For those who aren't aware, Anna Dodson and I are getting a puppy 🐶 tomorrow so keep an eye out for a lot of photos over the next few weeks/months/years
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Phil and Mike catch up about APIs for planting trees, the value of planning, and API gotchas in serverless functions

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Let’s face it, the spring term is grim. But then you are rewarded for all the dark mornings and nights with this at the end. Magnificent @MerchantTaylorsJonny Taylor (@jonnyt19w)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 17:38 GMT
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I see it's time once again to bring this out.
Chris Martin (@CMSLOPOrion)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 03:27 GMT
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hOwCaN yOu sAy tHiS aBouT tHe mAn wHo iNvEnTed sPaCe iTseLf?!? The tech bro energy on this comments thread is like when kids get upset because they’re fighting about whose dad would lose in a fight but the clear answer is “all of them”New name: “Stuns w/ample underboob in TINY bikini” (@DianaBeeDashBee)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 21:53 GMT
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He literally just buys companies and bothers the real engineers with pointless gimmicks. The only think he brought to the automotive industry was edgy viral marketing. Oh and proprietary charge ports. Woo hoo!Christopher Miller (@ChrisMillerArt)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 04:31 GMT
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Happy Friday from Panko and his flower. imgur.com/a/NdyDT31Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 12:05 GMT
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The lesson I consistently learn from software projects (maybe all projects tbh) is that the first 80% of the project takes 20% of the time and the last 20% takes 80% of the time. And we never internalise this 😅Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 12:07 GMT
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Last year I switched jobs, despite being burnt out and tired all the time 😴 I wrote a little post about what I found helpful during that process, in case it helps someone else 😌 carol.gg/blog/looking-f…Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 09:22 GMT
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No, it’s not totally necessary at all. It’s just not. Signed, a principal engineer who doesn’t like public speaking.Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 12:21 GMT
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Being an excellent communicator and public speaking are not the same thing.
Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 12:22 GMT
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LOL. Oh no the Linux source code was leaked 😡😭 reddit.com/r/linuxmasterr…nixCraft (@nixcraft)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 08:31 GMT
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+ on top of those four distinct parts: Authoring should have a standardized server API (Micropub) to enable interchangeable clients Consumption should have a standardized server API (Microsub) to enable interchangeable readers Comments should be self-hosted through WebmentionPelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:14 GMT
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Or rather the social media silos should be seen as its four distinct parts: - Content hosting - Content authoring - Content consumption - Content aggregation By adapting an @indiewebcamp approach one can enable actual plurality that a simple algorithm choice can’t.Post details
The choice of which algorithm to use (or not) should be open to everyone twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…jack⚡️ (@jack)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 00:04 GMT
Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:14 GMT
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this was so peak
𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𝕄𝔸ℕ🍃 (@StarmanSweg)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 19:48 GMT
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it’s so weird knowing the people that animated this shit were secretly stealing their co-workers’ breast milk
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this was so peak
𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𝕄𝔸ℕ🍃 (@StarmanSweg)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 19:48 GMT
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The home team talks about award-winning diagramming and charting tool Mermaid, the QR code ad promoting crypto at the Super Bowl, and Intel’s semiconductor investment.

Between and I took 5342 steps.
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maybe they are not that impossible if they have done 8 of them already
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Filming is officially underway on 'Mission: Impossible 8' 🎬 (via @THR | bit.ly/3JQlWbq)Fandom (@getFANDOM)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 18:58 GMT
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please imagine this as a minion meme on facebook.com thats how i imagine it thats how it should live in your minds
laura (@freezydorito)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 19:07 GMT
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Today our team went through @abdulajet's Dev sticker collection, and I found an Octocat with @jna_sh's face on it. I was not allowed to keep it, so I can now officially tell all of #devrel that my train fare to London was wasted.James Seconde (@SecondeJ)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 19:09 GMT
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So here's why I bought a receipt printer: Every time one of my GitHub repos gets a new issue, I now get a physical ticket printed out on my desk 🪄Andrew Schmelyun (@aschmelyun)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 11:44 GMT
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Let’s talk about the concept of immutable databases, the problems they target, and why you’d want to build one in Go.

