Absolute scenes on T**F Twitter as they try to argue that the millionaire Emma Watson is not entitled to a say on who uses public toilets because she’s too rich and privileged to use them herself, but the billionaire JK Rowling is unable to pass one without calling in for a piss.

Max Morgan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@SpillerOfTea)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/MDoncon/status/1513090520880656386

Rowling doesn't use public loos either, she just shits herself in public constantly.

8trackworm (@8trackworm)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 09:57 +0000

TERFs: "Free speech must be protected at all costs!" Emma Watson: *says she isn't transphobic* TERFs: "HOW DARE EMMA WATSON SPEAK LIKE THIS!"

JustifyMyLee (@JustifyMyLee)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 19:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/LGBAWatch/status/1513088732903227394

emma watson is an aristocrat but the billionaire who owns one of the most successful IPs in recent history isn't I guess

🕷️ ThatSpiderByte 🐝 (@ThatSpiderByte)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:56 +0000

Part of the reason "Gender Critical" people are so misogynistic to Emma Watson is because they know she is more influential than JKR to the public discourse lol

Katy Montgomerie 🦖🦕 (@KatyMontgomerie)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 08:11 +0000

Hey, students and professors: Making fake commits against real OSS projects is not a valid class assignment. It wastes people's time, irritates them, and gives the student a bad reputation on Github and OSS. Don't do it.

Berkubernetus (@fuzzychef)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 21:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/erikbtweets/status/1513072362752823298

You can't just pick some repo on github and demand the maintainer teach you how to participate in an Open Source project. That's not how any of this works.

Joe Cooper 🌻🇺🇦🌻 (@swelljoe)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 09:34 +0000

tasteful sideboob is one of the purest joys in life

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 19:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/SamAllenX/status/1513243154496991233

May I introduce some tasteful underboob too 😌

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 20:36 +0000

i know this isnt something managers wanna hear but i actually love when i go into a store or restaurant and i see all of the employees having fun and being friends and having conversations w each other like normal people

𖤐 styx 𖤐 (@nyanpilled)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 02:24 +0000

today was my brother’s bday party. we discussed my brother’s middle name, Arturo (Arthur in Spanish). Mom: There was a popular Star Wars character loved in Peru named “Arturito,” so we went with that. Me: WAIT DO YOU MEAN R2D2?! Dad: Yes, the robot. WHAT??!!! 🤯😭🤖☠️

Rachy 🦙 (@rachy_)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 07:36 +0000

Is polyamory just yelling “PORQUE NO LOS DOS?!?” at the TV at every bs love-triangle storyline?!?

sydd (@obbsyddian)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinntoBean/status/1505945403908186113

*ALWAYS* reply to the "no violation" emails! always write back to say that receiving an automated email seconds later means NOTHING was reviewed tell them to fuck off and actually look at the report when you do? twitter *consistently* writes back to say they found violation

Airlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:35 GMT

me: *reports slur to twitter* twitter immediately: *emails me to say no violation* me: *replies with "i was literally called a _______. this report was not reviewed. fuck off and get a PERSON to do this job"* twitter email 1 hour later: we locked the account for violations

Airlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:32 GMT

Something terrible about to happen to this man

dan “fleetwood” yak (@DANYaker)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:31 +0000

"That's another human being" Emma Watson shining a light on how many of us cisgender women feel. This is true feminism and sisterhood 🤍🏳️‍⚧️ #TransWomenAreWomen #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Amz 🌙 (@AnxietySugar_)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:49 +0000

the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 18:49 +0000

The number of people I feel comfortable killing or permanently disabling is zero. That is why I wear a mask.

John Bracey (@MagisterBracey)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:12 +0000

loving the trajectory of Martin Lewis from “man who told you how to get discounted pizza” to “man who will lead the revolution”

Hannah (@HLThompson93)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:06 +0000

we all saw the original but were yall just not going to tell me this woman finally got the closure she needed and deserved?

chris🤖🌹 (@Mechazawa)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/thelifeofsharks/status/1513080147628462081

Don't worry little guy.

🔞 Labrn Mystic (@labrnmystic)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 13:36 +0000

The Life Of Sharks (@thelifeofsharks)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 09:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/thelifeofsharks/status/1513080147628462081

“Keep your friends close; keep your anemonemies closer.” -- Son Zoo ❤️ . . . (No offense intended to Sun Tzu.)

