Just back from a holiday in Cyprus. Amazing to see how well the NHS vaccine QR code worked. Every museum, restaurant, bar, and hotel we went to scanned it - and it worked 100% of the time. Most places also verified that the name it displayed matched our passports.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 07:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/jillyid/status/1510410478161481733

I remember it well, because i was there (im just out of frame) and i find it amusing. At the time that it happened we all joked "one day they'll make it look like someone else is being shot and it will confuse old people." And here we are. So please think before you tweet.

Charles (@CharlesWagen)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:31 +0000

Steve Harvey Oswald

bolty (@AmbJohnBoIton)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1510417824296095746

sorry Jill I blocked you for being a fucking dipshit

bolty (@AmbJohnBoIton)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:46 +0000

this is, genuinely, me

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obsessed with the person who was playing heads up at the club yesterday

vero (@thenyjew)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 22:46 +0000

Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:33 +0000

Manifestos should be legally binding because how can you openly promise people the World to get into power just to take it all back??? 🤡🤡🤡 #Conservatives

Jess Davies (@_JessicaDavies)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 15:37 +0000

It's the ghost of all the immigrant contract workers that died building the stadium

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The official mascot of the 2022 World Cup 🏆

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:35 +0000

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance (@FalconryFinance)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:44 +0000

They want £260 for an open return York to London, nearly 50 days in advance,to accept this as normal, this country has lost its mind

Hol (@__holl)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:00 +0000

Look, JK Rowling is going to be JK Rowling. Her voice is loud and her views are awful. But we can keep telling stories of happy trans kids. Like mine, who came out at age 11 to love & support, received affirming care, and is now 19-year-old college grad with a bright future.

Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox (@MavenOfMayhem)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:14 +0000

Financial services company that requires MFA (multi-factor authentication) via SMS messages to login to their website just let me change my MFA phone number without any verification that I have access to either the old or new phone number. #HeadDesk #StupidSecurityTricks

Ben 🌻 (@QualityFrog)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 09:21 +0000

One thing I do not like on all social media platforms is that people take others' work for granted. Why is so hard to give credit? A retweet instead of stealing the joke, a share, and a tag? Laziness is not an excuse. Photo @austinkleon's book: Share your work

ioana 👩‍💻🦊✨ (@ioana_cis)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 08:11 +0000

Many users report problems that are difficult to reproduce. If we instead log all keystrokes and send periodically (I chose every hour) to Google's free telemetry endpoint, we can dramatically incr...

https://twitter.com/fuckyouiquit/status/1510042249844854788

It's an inappropriate April Fool's joke by a supervisor. As an employer, the worst prank I might pull is this (stolen meme), though arguably, luring people in with the promise of Krispy Kreme and giving veggies sticks may cause a mutiny.

Cashus Klayton (@CashusKlayton)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

A big mistake a lot of students make in my opinion is going to uni and getting grades, and that's it. If you're here on Twitter, blogging, contributing to open source projects, and networking, you're already one step ahead in finding success.

Lou (@lovelacecoding)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 06:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/osutein/status/1510324221326594058

Same goes for Skullduggery Pleasant

Vergobret (@YourDudeAedus)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:49 +0000

DRACULA rules for the same reason HIS DARK MATERIALS does, because Stoker and Pullman both understood that the key to any great novel is inexplicably having a single Texan character.

Austin Gilkeson (@osutein)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 18:32 +0000

I just participated in my first "Swarm testing" session. The big idea: Get a group of people together, and try to break the app in a pre-release environment. We used different users, browsers, phones, and screen readers. We discussed and logged bugs. It was quite insightful!

Cory House (@housecor)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:14 +0000

Morning gang! BUY MORE INK. I've reviewed PURCHASE SOME TONER a new printer. Great Linux support SUBSCRIBE TO INSTANT INK even over wireless. A few annoying niggles A SMALL MONTHLY PAYMENT FOR THE BEST PRICES ON CARTRIDGES but a pretty decent laser printer & scanner. INSTANT INK!

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Review: HP’s smallest laser printer – M140w + Linux set up shkspr.mobi/blog/2022/04/r…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 11:35 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 07:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/AraquelBloss/status/1510491375384543232

Im going to he honest here you would seem a lot more credible if you guys just admitted that trans people can pass sometimes like you could still have a cohesive reason for not liking trans people without having to cling to this really weird cope

Womenlover (@Womenlover420)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:41 +0000

“He says what all of us are thinking” That ought to give you chills for a lifetime.

twitter.com/ronfilipkowski…

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Woman at Trump rally today is asked why she loves Trump: “He’s honest. He’s a Christian. He’s anti-abortion, and he calls it like it is. He says what all of us are thinking.”

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:06 +0000

Melissa Jo Peltier (@MelissaJPeltier)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1510227577717215236

They struggle on dating apps because they put Harry Potter references in their profiles to drop a hint they're phobic, meaning they have a Harry Potter reference in their dating app profile.

