Him: you’re so low-maintenance Me: haha thanks, I have chronically low self-esteem, so I believe if I ask my partner to meet literally any of my emotional needs, he’ll run away immediately

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:49 +0000

I've wondered if people would act differently if there was a 10% risk that infection with COVID would make their pinky toe fall off rather than causing trivial things like cognitive impairment, blood clots, strokes, heart attacks, or diabetes.

T. Ryan Gregory (@TRyanGregory)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 02:23 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:35 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:34 +0000

Fun Fact: More US Senators have been convicted of sexual misconduct in bathrooms than transgender people! Retweet to spread awareness! 😊 twitter.com/repmtg/status/…

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There is a line in the sand. Either you are Pro-pedophile and Pro-transgender biological men or you defend children and women. Period. There is no other option.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 23:41 +0000

maddy👑😈 (@fyrishere)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 18:59 +0000

Composing an enormous image description should be called an "writing an alticle"

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 05:05 +0000

Last 15 minutes lock.Lock() defer lock.Lock()

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 05:24 +0000

Hey @OctopusEnergy I might be getting a feature toggle I shouldn't have? Sarah's mode? Hi Sarah 😅

don't luke now (@lukeocodes)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 05:20 +0000

I am so unbelievably thankful for my friends man

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 20:44 +0000

Why is Iron Man called Iron Man and not Fe-Male?

mariana Z🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@mariana057)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 00:52 +0000

The poo of ice age people shows humans were eating blue cheese and drinking beer 2700 years ago.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 21:00 +0000

I don't know why Rogue One is trending, but I'm glad it is, as it's the most underrated Star Wars anything.

James Gunn (@JamesGunn)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 12:01 +0000

Rogue One is the only Star Wars sequel that makes the original trilogy better movies.

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your unpopular star wars opinion? GO

Star Wars Stuff (@starwarstuff2)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 17:05 +0000

Jacopo della Quercia (@Jacopo_della_Q)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 23:55 +0000

Stunning poster for ROGUE ONE

Star Wars Holocron (@sw_holocron)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 13:36 +0000

Got promoted to midlevel engineer, LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOO 👏✨🔥

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 17:11 +0000

"Stop crying, it's just a show" The show:

out of context schitt’s creek (@SchittsCreekOOC)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 18:40 GMT

full stack devs when they finish a div button

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仕事のやる気がなくなると札束で頬をなでられるマシーン

藤原 麻里菜 | Marina Fujiwara (@togenkyoo)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 08:21 +0000

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 12:18 +0000

If your boyfriend/partner told you they're in WITSEC & you've not met with an agent, or been briefed in any way, imma take a guess they're simply a controlling, lying asshole & have multiple girlfriends. P.S. They'd not tell you they were in WITSEC if they were. #Safety

Lock Down Your Life - I Hunt Stalkers (@lockdownurlife)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 12:22 +0000

Ever forget what npm scripts are available? Run this: npm run This produces a list of scripts, and displays the code that each script runs. Quite handy.

Cory House (@housecor)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 16:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/HeavySan/status/1511349400064479236

Daniela Jampel was fired from her job as an attorney for the city after confessing that she proudly represented cops that lied in court, teachers that molested students, and prison guards that beat inmates.* Corrected that for you.

🇷‌ob🇵‌layin'🇬‌ames (@RobPlayinGames)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:06 +0000

Fiery Debate.

Brian Russell (@TheUnderfold)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 12:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1511467213659725824

It's the admission to soliciting perjury that really does it for me.

conditions of possibility (@inherentlyso)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 22:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1511467213659725824

Sometimes I be like "oh no, global warming, world war 3, an asteroid. say it ain't so!" But then I see people like this exist and I be like "nah nevermind. I'm done with humans. Let's wrap it up."

Tony C. (@Impala_Drive)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 02:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1511467213659725824

There's another part to it, too.

Cassi 🌻 (@CaustikFox)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 05:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1511467213659725824

Softboy Social Club (@SoftboySoclClub)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 06:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1511467213659725824

she said

grub (guillotine era) (@grubadubflub)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 22:31 +0000

This is an incredible tweet. Hall of fame

Alex Peter (@LolOverruled)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 22:14 +0000

Check who's dominating the conversation

It seems if there's parity in women/men talking in meetings it's perceived as if women are dominating the discussion. Now, you can measure who's talking. Hannah Dee #accuconf arementalkingtoomuch.com

Jutta Eckstein (@JuttaEckstein)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 09:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/guardiantech/status/1512049057216098309

What's the exchange rate between Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels?

Dan Atkinson (@Danbo)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 13:54 +0000

Molly got here 2 hours ago. We’ve been like this since. Not sure you can beat the love and bond a dog gives you

Chris, Good Boy™️ 🐾 (@Chris_CPH)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 08:52 +0000

Quickly migrate from using snap packages to flatpaks - GitHub - popey/unsnap: Quickly migrate from using snap packages to flatpaks

Big fun slightly scary exciting update: I'm stepping in as the new acting editor of @FutureofSex ✨ 💌 Pitch me: editor [at] futureofsex [dot] net

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 08:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/markjjeffery/status/1511780656384151552

> You don’t quit on family, even if it’s toxic 🤨

Dorian Thiessen (@DorianThiessen)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 02:17 +0000

Greatest lifecoach ever

THORchain.BULL 🌔 (@THORmaximalist)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 03:10 +0000

Just realised that the reason I loved the new Spider-Man movie was because I hadn't seen the trailers or any media. I had no idea about the "twist". Why are trailers so spoiler heavy?

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I didn't watch the trailers for Force Awakens and I think my experience was better for it. Wonder if I can do the same for the new one?

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 07 Apr 2016 12:21 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 05:41 +0000

All accommodations should be made explicit. Hell, I also really appreciate it when it's made clear what accommodations aren't available.

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A standard I’d like to see in all workplaces is that if an employee/applicant declares a disability, HR presents them with a list of available accommodations. Often, disabled people have to guess what might be available & ask for it, which is emotionally & practically burdensome.

Autistic Callum (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:34 +0000

Josh Simmons (@joshsimmons)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 05:42 +0000

A standard I’d like to see in all workplaces is that if an employee/applicant declares a disability, HR presents them with a list of available accommodations. Often, disabled people have to guess what might be available & ask for it, which is emotionally & practically burdensome.

Autistic Callum (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/javroar/status/1511775524112289798

In the full video you can see she’s in the passenger seat and just leaning over… it’s mad weird that so many men on this app immediately make it sexual and jump to conclusions tbh.

☾hristie (@xsullengirlx)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 00:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/javroar/status/1511775524112289798

Honestly it’s kinda weird that’s your immediate first thought… Honestly says a lot about you. The dude is basically a step father to her.

Nobody (@NobodyProminent)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 01:06 +0000