https://twitter.com/ScreemAtOwnAss/status/1506089138944036864

I was about to leave a slightly irritated comment that the original artist didn't get a lot of the attention but after learning that fact, I'm good lol

Enigma (@EnigMajicc)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 02:47 GMT

I'm researching Meta's engineering culture in-depth. An interesting principle at Meta: compensation and career progression are separate. You can make more when not promoted, than those who are. (If you work/worked at FB/Meta and are interested in reviewing what I have, DM me).

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:25 GMT

All of the hot takes on the Okta breach which amount to "every company should roll their own authentication" tell me you've never worked in security or startups.

Pete Holiday (@toomuchpete)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:42 GMT

My dad has lost it with this one. Why he make a party flyer with the dog

this me (@thelithonian)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/sophiebits/status/1506141253443866624

If you were tagged in a photo posted by a page and you viewed your profile as the admin of that page, you could verify they are admin because you saw post features only available to page admins. That's how I got a bounty.

Agon Hasani (@agonhasani)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:16 GMT

one of the funniest bugs in history: facebook used to have a feature where you could type in anyone’s name to see how your own profile looked to them, to help you set your privacy settings. but if you typed in a fb employee, you’d see unreleased features (just like they would!)

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:30 GMT

i think at this point, infosec people have to admit that we've had a good run but it's time to move on. let's reset every password to "password" and take up knitting instead

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Oh man, if this it what it looks (Okta got popped)… Blue Team everywhere is gonna be crazy busy.

_MG_ (@_MG_)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 03:22 GMT

Cain Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:39 GMT

Oh man, if this it what it looks (Okta got popped)… Blue Team everywhere is gonna be crazy busy.

_MG_ (@_MG_)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 03:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1506144709617467395

wynona Ryder was so good in that movie

marina 🕊☭ (@marinaxdove)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:46 GMT

i saw goody proctor showing feet to the devil

marina 🕊☭ (@marinaxdove)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:44 GMT

I miss Christopher Eccleston’s doctor so much 😭 #DoctorWho

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 21:37 GMT

#Okta: 1. Share the information internally. 2. Collect and retain related logs. 3. Hunt logs for bad. 4. Rotate Okta privileged passwords. 5. Move on unless Okta reaches out to you that you are involved. Adjust DFIR to their context. That’s about all you can do right now.

Frank McGovern (@FrankMcG)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/Zemmiph0bia/status/1506139385556660229

The more I see on okta the more I feel like this is going to be one of those “fuck me, I didn’t realise *that* company used X” incidents. Almost everyone will have some contact with this breach but many of them won’t realise cos it is 5 levels deep in the saas vendor stack.

Dave Hall 🌻 (@skwashd)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:27 GMT

And now we're seeing the same thing with the war in Ukraine. Ostensibly well-meaning, but utterly ignorant folk trying to "save the day" by building a website or app.

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A year ago today. Still pisses me off that the "put together a website in half an hour" crowd had such a cavalier attitude to health data. twitter.com/edent/status/1…

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 06:47 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 06:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1108765817989222400

In my first serious job, my boss took me out to lunch and offered to increase my salary if I agreed to give my full effort to migrating from Rails to Java. I told him I already had an offer paying me 2x his proposed salary increase.

Yehuda Katz (@wycats)Sat, 23 Mar 2019 16:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1108765817989222400

I couldn’t get a job after college, not even any interviews because people didn’t take my resume seriously because of the for profit school I went to. Now I’ve worked for 4 Fortune 500 companies and traveled the world speaking at conferences.

rachel (@ohhoe)Sun, 24 Mar 2019 18:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1108765817989222400

I was bullied out of my high school robotics club by two boys. Guess who ACTUALLY WORKS IN TECH now and who doesn’t 🤷‍♀️🙄💁‍♀️

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 22 Mar 2019 19:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1108765817989222400

When I just started out, a Serious Business Guy looked me up and down, saw my jeans & t-shirt, scoffed, and said "bit of friendly advice, mate. Dress for the job you want - not the job you have." If anything, I've got scruffier just to spite him.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 22 Mar 2019 08:37 GMT

I like how people often refer to open source code as not production ready considering the absolute horrors I’ve seen in proprietary code. There’s some magical thinking that many of us are guilty that big-time company-owned projects somehow have all these quality processes.

kat (@zkat__)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 21:45 GMT

Lmao in my first (proprietary) dev job, I found a trivial XSS vuln. We were writing software for a dental insurance agency. The exposed data included medical history and SSNs and all that. Literally full db read access. My boss got yelled at me and told me to focus on my job.