Juliana🦕 (@supersensuel)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:32 +0000

if i was a cis lesbian i would simply go get some bitches instead of seething online about the existence of people i do not want to date

jenny_tightpants_ (@halomancer1)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1510227577717215236

imagine talking about how trans lesbians are all ugly hairy agp men in dresses or whatever and still getting fewer bitches than them

jenny_tightpants_ (@halomancer1)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/GraceRandolph/status/1509662988743102468

Can't really get behind on JK supporting the Gs when she's real busy taking a dump on the Ts. It's a pass for me.

carlOs ):)🥬 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇹🇪🇺🇬🇧 (@TheRightSideofC)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 22:56 +0000

The Birdcage was number 1 in box office sales for the first three weeks after its debut in 1996 twitter.com/gracerandolph/…

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#SecretsOfDumbledore was absolutely charming & probably the first mainstream LGBT romance Hollywood has made. #JudeLaw was fantastic

Grace Randolph (@GraceRandolph)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 22:44 +0000

Ecce_Homosexual (@Ecce_Homosexual)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/GraceRandolph/status/1509662988743102468

it's not LGBT it's just gay 😭 leave me out of this mess

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/GraceRandolph/status/1509662988743102468

We don’t want it. LGBTQ+ stories should not be told by transphobes like JK Rowling. Period.

Angelo Thomas (@imangelothomas)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 22:47 +0000

The worst part of having hiccups for more than like five minutes is not the hiccups themselves so much as the memory that some guy in the Guinness book of world records had them for a couple decades and what if I’m next

Impermanancy Drew (@joshmillard)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:13 +0000

NFTs sound like something the Ferengi would make up on Star Trek and it would be the plot of an episode to get them to cut that shit out

Jennifer Adcock 💚 (@JenKatWrites)Thu, 07 Oct 2021 21:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/JenKatWrites/status/1446223620699721728

Volition Newlove | Free Palestine (@VolitionNewlove)Fri, 08 Oct 2021 05:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/Rana_Strange/status/1446347383697133568

Typical crypto bro

MJ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 😷💉💉💉💜 (@ImFinallyJen)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 13:28 +0000

I'd prefer not to compare the two as I love open source (and less-than-love crypto), but it *is* true many OSS projects never focused on a clean UX/DX, which clouds have cleaned up. Rather than rage at clouds for "taking and not giving," recognize their UX as a significant "give"

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In a lot of ways crypto is open source 2.0, and a big part of that Is the adamant belief that your complex and impossible-to use system does not need to be simplified and abstracted- instead consumers will all learn how to change the spark plugs….

Benedict Evans (@benedictevans)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 21:37 +0000

Matt Asay (@mjasay)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/mjasay/status/1510496485921673218

For those hoping to monetize an open source project, the goal then is simple: create a better (easier to use, and more powerful) managed service than the clouds can or will, running across multiple clouds (which none of them can/will)

Matt Asay (@mjasay)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:56 +0000

This is way harder than Jenga

Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 16:49 +0000

Tailscale is a startup that develops a zero config VPN based on WireGuard. It's an easy and useful product. Tailscale is a small team, but they employ some seriously smart engineers. They have a peculiar data architecture – they used to run their entire database as a single JSON file. Now,

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1510410499120377858

She is the most kind, thoughtful, selfless, and genuinely benevolent person I’ve ever met. She does *so much* for everyone else, whether she knows them or not. She gives time, effort, and money to people, causes, and organizations that help the most vulnerable.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1510410502043844615

She makes me a better person. She loves my kids like they’re her own. And she loves every animal she’s ever seen. It’s impossible for me not to love her. And I’m so lucky she loves me.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:15 +0000

Mistress V on domme duty

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 06:05 +0000

A good API is not just easy to use but also hard to misuse.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 16 Oct 2017 16:43 +0000

if anyone is actually surprised that homophobia is once again becoming more prevalent, they clearly should’ve been listening to trans women

death angel (@angel_0f_deathx)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/troutgirl/status/1510050777015889923

I mean, not tryna be a jerk here. I realized I have no idea how to do something with node that I've done a billion times with Apache httpd: set up a bunch of vhosts on a single server.

Joyce Park (@troutgirl)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:31 +0000

I never understood why folks looked down their noses at ops folks who know how to install, configure, alter, and maintain databases, Apache vhosts, rails servers, tomcat, reverse proxies, DNS and iptables, and so forth and so on.

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https://twitter.com/troutgirl/status/1510050777015889923

I mean, not tryna be a jerk here. I realized I have no idea how to do something with node that I've done a billion times with Apache httpd: set up a bunch of vhosts on a single server.

Joyce Park (@troutgirl)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:31 +0000

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 20:13 +0000

Aluminum after a 1/2 oz piece of plastic hit it at 15,000 mph in space.

Physics & Astronomy Zone (@zone_astronomy)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 01:30 +0000

TIL: there's a thing called the Rick Astley Effect, where the abundance of rick-rolling has improved cybersecurity

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 20:46 +0000

Christophers Lloyd and Walken in a 1972 production of MACBETH.

Bruce McCorkindale (@brucemccorkinda)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:17 +0000