when you come out as trans your doctor makes you pick one of three starting names and then you have to battle other girls to get a cooler, higher level name

|a|melia in the claws of light🏳️‍⚧️ (@zenospairofdocs)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 11:36 GMT

it's a skylight kevin

No Context Grand Designs (@ukgranddesigns)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 10:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/KatyCodesStuff/status/1504047077562765313

I’ll just leave this here…

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another day, another tweet begging you guys to find another woke CEO to retweet whose ex-wife did not credibly accuse him of years of abuse including literally waterboarding her bloomberg.com/features/2015-…

Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 21:04 GMT

Chris Poole (@chrispoole)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 12:01 GMT

current status via amazing new mug from @honeybee_teddy

shelley (@codebytere)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 10:18 GMT

Right, anyone else feel this way? 🥴

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I could legitimately be blackmailed with that “I’m kt and I want a Monzo” video

kt (@ktanderton)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 16:27 GMT

Monzo (@monzo)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 10:53 GMT

I could legitimately be blackmailed with that “I’m kt and I want a Monzo” video

kt (@ktanderton)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 16:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/moriahmaney/status/1503785789033164801

one of my dad’s favorite stories was how he worked on space mountain and so this is making me extra emotional 🥺🥲

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 22:21 GMT

I have achieved my childhood dream of becoming a Disney princess (kinda). Later this month I will be starting my new position as a Senior Software Engineer @DisneyStreaming 🤩

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 17:30 GMT

Yehuda Katz (@wycats)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 06:09 GMT

In the age of everything being polished and perfect, this is me whenever I try to create *anything*. The final thing you see is often my attempt number 9129032. 😆 (Note: I swear here, sorry, I grew up here: 🇬🇧 Specifically Sheffield which is why I say "lav" 🤣)

Pauline P. Narvas 🌻💙💛 (@paulienuh)Fri, 04 Mar 2022 16:44 GMT

omg I am SHOCKED that covid cases are rising after restrictions and masks have been removed like this is CRAZY who could ever have predicted it

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:25 GMT

I took my husband's name because a) I was never that keen on my maiden name and b) my married name sounds like I should be Batman's girlfriend.

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But can we appreciate how bonkers it is that, in the 21st century, taking your husband's surname is still very much seen as the default, no-questions-asked option for married, heterosexual couples in UK (90% women do so)? Even among 18-30s, it's still 85% bbc.in/35RHxBX

Francesca Specter (@ChezSpecter)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 12:56 GMT

Nik Knight (@kninki)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 07:03 GMT

Give us a break omg twitter.com/invisib1ewoman…

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https://twitter.com/brondotcomputer/status/1503468515512274947

A man once apologized after getting to know me because he said he had underestimated my intelligence. He told me I shouldn't act like I'm more stupid than I am. I asked him to identify the behaviors that affected his perception of me. "Smiling a lot." I'm so tired.

anna (@Invisib1eWoman)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 18:34 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas 🌻💙💛 (@paulienuh)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 07:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/Invisib1eWoman/status/1503801717120397312

I had an ex who (once he actually got to know me) apologized for underestimating me like he was surprised I had any substance to me at all. He thought that was a compliment???

spore creature (@danixsunshine)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 19:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/brondotcomputer/status/1503468515512274947

A man once apologized after getting to know me because he said he had underestimated my intelligence. He told me I shouldn't act like I'm more stupid than I am. I asked him to identify the behaviors that affected his perception of me. "Smiling a lot." I'm so tired.

anna (@Invisib1eWoman)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 18:34 GMT

One of the weirdest things about being a friendly/emotive woman is when you're having a basic interaction with a man and you can FEEL him assuming you're stupid/naive - there's such a specific vibe in reaction to friendliness branded as feminine

Bron.com (@brondotcomputer)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 20:30 GMT

Thinking of how Trump had normal hair and didn’t overuse spray tan for one day in 2019, then we all forgot about it

Aidan Smith 📄🖊 (@aidan_smx)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 01:35 GMT

I don’t know how these people sleep at night.

Mark Tait (@marktait78)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 07:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/HaimantikaM/status/1503827539541708800

We follow the whole person. Be yourself, don’t split yourself. My twitter is tech, life, movies, memes, and Beyoncé.

Scott Hanselman 🇺🇦 (@shanselman)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 21:33 GMT

Easily the greatest thing I've seen today.

Samira Nadkarni (@SamiraNadkarni)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 04:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/vjoshuaadams/status/1503138954123653121

what is a shadow but a waluigi of the self

amy route zero (@dogspawnn)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 22:50 GMT

okay, I am asking this question in utter seriousness and I need answers: is there an academic way to say that one thing is the Wario of another thing? Like, the demonic version of that thing, but the two are inseparably linked?

Cari Hovanec (@CariHovanec)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 22:27 GMT

Just a PSA, if you see a stranger wearing a mask in public, you do not need to remind them they don’t have to wear a mask. We know. And we’re still masking. The reasons why may be different but we all know we are no longer required by the state to do so, ok? So you can hush now.

Sami Schalk (@DrSamiSchalk)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 22:20 GMT

... what the fuck

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 22:01 GMT

people in tech 🤝 my five year old stickers as currency

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 18:55 GMT

No money for the uninsured. Plenty of money for weapons.

jordan (@JordanUhl)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 16:23 GMT

I'm thrilled to announce the release of part 1 of my Java 17 course! 🎉 This course provides a comprehensive overview of Java basics, decision and repetition structures, methods, and objects. There's lots of examples and some fun independent challenges! linkedin.com/learning/java-…

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 18:52 GMT

I love the idea that ADHD is a made-up condition that people simply use as an excuse to get away with being lazy bc lol oh you mean the thing that's never once gotten me out of trouble & made me lose like 8 jobs? Ahhh oh no you uncovered my extremely useless 30+yr grift

roo (@MorganFailchild)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 00:04 GMT

Looking at pics from the Mister Global pageant's national costume round and once again the Southeast Asians are BRINGING the drama, omg

XIRAN 🌻 (@XiranJayZhao)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 06:08 GMT

Thinking about this tweet today. 😅

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I was in favour of space exploration until I realised what it'd mean for date time libraries

Joe Wright (@joe_jag)Thu, 11 Sep 2014 12:54 +0000

Bridget Kromhout (@bridgetkromhout)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 19:56 GMT

I was in favour of space exploration until I realised what it'd mean for date time libraries

Joe Wright (@joe_jag)Thu, 11 Sep 2014 12:54 +0000

I'm putting (not satanic) on all my eBay listings now.

Mean Old Daddy (@joemuggs)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:46 GMT

My "not satanic" eBay listing has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my eBay listing.

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I'm putting (not satanic) on all my eBay listings now.

Mean Old Daddy (@joemuggs)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:46 GMT

Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1503758779619360773

just don’t google programmer socks

vї korbes (@veekorbes)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1503672772580544519

OpenCollective or GitHub Sponsors prepaid card so I can fund open source maintainers.

Liran Tal | Developer Security 💜 (@liran_tal)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 12:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1503672772580544519

A day of peace, all to myself, without anyone needing anything from me.

Trisha Gee (@trisha_gee)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:21 GMT

What do you live for? What gets you out of bed in the morning? (That isn't related to work).

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1503672772580544519

thigh highs

vї korbes (@veekorbes)Tue, 15 Mar 2022 12:15 GMT