)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 21:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/alexlumaga/status/1381812457610612736

It's the hand slap to the side of the neck that does it

Alex Ferrer (@Fez_SA)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 06:14 +0000

Why is a blowdart to the neck so damn funny while other kinds of poisoning are only sort of funny

Schmrrrrrlex (@alexlumaga)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 03:32 +0000

there is a special place in hell for developers who give their cli’s -v flag a meaning other than version/verbose

Anna 🏳️‍⚧️ #blm (@addaleax)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 13:13 GMT