Most of what gets shared as heartwarming stories are usually temporary, small-scale responses to systemic failures. I wish we found it just as inspirational to make structural changes to unjust systems, but I don’t know if our culture knows how to tell those stories.

anildash (@anildash)Wed, 06 Mar 2019 14:00 GMT

Just hired Will Smith for my dream team

😎orlie (@sunglassesface)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 11:59 +0000

we r doing a war room and i demanded that everybody uses the sharpies to do war paint and well nobody else did but i think i look cool

shadow the hedgehog defender (@freezydorito)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:40 +0000

It's conference season again, so you may be preparing a talk with code snippets. Please remember -- MAKE THE FONT SIZE UNCOMFORTABLY LARGE FOR YOU Your audience will appreciate being able to read it. 👀 And... High contrast between background & text colors ◼️◻️🟨

Ben Greenberg (@RabbiGreenberg)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 06:32 +0000

“Sometimes you need to pay a third party to get your point across” - A terrifying infosec truism I was told this morning

Caitlin (@TheGamblingBird)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:38 +0000

Trombone in an empty swimming pool sounds crazy.

Tam Emslie (@Tamarionette)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:09 +0000

87 votes and 19 comments so far on Reddit

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I can't wait to write a unit test for mapping an object with 28 fields into another object with same 28 fields.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:00 +0000

Number of lines of code, tests, or automated infra provisioning that arguments over agile theory have produced: still zero

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:37 +0000

If you write an article and you use someone else's work as a source, please link back to them. That's the least you can do to show appreciation. Last week alone I read 2 posts with code samples that seem veeeery familiar.

Manuel Matuzović (@mmatuzo)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:43 +0000

the only thing jk Rowling got right is how much it would rule to be able to wizard the piss out of your body

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:47 +0000

fired up a new game to relax and it looks like i'm about to use my thetans to contact Xenu tetris. this game is tetris.

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/RobertGReeve/status/1508651474645094403

ok i cannot believe how hard tetris effect goes. As soon as gameplay started it felt like that spiritual/tactile/aural synesthesia of Rez. I checked and of course they're both made by @Mizuguchitter.

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:57 +0000

On the last day, skip+ level managers should do exit interviews, not HR. HR usually treats it as a form filling exercise. But for skip levels, it is a rare chance to get more-honest-than-usual feedback w/ ~no repercussions. Also interesting to give choice of exit interviewers.

swyx (@swyx)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:10 +0000

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1508643576930091008

Tillery (they/them) (@AreTillery)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/AreTillery/status/1508644800576299009

Lashings will continue until security improves

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:20 +0000

Omg, @Coleens_ made me a WORKING Cat6 o’nine tails, and I’m here to tell you that your packets have been very very bad.

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1508643576930091008

Ready for all the switches. You ready for that penetration test? I’m about to breach some back doors, with admin permissions Goddammit I have been WAITING for a chance to drop some sexurity puns.

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 03:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1508643576930091008

Y’all should see the outfit I deemed too racy for twitter 😉 Look, I am not a domme but I cosplay as one really well

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:09 +0000

hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: that's right

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:41 +0000

Not sure if its common knowledge yet, but there’s a growing consensus that being a potato for 6 weeks post Covid can help prevent Long Covid. As in, do not exercise, do not push yourself, do not add inflammation to an already inflamed system. Just chill.

Ana (@anastazjadavis)Mon, 07 Mar 2022 15:13 GMT

images that MIGHT be cursed (@mightbecursed)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:12 +0000

If your incident writeup lists “human error” as a cause, it’s a sign that you don’t really understand how the incident happened. Instead, you stopped asking questions too soon. If your system depends on humans never making errors, you have a systems problem.

Lorin Hochstein.fiat (@norootcause)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/egirlteeth/status/1508543331097526272

Men’s dedication to weird horniness never ceases to amaze

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 21:07 +0000

Things we could do instead: Cancel student debt. Provide money so people can afford housing and don't go hungry. Do something about climate change.

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BREAKING: Biden proposes a $813,000,000,000 Pentagon budget, a $31 BILLION increase from last year’s budget.

Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:20 +0000

Rabbi Sara Zober BLM (@RebbeSMZ)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:09 +0000

Definitely more violent than a slap between two rich black dudes but hey twitter.com/abcpolitics/st…

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BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs controversial 'Don't Say Gay' bill into law. The bill bans lessons on sexual orientation or gender identity in some grades. abcn.ws/3qHfzzT

ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:12 +0000

Openly Black Studs Twerkel. (@thewayoftheid)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:24 +0000

White people are always like “whoa there bud, we only support violence on the systematic level”

The District Demon (@IntergalacticQ)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/ms_eenR/status/1508303845734158340

In that Chappelle's were probably worse as they directed suspicion and hatred to a larger group of people, sure. Hopefully that's what you meant?

Turtles All The Way Down (@Turtles_AWD)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:42 +0000

But fr, how y'all pro-war but anti-slap?

Dr. CBS (@blackleftaf)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:09 +0000

Am I the only one who kinda wishes it was dave chapelle 😭😭

zinc the fish in the sea (@nottramar)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:33 +0000

“this couldve been handled privately” he disrespected her publicly?

✿ kiri (@kiridluffy)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 02:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1508457801831563264

Jameela Jamil’s response

Austin (@J0k3rSSD)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaden/status/1508295733551632389

😂💀

H.Å☠ (@Abdikadir_H_A)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:54 +0000

I need every camera angle on EVERYONE

Marc (@MarcSnetiker)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:06 +0000

Whelp.

Will Smith (@willsmith)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 02:35 +0000

hopefully this ushers in an age of terror planted deep within the hearts of standup comedians everywhere

guy online (@fellawhomstdve)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:00 +0000

oh hell yeah will smith just normalized slapping stand up comedians

naive 6 (@Eve6)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/CommodoreBlog/status/1508393980630872066

 r0ry  (@roryhinch)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 16:49 +0000

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Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 16:15 +0000