Your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you — these are actual PC game screenshots!

Unreal Engine (@UnrealEngine)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:00 +0000

🎉Washington will require all job postings to have salary band information posted on them on January 1, 2023. Colorado has faced exclusion from software jobs because of this law, but good luck doing the same for coveted Google, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Apple engineers.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:09 +0000

Will u accept his quest

marina 🕊☭ 4/7 🎂 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:10 +0000

I got into Oxford for a Msc degree. Me, the poor, awkward kid from Romania. 😭😭😭😭 Let’s GOOOO!!! P.S not an April Fools, just something I worked towards for the past year.

ingrid.e 💙💛 (@opinionatedpie)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:24 +0000

OH: “You’re good at CI/CD”. Response: “Saying I'm good at CI/CD is like saying I'm good at wearing pants. Why aren't the rest of you wearing pants?”

Bryan Finster (@BryanFinster)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 10:19 +0000

AWS Lambda Layer with node-canvas and its dependencies packaged, provides a Cairo backed Mozilla Web Canvas API implementation - GitHub - charoitel/lambda-layer-canvas-nodejs: AWS Lambda Layer with...

Too real.

muteki (@muteki_rtw)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 17:14 +0000

Merging hackSheffield with Comp Soc is something I had considered proposing for a couple years now, but it’s sad that it’s something we’ve been forced to do due to lack of committee interest. I can’t thank the society enough for all the opportunities and friends it led me to. twitter.com/hacksheffield/…

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hackSheffield Society is dissolving👋 After our AGM last April, our committee was missing several essential positions, and at the start of this academic year, we were once again unable to fill them all at our EGM. (1/3)

hackSheffield (@hackSheffield)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:43 +0000

Jen 🌵 (@JenOllett)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 11:12 +0000

WARNING: This commercial contains false information and dirty lies about Duo the owl by an "injury attorney" named Peter Francis Menchetti. Please don’t watch this video – and whatever you do, for the love of Duo, DO NOT TEXT OR CALL 781-STOP-OWL. We will be fighting this.

Duolingo (@duolingo)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 11:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1509847073667096578

Your children aren’t your children. They’re actors! It’s a long con! Joke’s on you! You think you’re at home right now? Your house is a series of shipping containers! We have been broadcasting the hilariousness since the day you were born! April Fool’s! You fool!

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 11:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1509849526789619717

Ha ha, you absolute fool! Surprise! You’re the last human left alive! I’m just an algorithm! All the people you know are simply artifacts of a diseased alien spreadsheet! You exist in this illusion to entertain ancient star-beings! April Fool’s, you fucking goon! Ha ha ha!

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 11:22 +0000

Stay frosty, my friends, for today is the day of LIES and FUCKERY. Trust nothing! Not even this! Not even yourself! Who even are you? I don’t know! Nobody does! That’s how much fuckery is afoot!

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:55 +0000

2022 is the Year of the Hoodie. Thanks @openuk_uk!

Liz Rice (@lizrice)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:53 +0000

Alright Stackoverflow can fuck right off with today's April fools. Warning folks, your first time on SO today is going to have a disorienting text effect applied. You can disable it at the bottom of the window.

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/Deliveroo/status/1509757450546606082

Whilst we feel this is a crime, we've got a new kid on the block, welcome the #PotPizza - thoughts @Deliveroo ?

Papa Johns UK (@PapaJohnsUK)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:15 +0000

If you've ever wondered how you are supposed to react when you find out someone you know is trans and has transitioned, remember that Star Trek taught us exactly how.

Matthew Simpson (@SmatthewAF)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:22 +0000

Happy national "everything just got more expensive and we get paid less" day

Karl (@karlstoney)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 06:00 +0000

My main takeaway from this fun fact is that I need better friends. 👀 twitter.com/uberfacts/stat…

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In 1956, Harper Lee's friends gave her a full year's salary for Christmas so that she could take a year off from work to write Lee used that time to write "To Kill A Mockingbird" and sold more than 40 million copies

UberFacts (@UberFacts)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 04:31 +0000

Tiya Sircar (@tiyasircar)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 06:13 +0000

In 1956, Harper Lee's friends gave her a full year's salary for Christmas so that she could take a year off from work to write Lee used that time to write "To Kill A Mockingbird" and sold more than 40 million copies

UberFacts (@UberFacts)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 04:31 +0000

I need everyone to know that @amazonlabor is currently winning its union vote. This is quite possibly one of the most historic moments in modern history.

