Anyone else feel like they’re being gaslit into thinking the pandemic is over? I mean, COVID is still out there right? It didn’t vanish overnight, right?

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 15:05 GMT

I stan a woman who can turn technical jargon into something easily understood by non-techies.

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Wanting to get into cyber? Remember that non-technical roles are just as valid as technical roles 👏 I shared this viewpoint on LinkedIn last week and got lambasted by m3n telling me I don't work in cyber because I "just work in sales"... Well I have some news, fellas...

𝙾𝙶 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚠 𝙷𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛🇺🇦 💛 (@amysw_sec)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 12:13 GMT

Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:37 GMT

Why do so many technical founders like project forks? Because they’re stakeholders

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:19 GMT

Disabled people don’t exist to be morality lessons. It’s not our job to teach you how to be a good person out of pity for us. If that’s what you take away from interacting with disabled people, I suggest you take a good, long, hard look in the mirror and figure out why.

Wonder Cripple ♿️ (@wonder_cripple)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 02:47 GMT

I’m so excited to share that I’m joining the @Polywork Polynauts Advisor program 🎉 Here’s why 👇 I’ve *loved* the Polywork platform since I first signed up! It's been complimentary to my online presence and connected me with some awesome folks. youtu.be/fvrIhpXE2sQ

Pauline P. Narvas 🌻💙💛 (@paulienuh)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 22:42 GMT

WAIT SOME OF YOU CANT HEAR SONGS IN YOUR HEAD?????

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it’s really crazy that there’s no voice or sound in some people’s heads 😭 if i’m not talking to myself in there a song is on loop

amanda (@amandabb__)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 20:59 GMT

🦇 Lichlings (@Lichlings)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:37 GMT

We literally change time twice a year you can change pronouns

river indiana 3/25 & 3/26 butcher 🤠 (@rivbutcher)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 20:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/yongfook/status/1503577272418435078

every ffmpeg flag is a business waiting to happen and the HN crowd will never see it

shawn swyx wang (@swyx)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:12 GMT

out of context hacker news (@hnnocontext)Mon, 28 Feb 2022 12:29 GMT

Nobody: Hacker News: why does <thing> exist as a paid product when you can achieve the same for free by using <several obscure open source tools>

Jon Yongfook (@yongfook)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 03:42 GMT

“Hi Tim, we’re looking for an URGENT hire as an X engineer. Just send over a resume, take these tests, pass all 27 interviews and in 6 months you could be working here.” “Tim, what would you say your biggest strength is?” “I know the definition of the word “urgent”?” 🤷‍♂️

tim myers | Chief “Petty” Officer (@denvercoder)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:54 GMT

people should be less mad about gas prices and more mad that they can’t live in their cities without relying on cars

sam 🍊🏳️‍🌈 (@lj_sam_)Sun, 06 Mar 2022 01:39 GMT

Ok free business idea, a cocktail bar where all the drinks are named the same as AWS offerings. And priced as such. Easiest expense report ever, easiest profit ever, win win

Denise Yu 💉💉 (@deniseyu21)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 05:11 GMT

Did y'all know that a lot of white people don't have the cultural concept of "real talk"? You know where you stop saying the diplomatic thing and tell people what's really going on. They just don't have it. You try to have a moment of "real talk" and they freak the fuck out.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 03:09 GMT

"you'll be more conservative when you're older" "you'll have more of a piss fetish when you're older" yeah,... okay grandpa

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 05:31 GMT

Boys check the media tab girls check the likes tab

Spicy B😘i™️🧃 (@HeWhoIsSpicy)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 20:59 GMT

You’re not “agile” you’re just microdosing JIRA

Jules Glegg 🏳️‍⚧️ (@heyjulesfern)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 06:54 GMT

The plural of regex is regrets

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 20:29 GMT

Turns out reading the docs is better than just logging every other line 💫

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 16:47 GMT

Screen readers in Slack just got a bigger boat! Use JAWS, or another favorite screen reader, and play back any of your last 10 messages at the click of a button. 🦈 #changelog

Slack (@SlackHQ)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 19:38 GMT

Am I perfect? No. But do I try my best and keep a positive attitude? Also no.

Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere)Wed, 03 Jan 2018 16:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/Sp4ghettiCode/status/1503330850859016193

That said, please don't send me your code that isn't working. I'm not offering that sort of help at the moment I have enough of my own code that isn't working to keep me busy 😉😅

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 11:24 GMT

Been thinking a lot recently about how lucky I was to have had some excellent mentors and some solid advice whilst I was finding my feet as a junior developer I love that Twitter gives us all a platform to learn and pass that advice forward

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 11:22 GMT

Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I slowly shift meals by 15 minutes at a time for two weeks in a ritual that is both mystifying and infuriating for him.

s. e. smith (@sesmith)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 03:56 GMT

My Work Doesn’t Define Me, but Only Because I’m Not Succeeding at It Right Now: ow.ly/v89s50IhWXU

Reductress (@Reductress)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 19:00 GMT

evolution of Batman

Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 23:00 GMT

Russian tank asking for belly rubs

Pieter Van Ostaeyen (@p_vanostaeyen)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:19 GMT

Hi, tank expert here. This isn't "cute" or "heartwarming". Tanks only do this when they are VERY DISTRESSED

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Russian tank asking for belly rubs

Pieter Van Ostaeyen (@p_vanostaeyen)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 17:19 GMT

CHADLOG.md (@clybrg)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 20:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/RichardJMurphy/status/1502671584129171459

So, let’s summarise where we are in this table:

Richard Murphy (@RichardJMurphy)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 15:43 GMT

This thread, but this, right here, is the killer.

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https://twitter.com/RichardJMurphy/status/1502671584129171459

So, let’s summarise where we are in this table:

Richard Murphy (@RichardJMurphy)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 15:43 GMT

Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 07:28 GMT

My rapist got sentenced today… I don’t know how to explain what I’m feeling exactly, but for the first time in a long time I finally feel free.

Love, Whitney 🌿 (@WhitneyCorena)Sat, 12 Mar 2022 03:13 GMT

Chris Hemsworth's chest radius is bigger than my dining room table man wtf

High King Pilnok (@Pilnok)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 19:15 GMT

(alcohol) Sometimes forgetting something in the cupboard pays off. I had a bottle of Delirium Rouge from my January 2020 trip to Belgium I still hadn’t drunk, and it turns out the cherries bottle fermented. Less sweet, tarter, and a whole lot boozier.

Misty (@mistydemeo)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 19:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/silvergelpen/status/1503021579877371904

She is so comfy making biscuits on my robe but I gotta get up and make breakfast 🥺

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 15:05 GMT

My sweet beautiful lady cat is getting older and now drools sometimes when she's real happy and content and it's pretty cute

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 14:54 GMT