this is probably the funniest level design of all time to me

Ben Ward (@TimeGentleman)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 14:41 GMT

Lmaoooooooo sanctions really supposed to stop these MFs?

🥂 (@NukeAmbition)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 17:49 GMT

Having mixed emotions. Tomorrow was supposed to be 12 years clean from heroin. I got a new clean date, and staying positive, but disappointment and shame are strong feelings.

Cher Scarlett 💙💛 #StandWithUkraine (@cherthedev)Sat, 05 Mar 2022 05:07 GMT

I'm finding more and more use cases for long/detailed error messages in Node.js. What if we normalized/standardized a `detailedMessage` property containing multiline super-helpful error messages, with ANSI diagrams even. Building support for it into test runners would be cool!

Bryan English (💉💉💉) (@bengl)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 18:15 GMT

In which JavaScript, which you'd think has enough enemies already, risks incurring the wrath of Pope Gregory XIII

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https://twitter.com/bjhomer/status/1499825574683889664

Swift understands this. JS does not. -12219296400 is the timestamp 1 hour before the beginning of October 15, 1582 (UTC). That means it should be October 4, 23:00 hours, because of the skipped days. JS gives back October 14, 1582. A day that did not exist.

BJ Homer (@bjhomer)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 19:14 GMT

mcc (@mcclure111)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 20:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/bjhomer/status/1499825574683889664

Swift understands this. JS does not. -12219296400 is the timestamp 1 hour before the beginning of October 15, 1582 (UTC). That means it should be October 4, 23:00 hours, because of the skipped days. JS gives back October 14, 1582. A day that did not exist.

BJ Homer (@bjhomer)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/WilliamBatcake/status/1499962036146475009

Jim jokester (@Biiiigpoopguy)Sat, 05 Mar 2022 10:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/WilliamBatcake/status/1499962036146475009

Sike. They’re always funny.

cherry dr pepper (@rissarave)Sat, 05 Mar 2022 07:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/WilliamBatcake/status/1499962036146475009

It’s not a 9/11 joke, it’s a Remember Me joke. Now quit using the mentions of my dumb joke to dig into fights with strangers. You could be doing anything else.

Amos Posner (@AmosPosner)Sat, 05 Mar 2022 05:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/WilliamBatcake/status/1499962036146475009

agreed it’s plane wrong

it is jafar (@Howboutnahb)Sat, 05 Mar 2022 11:03 GMT

If I helped an open-source project and ecosystem grow and flourish to the point that the conference I had keynoted for 15 years thought that showcasing new community voices would be a welcome change, I would simply take that as a positive sign I’d built a solid community

emilia ✨ (@lazerwalker)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 19:21 GMT

Wordle 259 X/6 Tried ‘crine’ in the last attempt #Wordle #Wordle259

Harshit (@planetravelover)Sat, 05 Mar 2022 05:01 GMT

Microsoft Teams enabling unprecedented levels of workplace harassment

The Adam Parsons Project (@AdamParsonz)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 00:30 GMT

#LoveIsBlind producers: “we found the perfect place for your to get married” Nick and Danielle:

susu (@susucachoo)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 03:25 GMT

Me watching women chose themselves and put terrible men in their places #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS2

The Holy Church of Netflix (@netflixchurch)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 22:00 GMT

Shakes mom questioning every decision she ever made to raise such a complete and utter idiot like shake 😂#LoveIsBlind #loveisblind2

zanaduxx (@zanaduxx)Sat, 26 Feb 2022 01:51 GMT

Why is it always the mediocre dudes who look like this who have the audacity to loudly and repeatedly judge a woman’s entire worth on her fuckability? Shake, you’re a tool. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind2 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

👩🏻‍🦰 (@RedHeadedScot)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:40 GMT

I want every girl to know and believe this. #LoveIsBlind

Grace 🇷🇼🌻 (@naeku_g)Fri, 25 Feb 2022 18:21 GMT

I just wanna know what sal was talking about when he said “karma” to Mallory. But on the other hand, I do respect him for not airing business out. #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlind

Hailey McCay (@heymccay)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 09:21 GMT

Nobody: Shaina every 10 seconds: #LoveIsBlind

Roxanne (@RoxanneRobles)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 09:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/scariebradshaw/status/1499738355130589190

If Shaina and Shayne reproduced…

Aricelis (@angelicaricelis)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 18:30 GMT

can't believe the nerve of some people

amy nguyen (@amyngyn)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 18:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/danielcroe/status/1499406399612329989

You mean the same that already exists on @gitlab ?