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 20:55 +0000

TikTok Scraper. Download video posts, collect user/trend/hashtag/music feed metadata, sign URL and etc. - GitHub - drawrowfly/tiktok-scraper: TikTok Scraper. Download video posts, collect user/tren...

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1484057552992223239

Begging my fellow linux dorks to move on from our 2 jokes that have not been grounded in reality for like twenty years

eevee (@eevee)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 07:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/tpope/status/1484242065718493187

i am going to have an aneurysm

eevee (@eevee)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:25 GMT

louder for the folks in the back (they can't hear because they haven't gotten sound working on linux)

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Begging my fellow linux dorks to move on from our 2 jokes that have not been grounded in reality for like twenty years

eevee (@eevee)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 07:13 GMT

Tim Pope (@tpope)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:10 GMT

i have decided i am tired of the stupid dance where you type out #!/usr/bin/env bash and then save and reload the file to detect the file type github.com/tpope/vim-eunu…

Tim Pope (@tpope)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:42 +0000

🥳 @GDSTeam were testing the changes from my latest blog within an hour of its release. That's an impressive setup. #Java #AWSLambda github.com/alphagov/di-au…

Mark Sailes (@MarkSailes3)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:52 +0000

Me as an IC: I wish I was involved in more decisions Me as an EM: Please, I'm so tired of making decisions

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 00:14 +0000

This is so inspiring: GOV.UK really sweating the details here on performance, removing 32KB of jQuery for a ~5-10% improvement on various metrics for low-powered devices twitter.com/therealnooshu/…

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🧵As I mentioned last week GOV.UK removed jQuery as a dependency for all frontend apps, meaning 32 KB of minified & compressed JS was removed. So let's see what difference this has made for users by examining our RUM data. Thread will mainly focus on JS CPU time.

Matt Hobbs v2.0 💉💉💉💉 (@TheRealNooshu)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 11:05 +0000

Simon Willison (@simonw)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:53 +0000

🧵As I mentioned last week GOV.UK removed jQuery as a dependency for all frontend apps, meaning 32 KB of minified & compressed JS was removed. So let's see what difference this has made for users by examining our RUM data. Thread will mainly focus on JS CPU time.

Matt Hobbs v2.0 💉💉💉💉 (@TheRealNooshu)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 11:05 +0000

If you’re a developer working on this quit your job.

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a school library system vendor has "begun working on" the ability to automatically notify parents when their kids check a book out of the school library and to allow parents to prevent kids their kids from checking out books on certain topics. this..............sucks twitter.com/yo_bj/status/1…

Talya Cooper (@talya_cooper)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:40 +0000

Sacha Judd (@sachajudd)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:41 +0000

It's "Quiet Week" at @forem, meaning no meetings. To my delight, it has also meant gifs to communicate this in our internal team Forem. 😅

Ben Halpern (@bendhalpern)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 15:27 +0000

GDS is leading the digital transformation of the UK government.

https://twitter.com/JavaScript/status/1509344065992724487

I interpret that as a threat, but others assure me that it is in fact a Promise.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:55 +0000

Hey @QuinnyPig someone told me you are a huge fan of #JavaScript

JavaScript (@JavaScript)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:37 +0000

What on God's flat earth is going on?! twitter.com/javascript/sta…

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Hey @QuinnyPig someone told me you are a huge fan of #JavaScript

JavaScript (@JavaScript)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:37 +0000

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:55 +0000

Web2

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What’s something people think is boring but you know is secretly incredibly interesting?

anildash (@anildash)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:47 +0000

Joyce Park (@troutgirl)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:25 +0000

I don't need anybody to try and make a fool out of me tomorrow. I already know I am so fuck off.

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:00 +0000

The Office of National Statistics has determined that suits are not "essential".

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:00 +0000

Your Wife Can Not Be Born In 1999

softwaregore (@softwaregorebot)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 14:42 +0000

Not to be that guy but I am the only person wearing a mask on the train. The Piccadilly line. Why would you want to suck raw Piccadilly breeze

Honey (@benegotherit)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:39 +0000

Fondly remembering the “when this pandemic is over I’m going to open a café with an event space and treat it a bit like a hackerspace” phase of the pandemic

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:40 +0000