Whenever I wake up to American culture drama there’s a good 5 mins on twitter where it’s only third tier removed meta memes that make zero sense, then a genuine article pops up and it makes it all slap into place.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1508332739753349120

“violence isnt the answer i hope someone called the cops” all in the same sentence

chanyce ⁷ (@SuperCupcakez)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:39 +0000

the oscars gave will smith all the time he wanted to do his speech after he literally assaulted someone live on stage, but michael moore was hurriedly kicked off when he called out iraq war propaganda. hollywood in a nutshell

☀️👀 (@zei_squirrel)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 05:36 +0000

My husband ordered bees. 🐝 20,000 bees. The postal service has lost his order.

Abigail Edwards 📚 (@Writing_Abigail)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 19:12 +0000

“G I Jane 2 can’t wait to see it”

Just Relax Kid (@JustRelaxK1d)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:54 +0000

WILL SMITH LE METIÓ UNA PIÑA EN VIVO A CHRIS ROCK POR BARDEAR A SU ESPOSA EN LOS #Oscars.

David (@eldeibik)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 02:31 +0000

I have to keep reminding myself, the monetization/promotion strategy of falsely claiming “cancel culture” martyrdom *relies* on otherwise-smart people objecting to the stupidity of the claims. It’s part of how the grift runs. We need to deny it attention & amplify what’s real.

anildash (@anildash)Fri, 18 Mar 2022 12:28 GMT

“Read the URL”, people still insist, as though we can somehow determine legitimate emails from phishing ones. So, which is this one I just received? Legit? Or phish?

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 20:50 +0000

my therapist: odo losing his virginity to hillary clinton official ds9 trading card isn't real and can't hurt u odo losing his virginity to hillary clinton official ds9 trading card:

extreme ultraviolence (@racescientist)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/DoctorResidWho/status/1328513775297654784

I used a better angle

Bill Tilley (@billtilley1973)Tue, 17 Nov 2020 02:31 GMT

I want to see the star trek timeline where they rescue locutus but can't un-borg him so he just wanders around telling everyone how inefficient and assimilatable they are, but makes friends in the process. Like "incorrect strategy, number one" but playing 3d-chess in ten forward

John Hawthorn (@jhawthorn)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:09 +0000

By the way if you tweet at me "I follow you for your X tweets, not your Y tweets so shut up about Y" I am going to fix that for you by blocking you.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:10 +0000

2 steps to becoming wealthy as a programmer: 1. Learn object oriented programming 2. Inheritance

Randall Hunt (@jrhunt)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:17 +0000

went outside again today, did some physical doomscrolling

Kate (@thingskatedid)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:01 +0000

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went outside again today, did some physical doomscrolling

Kate (@thingskatedid)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:01 +0000

@uint8_t@chaos.social (@uint8_t)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 13:56 +0000

early celebration of my 1 year tranniversary with the gal pals, first time going to a club in many, many years. thanks y’all for the great company 🥰 @kaelairish @flosflolipid @NatalieJuneW @starlit__sea

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1508130590985494533

my actual transition anniversary is 31st march, #TransDayOfVisibility, so expect me to be insufferable

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1508113642801311748

eventually I'll change my hair color and it'll fuck everyone up

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:19 +0000

the surprise and then the smile when someone’s unexpectedly greeted in their own language ☺️

v korbes (@veekorbes)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:19 +0000

Feminist icons like Vladimir Putin and Piers Morgan are all over the #IStandWithJKRowling movement. That tells you all you need to know really. A millionaire white lady with multiple mansions and endless media coverage is not oppressed mate. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Liz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 (@itslizinnit)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:03 GMT

A computer is just layers of lies that we call “abstractions”

Patricia Aas 🐢🇺🇦 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 01:11 +0000

What's missing from this breakfast for you?

Henry Miller 💎 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇱♿ (@Henrythejannie)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 08:11 +0000

The death of Taylor Hawkins of Foo Fighters tragically reinforces my belief that you should never pass up a chance to see an artist live in concert. Because you never know. You just never know. 😞 #TaylorHawkins

Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/UlluKyPatthy/status/1508047949862952960

Question was text editor, not web browser running full-screen ;)

adlerweb|BitBastelei (@adlerweb)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:01 +0000

I made home-made pesto and the ingredients cost about £800 and it’s not even that great so my life hack today is go to Lidl and just buy a jar for a quid and don’t be a twat like me.

Jane Slavin (@JaneSlavin)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:37 GMT

I love OneDrive version history. I had a slide missing from an upcoming lecture I'm writing, and you can go back and find the exact time I accidentally deleted it - 11.57pm! That'll teach me for writing content when I should be in bed.

Mike Pound (@_mikepound)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:51 +0000

GitHub algorithm seeks to improve discovery. Developers disagree.

In this article, Louis Lazaris describes and demonstrates some interesting HTML attributes that you may or may not have heard of and perhaps find useful enough to personally use in one of your projects.

When using Postman, it’s a best practice to store API token values in environment secret variables. Environment variables can also be used to store other variables uses in scripts. But when opening a collection, we often forget to select an environment and spend a few seconds if not minutes or more trying to figure out what the problem is with a request. Just to realize in the end that we just forgot to select an environment. How can this be avoided?

What is code review? It's both looking over the code personally, and letting the linter - with rules...

Good news! Yesterday morning's test came back negative! I'm definitely still feeling a little bit sick though, but the covid officer says I can go outside with a mask on now! Since today is Sunday …

in hindsight mad that we had to wear masks in the underground (a hole in the ground with literally no ventilation) for what 10 months total and that’s it but somebody planted 1 little bomb in 2005 and we still haven’t gotten the trash bins back from that

laura (@freezydorito)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:54 +0000

looking for a woman that likes to suck but not swallow i need her to help me siphon gas

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 06:16 +0000

You know what? I'm going to put some TRANS JOY on the TL today. Here's a bunch of things that have been going great for me as a trans person so y'all can remember it's actually a gift. #TransJoy

Ro Salarian (@rosalarian)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Simon_Whitten/status/1507663627704274949

When you’re used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

Lucas Hood (@nickc909returns)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 12:30 GMT

I'm drunk and this donut is really freaking me out why is it looking at me like that

Elina 💫 (@ina__el)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 22:36 GMT

"Nice to meet you, Rose - Run for your life!" 💥 17 years ago today the Ninth Doctor met Rose Tyler, took on the Autons and began a whole new era of adventures - and #DoctorWho returned to TV!

Doctor Who: Eve of the Daleks (@bbcdoctorwho)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:00 GMT

March 2020: oh no March 2022: oh no with snacks

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 03:24 GMT

Stop making podcasts about news and discourse and history. We have enough of those. Stop. We get it. How about a podcast where guests come on and talk about their pets, their quirks and treats and tricks. Learn about a new little guy every week.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:29 GMT

“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.” -flour companies

B. (@ArtLesb0)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 20:04 GMT

Chaotic Nightclub Photos (@ClubPhotos_)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:00 GMT

JUST IN: wanna see how powerful that EF-3 tornado in Jacksboro was? This is security footage taken as the tornado ripped through the gym at the high school. Absolutely wild. (@wfaa/@wfaaweather)

Matt Howerton (@HowertonNews)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 23:42 GMT

Rare treat. Coffee ice cream, chocolate with pretzels in it, and caramel. Terry the triceratops wants some.

biglesp (@biglesp)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:25 GMT