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In this episode, David remotely sat down with Julia Boes, Senior Member of Technical Staff, to discuss the Simple Web Server (SWS). The SWS is a new feature introduced in JDK 18. Julia explains its features, who it is for but also what it is not!. S…

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In this week’s episode Cameron Dutro, a software engineer at GitHub, Ship It listener and someone with an extraordinary attention to detail, joins us to talk about Kuby, a convention-over-configuration approach to deploying Rails apps. The question that we will be trying to answer is what happened to Rails Active Deplo...

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The software supply chain consists of packages, imports, dependencies, containers, and APIs. These different components each have unique security risks. To ensure the security of their software supply chain, many developers use tools to analyze and scan their infrastructure for vulnerabilities. Barak Schoster works at Bridgecrew, a DevSecOps cloud security platform. He joins the show

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Pay me. I'm sorry, I'm busy
Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 01:00 GMT
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Pia Wiedermayer, Lead QA at Zühlke, is talking with Gerhard today about software quality. If the name sounds familiar, check out episode 28. Thank you Romano for the introduction 👋🏻 Do you remember the last time that you used an app, whether it was in the browser or on your mobile, and everything just worked? What about...

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It was MySQL, with the resource contention, in the database cluster

I will be attending
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had a v intense therapy session about my emotions, my sense of identity and worth to others, pls send hugs and good vibes
maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 14:58 GMT
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want it all
poorly drawn lines (@PDLComics)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 15:00 GMT
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The list of APIs in Government. Contribute to co-cddo/api-catalogue development by creating an account on GitHub.
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big pet peeve: the use of "googling" to mean "searching" google is not the only search engine nor should searching on the web be synonymous with googleAbeba Birhane (@Abebab)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 11:31 GMT
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This was a great talk at Women in Tech when Carol Gilabert did it, and there was a lot of really great things that I took away from it for my own application process 👀
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TLDR; heroku labs:enable build-in-app-dir -a <APP_NAME> Now enjoy your Rails app booting...

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Some absolute bangers of anecdotes in the replies here. Well done everyone. We’re all fucking idiots.
Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 16:36 GMT
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On the bus (London) to work. It was a rainy day so I had a wet umbrella at my feet. At my stop I went to pick it up but the handle somehow hooked under the trouser leg of the man next to me. The more I fumbled to retrieve it the more it disappeared further and further up his leg.
Rebecca Jules (@RebeccaJJules)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 18:33 GMT
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That’s nothing. Wife and I met her friend for lunch one day- I bent over to give her friend’s baby a peck on the cheek, didn’t see she was breastfeeding until it was too late. It wasn’t her baby I kissed.
Conor O’Toole (@kippaxireland)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 21:54 GMT
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I pulled away so fast. ‘Oh sorry I thought uh-‘ v clearly he doesn’t speak English. Is now just locked into this look of horror. This mad woman. Tried to eat his chicken. What if he had to dump his chicken? What if he worried it was now contaminated?
Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:37 GMT
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Was once followed by an oddball in the supermarket. Was frightened so started to speed up. So did he. Ended up with him literally chasing me up and down each and every aisle. Eventually, he caught up. And then he asked if he could have his trolley back. 😩
Fiona Barton (@fionabarton)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 17:30 GMT
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There’s an allegory here. About…greed or something. I didn’t need food. I’d had a burrito. And an ice cream. But I saw this guy leaning against a shop window. And this possessive, animalistic entitlement washed over me. I deserved a free sample.Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 16:05 GMT
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My son took his jacket off on the escalator in the underground only for his hand to become trapped in the mouth of the girl behind him. As he removed the hand, she said, “sorry”. British politeness at its most extreme there.
Habitares (@HabitaresLtd)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 16:51 GMT
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The worst thing just happened. I won’t recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside a chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken. His chicken. I tried to steal this man’s chicken.
Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:35 GMT
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I want to fucking die
Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup)Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:36 GMT
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Seems as appropriate as ever
🇺🇦 Anthony, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 08:14 GMT
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“Eating sugar will only make you feel better for a few minutes!” yeah as opposed to not eating sugar, which will make you feel better for zero minutes
Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 20:39 GMT