Jeff Grigg (@JeffGrigg1)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 13:35 +0000

Although I agree on the ads point, the irony is that he, a rich owner of corporations, is now literally dictating Twitter’s policy. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 09:43 +0000

The second part of my @BBCRadio3 series airs tonight. This time I’ll be exploring the various ways in which keyboard writing can be understood as acts of creation and how Schumann and @snowpatrol are musical siblings…Join me at 11pm (BST) or catch up on @BBCSounds! 📻🎶🎹🕺🏾

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Part 2 of ‘The Art of Accompaniment’ today at 11pm on @BBCRadio3 & @BBCSounds 🎹🎼🎶 In The Art of Invention @KevalSShah explores making it up. Music by #Purcell, #ErrollynWallen, #Corelli, #Schubert, #Stockhausen & @SnowPatrol buff.ly/3LNRAqN Producer @StevenRajam

Overcoat Media (@overcoatmedia)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 08:49 +0000

Keval Shah (@KevalSShah)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:34 +0000

Normalize having platonic sleepovers with friends who live in the same city 🥰

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 07:10 +0000

No YOU had two mojitos for breakfast

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:41 +0000

OpenID Certified™ Relying Party (OpenID Connect/OAuth 2.0 Client) implementation for Node.js. - GitHub - panva/node-openid-client: OpenID Certified™ Relying Party (OpenID Connect/OAuth 2.0 Client) ...

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1513058761631576067

At least it wasn't a knife.

Daniel Pomfret 🎮 (@Danomanic)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 08:08 +0000

The face of a man who regrets asking if he can help with dinner

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 04:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1512907176511221771

if you're a non-binary girl you can use the first restroom and if you're a non-binary boy you can use the second

Chuck's Feed & Seed (pending sale to Sneed) (@DrUnicornPhD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:37 +0000

There’s a woman being held on $500k bail, facing ‘murder charges’ for an ‘illegal abortion’ in Texas right now. Let that sink in…

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 23:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1512799397058293765

“See, bosses take a bit of my *surplus labor value*, which is also taking some of my production away from me, it’s just not quantified in any way so I like it better. I’m sure it’s less than that union was taking.”

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:44 +0000

orange website classics like "here is my anecdote about why I dislike unions (the union got me higher pay)"

Katelyn Gadd (@antumbral)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:27 +0000

I think billionaires should pay throttlingly burdensome taxes, not to improve society, but because it makes them sad.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 08:52 +0000

Changeable message sign dropping wisdom and shade on drivers.

Tim Papandreou (@tpap_)Tue, 08 Oct 2019 02:57 +0000

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 18:41 +0000

The Kat Dennings Effect: when an otherwise mid piece of media is made exponentially better by simply having Kat Dennings in it

irregular dad (@Pilnok)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 04:23 +0000

`accent-color` is now supported in all modern browsers 🎉🎨 One line of code enables you to style previously-hard-to-access form controls like checkboxes and radio buttons body { accent-color: hotpink; } Works really nicely with the `color-scheme` property too!

una.css 👩🏻‍💻🇺🇦 (@Una)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 21:33 GMT

I have a reputation among my friends for telling it like it is about pregnancy and birth I remember one friend asking me not to be honest and six weeks post birth saying “why didn’t you tell me?” Pregnancy isn’t something you “bounce back” from

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To all of the women coming to my office understandably enraged that nobody told them their vaginas could fall out from having babies: I am so sorry that for so long the patriarchy was scared of what you would do with that information.

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD, FACOG (@jfitzgeraldMD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:45 +0000

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 06:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/genehack/status/1512977843633983491

I really want to have these made now.

Big Structural Rage (@craftgasm)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:46 +0000

To all of the women coming to my office understandably enraged that nobody told them their vaginas could fall out from having babies: I am so sorry that for so long the patriarchy was scared of what you would do with that information.

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD, FACOG (@jfitzgeraldMD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:45 +0000

Today is the anniversary of my first release (v0.1.0) and I'm celebrating by posting v1.0.0! 🎉🥳🤩 github.com/jreleaser/jrel…

JReleaser (@jreleaser)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 06:06 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:02 +0000