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https://twitter.com/zkat__/status/1506158031091822598

Yup, even security bugs.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 06:57 GMT

kat (@zkat__)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/NSQE/status/1506122590368137216

For everyone having collective heart attacks over the Okta breach: Go check the Okta setting to "Give access to Okta Support" and "Give directory debugger access to Okta Support." Make sure those are turned off. I am not an Okta admin. Just passing along what I've got.

H. Poteat (@NSQE)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 04:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/NSQE/status/1506130604508680192

It's a nice thought, but both settings automatically reset to false after 8 hours. They require manual resetting to extend that time. help.okta.com/oie/en-us/Cont…

ΠΠO (@oakland_dem)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 06:19 GMT

Reuters claims @okta is “investigating reports” which implies they were caught unaware. That is definitely the worse option. reuters.com/article/okta-b…

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:04 GMT

Okta has a lot of customers and all of their security teams are about to have a very bad week.

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Reuters claims @okta is “investigating reports” which implies they were caught unaware. That is definitely the worse option. reuters.com/article/okta-b…

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 05:04 GMT

Eva (@evacide)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:35 GMT

Any sufficiently advanced software development platform will inevitably look like Heroku.

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 21:32 GMT

Authentication providers getting pwned by ransomware gangs is not the zero-trust future we had in mind

The Register (@TheRegister)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:42 GMT

We are all just horny bags of electric meat. How did we fuck up being horny electric meat so badly that we have to know what dialectical materialism is

Honey (@benegotherit)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 21:31 GMT

Can someone please tell me, Which of "The Five Stages of Grief," is Quarterly Planning? Asking for a friend. Who is also me.

DM of Engineering (@dmofengineering)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:58 GMT

I was curious how a weather app can be hilarious. It had me at hello #CarrotWeather #Snarky

Tanin (@LandTanin)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 20:10 GMT

TALK 👏🏾THAT👏🏾 SHIT👏🏾

Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline (@ParissAthena)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/crypto_pochi/status/1505774020649795586

You’re all bad people

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:12 GMT

read this exchange, now want to eat arsenic

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:57 GMT

THIS is “cancel culture” (or speech suppressed by those with a full spectrum of or a high breadth of power). Not the thing that happened to Joe Rogan et al. . (https://t.co/HRhfFuxXMl) jacky.wtf/2022/3/Vt/Vt8J…

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On February 24, Russia's most famous talk show host Ivan Urgant came out against the invasion of Ukraine. Urgant is the country's answer to Jimmy Kimmel, and has hosted more than 1,500 episodes. Immediately after speaking out, his show Evening Urgant was canceled.

Jonny Tickle (@jonnytickle)Sun, 06 Mar 2022 21:50 GMT

https://jacky.wtf/about (@jackyalcine)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:35 GMT

Denzel. Cant trust that the other’s daughter won’t go missing in the middle of a mission and he’d bail.

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You need to get some "business" handled... Who are you bringing?

Erik 🛸💨 (@iamaponte)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:26 GMT

Josie (@javavvitch)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:29 GMT

one by one they will crumble before me

cory (harvard graduate) (@coolmathgame_)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:05 GMT

out of character but look at my dog. i love him so much

Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 02:10 GMT

Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 13:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1505919132226797574

she's my second favorite lady in the whole world (after my fiancee) so she gets what she wants 🤷🏻‍♀️

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:49 GMT

The Expanse (Season 5, 2020)

The Spaceshipper 🚀 (@TheSpaceshipper)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:00 GMT

Mondays are just capitalism's way of punishing us for the weekend.

Yechiel (@yechielk)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:51 GMT

i said 'i need to go shower so i can film content' and she said 'NO'

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:47 GMT

looking back at compensation history max raise in a job: 15% max raise switching jobs: 150% Great Resignation is such a mystery 🤔🤔🤔🤔

swyx ➡️ 🐘 (@swyx)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/swyx/status/1505913116990836739

Imagine if every recruiting department was turned into a promotions department.

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 14:52 GMT

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 05:37 GMT

Be careful out here my kings 😤

David Hughes (@david8hughes)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 04:05 GMT