I’ve forgotten how to make new friends I think. I miss having a big, bustling social circle. And it just feels like everything has gotten smaller still in the past two years

kat (@zkat__)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:21 GMT

hey do you know how to make a javascript project in london? npm innit

sunil pai, inc. (@threepointone)Fri, 17 Dec 2021 19:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/dmsimard/status/1505262381609406467

You got lucky, this is what I got last year 😂

Ahmet (@elahmo)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 13:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/Swilua/status/1455216239853383680

Affect = Fuck around Effect = Find out

Jaqueline Kyle (@YesSumClever)Tue, 02 Nov 2021 13:18 GMT

Three years later and - yes - it turns out I *can* go 100% remote.

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https://twitter.com/Thayer/status/1108741998637445121

Sometimes it is the only way I can get work done. And sometimes it is weird not seeing another human apart from the Amazon delivery driver. But I love having the option. Not sure if I could go 100% remote.

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 21 Mar 2019 15:00 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 06:23 GMT

Just one of those moments where it’s worth it to be on here

Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland)Thu, 04 Nov 2021 16:17 GMT

Google is so aggressive about mining e-mail receipts for data to sell ads that Amazon no longer tells you what you bought in their emails, and now I honestly can’t tell which company is being the bigger asshole to customers.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 01:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1505477835426869249

Hi! I'm a man on Twitter. I see you've asked a question. I don't know the answer to it, nor do I have any experience or expertise. Let me reply to you with the first result I found on Google.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1504102564509401090

Hi! I'm a sanctimonious Twitter user who has been on this site since the days you could engage with it via SMS. I write tedious threads about how people don't understand how to engage in a complex media environment.

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1504102566350790657

Hi! I'm desperate for interaction. Please retweet if you agree with this incredible trite statement! I'm trying to show people something!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:34 GMT

men try to advise me

Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:04 GMT

Postman Pat to the theme of Magnum, PI

CuriousBritishTelly (@CuriousUkTelly)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:38 GMT

Can we stop with this "Why are people still wearing masks even after mandates have been dropped?” thing? Maybe they love the way an N95 gently cradles the contours of their face. Or maybe they're worried about still being in a GODDAMN PANDEMIC.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Fri, 18 Mar 2022 14:51 GMT

I tweeted this in 2019 & I remember it going viral with people telling me my wants were unrealistic.. yet here I am, a stay at home mom with a partner who loves/takes care of me.. wow, the way I literally manifested my life. 🤌🏽

goodaz. (@estyinthecity)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 01:26 GMT

New #Terraform wall decoration

Lucy Davinhart 🍓 (@LucyDavinhart)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1505317184821608451

Up almost 100 followers since posting this. Who knew shoving dicks in your face was good content? I shall keep this marketing tactic a secret and use it to my advantage.

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1505311632963956738

Executive decisions at Buttplug HQ: "Do I work on finishing the library version that's 2 months overdue, or do I punch myself in the face with dicks for numbers?"

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 22:55 GMT

what it’s actually like to be in the metaverse

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 22:21 GMT

“Men are just bigger and stronger” is a deeply cherished belief amongst the kind of man I have routinely reduced to tears by, like, accurately describing his actions

Jude "Pre-Order MAW in Paperback" Doyle (@byJudeDoyle)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 11:23 GMT

Join tonight for a new game I'm streaming, Black Mesa, a loving remake of Half Life 1! See you at 7 Pacific! twitch.tv/rkllz

Rachel Kelly 🌈 (@wholemilk)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:42 GMT

no one is mentioning PoP starring hugh grant and I am so disappointed youtu.be/xVkU8dDSC9w

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What is your favorite fictional song or artist from tv/film? A song that exists in the world of the show or movie, but not irl

Christian Tucci (@chrtucci)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:20 GMT

kf Fellows (@kf)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:52 GMT

ominous

alexandra (@bigmoodenergy)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 00:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/bigmoodenergy/status/1505342311437324292

"Open %1s App" If their location tracking is as good as their string interpolation, then you have nothing to worry about.

Naomi (@nayemem)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 01:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1505436628936019969

“Oh no they’re hot???!!” is a mood

kat (@zkat__)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 06:52 GMT

In "The Batman," they said Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered in October of 2001. Meaning if you go by release dates, it's possible they were leaving a screening of Zoolander when it happened

Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:23 GMT

Spotify, Riot, & AWS all gave me coding exercises I never come close to in my actual job. None of them handled my accommodations request very well (no live audience), either. I can count on one hand the “good” interview processes I’ve had. Most interview processes are daunting.

twitter.com/adamrackis/sta…

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We need to normalize sharing *good* stories about interviewing. Between AWS, Riot, Spotify and Citadel, I was never asked a single comp sci leetcode question. No quicksort, no red/black trees, etc. Plenty of coding, but absolutely nothing you’d need to prepare for. twitter.com/hussien_coding…

Adam Rackis (@AdamRackis)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 16:33 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:36 GMT

I would never let a philosopher bother me. “let us imagine a trolley”. no i don’t have to do that

Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 20:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/daniel_m_lavery/status/1505277604517007366

"What if you were in a cave watching shadows on the wall?" I'm not. Easy, next question

Beccas can't be choosers (@YetUnrealised)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 03:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/daniel_m_lavery/status/1505277604517007366

"what if..." What if the exact opposite of that buddy. What then.

genericname467 (@genericname467)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 04:30 GMT

Here it is: The perfect headline

Sarah Pappalardo (@yourpappalardo)Sat, 16 Sep 2017 14:06 +0000

Having a written step in engineering interview processes is becoming more common, especially with remote/async work. Typically along the line of write a few paragraphs answering one or two questions. Eg Amazon does this for EMs. But this below is way over the top. 👇

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/r/linux: This was the first step in the interview process at Canonical - I withdrew my application. old.reddit.com/r/linux/commen…

☁David Moreau-Simard (@dmsimard)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:18 GMT

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 12:44 GMT

light mode💖 vs dark mode🖤 #coderClaws edition 💅🏻⌨️✨

Rebecca Gold 💅🏻👩🏼‍💻🔮 (@RebeccaSGold)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 05:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1505292742993321993

you know what else we might try eating?

molly conger (@socialistdogmom)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 23:32 GMT

Ok but we looked good tho. (And he danced his first second line!)

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 06:27 GMT

when you realize that gender and attraction aren't concrete, you realize orientation is also fucking weird and ill-defined.

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 06:50 GMT

My oil painting of sweet & sour shrimp

Noah Verrier (@NoahVerrier)Thu, 17 Mar 2022 12:23 GMT

If cancel culture exists why do we always have to hear from people who have been cancelled.

Alex Fitzgerald (@alxfitzgerald)Fri, 18 Mar 2022 17:57 GMT

My new jam

Medusa (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 20:32 GMT

For the extremely dedicated pentester

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1505212936683495429

Thank you, 660 people who agree I make horrible decisions you're real ride or die

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1505212823445594117

This tweet was a horrible decision

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:01 GMT

Mario on a Mario Kart with Mario Wheels throwing Marios Mondays: twitch.tv/Lythero

Lythero 🎮 (@Lythero)Tue, 08 Mar 2022 01:57 GMT

The beauty of polyamory from a place of abundance rather than deficit, when you're completely contented in one relationship, is it means you can open yourself up without fear of rejection and you can share the overflowing love without expectation which is freeing for others.❤️

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 13:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/tessacooper5/status/1502996034162774016

Also I know lots of people get a lot of judgement for #polyamory from monogomous people so I wanted to share some comments from monogomous friends and family recently ❤️

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 13:22 GMT