FGinc (@feelgood_inc)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 12:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1499733709318066177

this country is overflowing with people who proudly boast both that they are goku in their own imaginations and chuckie rugrats in real life

eevee (@eevee)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:17 GMT

i'm just so tired of masks, they're sooo difficult and make it so hard to breathe 😔 If a nuke fell directly on my house i believe i would be fine though, i've done the research

eevee (@eevee)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:09 GMT

Wait so let me get this straight. You’re upset you have to *checks notes* share the stage with other enthusiastic developers? Yes it is a real shame that this is the world we find ourselves in now. Homeboy needs to be humbled.

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"It's a real shame that this is the world we find ourselves in now. One so sharply divided by politics and ideology that we can't even share the love of Ruby on Rails together at a conference without a need to settle scores." world.hey.com/dhh/no-railsco…

DHH (@dhh)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 14:12 GMT

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:18 GMT

"CI and CD let you deploy new vulns faster than ever" - Wojtyniak

Mario Platt (@madplatt)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:20 GMT

stolen from a locked friend.

Morgan · 🦊🔛☁️ (@indrora)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 18:54 GMT

you gotta respect the art form

robbing terry benedict's casino (@CeBeGeBess)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 05:18 GMT

Twitter gives you access to some of the world's foremost experts on nuclear safety, modern warfare, supply chain dynamics, epidemiology, climate, and so much more. Even more impressive is that it's always the same three people

lcamtuf (@lcamtuf)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 03:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/brett_builds/status/1499676595811983362

CAB process be like jumping over a pavement crack... * Measure the distance with a tape measure * Write down exactly how you're going to jump * Research (at length) jumping methodologies * Call a friend and discuss your jump technique Jump! ... then still land on the crack 🙃

Lou ☁️ 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 09:45 GMT

YOLO in to Production is a valid deployment methodology. It usually follows a lengthy CAB and assurance process, such that you've largely forgotten the detail of what you're actually deploying.

Brett 🧑‍💻🚵‍♂️🏃‍♂️💚🇪🇺 (@brett_builds)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 09:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1499632844875829249

Haha. Yeah, reminds me of the paper saying that it takes less than 5% of the users of a social media platform to ruin it for everyone.

Misty (@mistydemeo)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 06:29 GMT

Tiny crickets playing the tiniest violin for DHH who has to *checks notes* let other people have a chance to keynote a conference and was informed in a *checks notes* kind and respectful manner. 😒

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"It's a real shame that this is the world we find ourselves in now. One so sharply divided by politics and ideology that we can't even share the love of Ruby on Rails together at a conference without a need to settle scores." world.hey.com/dhh/no-railsco…

DHH (@dhh)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 14:12 GMT

Cher Scarlett 💙💛 #StandWithUkraine (@cherthedev)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 06:48 GMT

If Elden Ring was a PS1 game... 🤯

GameSpot (@GameSpot)Tue, 01 Mar 2022 19:25 GMT

Earlier this year it was reported that Boris Johnson could hand Gavin Williamson a knighthood "to keep skeletons in closet". Well guess what? Boris Johnson just handed Gavin Williamson a knighthood.

Zarah Sultana MP (@zarahsultana)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 19:20 GMT

MFW you’re getting hacked by people that can’t exit vim twitter.com/captaingeech42…

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Even Trickbot operators can't figure out how to quit vim (max, AKA Alla Witte, talking to strix)

Zander Work (@captainGeech42)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 18:39 GMT

x0rz (@x0rz)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 21:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/keystonelemur/status/1499464738467561472

Remarkably, if I read his blog post correct, they weren’t banning him from keynoting, just opening it to others? How petty to react like that. It’s the kind of sentiment that creates schisms in the „big tent“

Julian Rubisch (@julian_rubisch)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 20:33 GMT

For context this is a school in Texas where an anti-trans rights came to give a presentation. Kids shouting “fuck you fascist” is the kind things that show you that voting rights from 16years old should be a thing. They fight fiercely for our rights they deserve to vote

Daniel Silva (@volterinator)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 09:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/juliaferraioli/status/1499449536934137856

At some point, we're going to have to have a brutally honest conversation about the cult of personality in open source.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 18:21 GMT