I reassembled him

xbox (@willelnan)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:04 +0000

You signed up for a disabled kid when you consent to having children ok. I do NOT take kindly to fucking eugenics

♿ melobunii 🦻 (@MelobuniiP)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1495341563853086725

The pandemic changed us all. I guess I’m still coming to terms with evolving *from here* instead of desperately trying to return to who I was before and “pick up where I left off.” It’s ok if that process is tiny baby steps. Concluding this 🧵 w/ some good travel memories. 🌎✈️

Pauline P. Narvas 🏝🇮🇨 (@paulienuh)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 10:16 GMT

Big Ben’s £80,000,000 new look after five years hidden in scaffolding #BigBen

Aamir Haroon (@iamaamirharoon)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/stephondoestech/status/1510010259221487620

On the flip side of this nonsense, I know of a tech company (which promotes itself as "inclusive") who rejected a Black candidate for an eng leadership role because he was "too prepared/rehearsed" at the interview. Like WHAT????

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/UXWD87/status/1510009435694936064

Like I had to look to see if I was crazy. They rejected me for not being familiar with a package I co-authored, published, and occasionally still maintain. I…

Stephon Does Tech 👨🏾‍💻⚡️🇺🇦 (@stephondoestech)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:44 +0000

Y'all I can't with these discriminatory hiring practices. I was just rejected from a role for not being technical enough when I asked for more feedback was told it was a lack of familiarity with the technology they were using. I wrote the package they're using. Make it make sense

Stephon Does Tech 👨🏾‍💻⚡️🇺🇦 (@stephondoestech)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1510112496132124672

You rejected him because he did too well? How am I supposed to understand that as anything BUT racism?

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:49 +0000

This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:15 +0000

This is two daschunds in a trench coat

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This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:15 +0000

JD (@TheDonlon94)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:17 +0000

if u see this. let’s be friends, we met at the bar

cal? (@cal_gif)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 06:24 +0000

Back in high school, my friends and I experimented sexually. I was in the control group.

Sтяхшмхи 🌵 (@strxwmxn)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:09 +0000

Mario coming out of his well to shame mankind

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In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario briefly appears inordinately angry or annoyed every time he has to climb a ledge. This is usually hidden from the player due to the camera normally seeing Mario from behind when he climbs a ledge, but can be seen in Snapshot Mode.

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:53 +0000

🐱ri-Warui (@oleivarrudi)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:55 +0000

In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario briefly appears inordinately angry or annoyed every time he has to climb a ledge. This is usually hidden from the player due to the camera normally seeing Mario from behind when he climbs a ledge, but can be seen in Snapshot Mode.

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:53 +0000

I've gotten almost 40k comments on a TikTok comment, and I just want to know, WHEN DO THE NOTIFICATIONS END.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1509126747362672646

Pupdate:

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1509428406949232641

Pupdate 2:

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 08:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1510051495135301639

Never. I’m three years into a viral tweet and I still get notifications daily. 👀

Ashley Willis 🇺🇦 (@ashleymcnamara)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 02:58 +0000

when I was like 16 I tried to prank my mom on april fools by telling her I was pregnant and she said you have to have sex to get pregnant emma

Emma Berquist (@eeberquist)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:52 +0000

Amazon spent $4,200,000 to block this union. Four million two hundred thousand dollars.

Beloved, breathe. (@aisha1908)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

My long-suffering spouse was putting the kids in bed when I interrupted, "I need help, something's smoking in the bathroom!" He rushed in, followed by the kids—who were confused to find me crying w/ laughter. The kids neither knew what "smoking" meant nor why we were laughing 😂

Laura Hirsbrunner (@laura_hirsb)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:04 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/anderson_jon/status/1510119112025935876

I actually enjoy using Jira compared to a lot of other ticketing systems... but man it is SO EASY to make miserable to use, even internally. Where team A has a workflow entirely unique compared to team B. Epics are hidden on some screens but not all. etc...

another feather in your lap (@anderson_jon)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:02 +0000

Someone told me that I rock. So I replied, nah, I scissor. 😶

Instructor Florence Ashley (@ButNotTheCity)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/saronyitbarek/status/1510117187570192386

jira is insanely configurable which means the setup at company A will be entirely different from company B. You can absolutely make it sane and fine to use; but flows will almost certainly not translate between companies which means a lot of relearning

another feather in your lap (@anderson_jon)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:57 +0000

Mood...

👑 Alyssa Miller 🦄 (@AlyssaM_InfoSec)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 03:57 +0000

Ruby -> Go at the snap of your fingers. Contribute to redneckbeard/thanos development by creating an account on GitHub.

Sunshine (2007) boldly asks the question: "We all know seeing the true face of God will drive you mad; but what if you could see 3.1% of the true face of God?"

Cara (@caraesten)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1510127452848230405

that movie extremely holds up and I'm sad there isn't room for mid budget scifi anymore if your name isn't "Christopher Nolan"

Cara (@caraesten)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:31 +0000

The fact that in the last decade Martin Lewis has had to go from 'The guy who tells you who's doing two-for-one deals or how to get a good mortgage rate' to 'Here's what you can do to get emergency help to stop starving/freezing to death' speaks for itself.

Nick Pettigrew🇺🇦 (@Nick_Pettigrew)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:44 +0000

The dev.to April Fool's joke on the home page is going offline in a few hours, so check it out while you can. I made it myself and really had fun with it, so I want you to see it before it goes down. 😂

Ben Halpern (@bendhalpern)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:26 +0000

I made her car see-through for April Fools

Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:12 +0000

Patrick's Parabox - think outside the box in this mind-bending recursive puzzle game! Gameplay Video: youtube.com/watch?v=dXre35… Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/1260520/Pa… by #gamedev @clockworkpat #gaming #indiegames #indiedev #PatricksParabox

Alpha Beta Gamer (@gameralphabeta)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 22:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1509951455175708673

It still fucks me up that they thought buying a copy of a Dune manuscript made them own that content lmao

Jon Sterling (@jonmsterling)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:59 +0000

a small problem with the "code is law" bros is that they are completely wrong about how laws work and how code works and how society works and how cognition works and

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:50 +0000

PSA: number inputs have a `.valueAsNumber` property that you may find handy

Steve Sewell (@Steve8708)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 22:06 +0000

Part of being an adult is finding joy wherever you can. So go ahead and take your whole birthday week off.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:44 +0000

jeff bezos frantically googling "union on april fool's day legal or joke"

dante 🌹 (@videodante)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Kickingbricks/status/1509707729614610435

Captain Marvel isn't bad, but internet misogynists pushed the idea that it was the worst movie ever released just because it has a female lead. There is no valid reason to say that Captain Marvel is actually bad.

• (@JOSEPH_HAS_TWR)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:26 +0000

The best feeling ever is realizing you don't care anymore

Jess (@jesseniaabby)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 17:42 +0000

This is Kona. She's just so grateful that she found her forever human. Can't believe she gets to spend every day with her best friend. 14/10

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:59 +0000

Find someone who looks at you the way Kona looks at her human 🥺❤

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This is Kona. She's just so grateful that she found her forever human. Can't believe she gets to spend every day with her best friend. 14/10

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:59 +0000

Alissa 🌸 #KH20th Waiting Room (@lalexi3)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 01:04 +0000

Your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you — these are actual PC game screenshots!

Unreal Engine (@UnrealEngine)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:00 +0000