https://twitter.com/june_inez/status/1510606207110848522

You do realize that cis people have pronouns too, right? I’m a cis woman and I have pronouns of her/she.

ToriBell (@frocksoffantasy)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 23:56 +0000

What’s worse for our mental health, wearing masks or knowing that 90% of everyone around you doesn’t care if you die.

Zoe Whittall (@zoewhittall)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 15:55 +0000

Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox? Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.

Alenora (@spunkyturnip)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 17:04 +0000

guy: I … just … don’t know what type of guy I am therapist: that’s okay! that’s what the wheel is for

monstera adansonii (@yournerdyfriend)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 17:08 +0000

Why do i have to sign in to a website to scan a document from my scanner that is attached via USB to my computer

Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 20:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1510714008726294534

not a single reply telling me to "full stop" smh

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 21:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1510713419980177410

i am so sorry

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1510713472568356864

anyways, here's hoping all your periods are *punctual*

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 20:21 +0000

bleeding from your vagina? that’s a period. bleeding from your anus? that’s a colon.

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 20:18 +0000

Happy little dumpster fires…

Chris Short (He/Him/His) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 14:02 +0000

⭐️ I wrote another thing! ⭐️ It's a markdown transformer that converts a web address into a beautiful website preview, much like Twitter does. It's built on @kentcdodds remark-embedder/core and uses @selbekk Open Graph Ninja API cc: @MichaelDeBoey93 github.com/donavon/transf…

west, donavon west | jsmerch.dev (@donavon)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 13:45 +0000

all cats are just little babies, regardless of age

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 14:11 +0000

Well Kevin just escaped from my garden. Scariest moment of my life- I live on a main road! The boy really just dug under my fence and went “I’m freeee” Luckily I caught him after doing a, quite frankly amazing power dive but I do not need this kind of adrenaline in my life

Laura J Hyatt (@LauraJHyatt)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 13:08 +0000

I promise that if you want people to know about an atrocity that's happened, you can do so without sharing pictures of dead bodies on the TL with thousands of people 💞

Cara (@caraesten)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 14:30 +0000

I'm debating if I include, like, ten seconds of a music video clip's audio in an upcoming video and thought I'd check what the official policy is on fair use. They provide a video to explain that, which has been apparently blocked for a copyright claim, so I can't watch it

Talen Lee (@Talen_Lee)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 13:37 +0000

Not covid, nor depression will stop me from being a runner again! 🏃‍♀️🏅#fuckcovid

Daniela Petruzalek (@danicat83)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 14:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/1495127051438895104

Standplaats Krakow (@Standplaats_KRK)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 22:07 GMT

Just back from a holiday in Cyprus. Amazing to see how well the NHS vaccine QR code worked. Every museum, restaurant, bar, and hotel we went to scanned it - and it worked 100% of the time. Most places also verified that the name it displayed matched our passports.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 07:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/jillyid/status/1510410478161481733

I remember it well, because i was there (im just out of frame) and i find it amusing. At the time that it happened we all joked "one day they'll make it look like someone else is being shot and it will confuse old people." And here we are. So please think before you tweet.

Charles (@CharlesWagen)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:31 +0000

Steve Harvey Oswald

bolty (@AmbJohnBoIton)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1510417824296095746

sorry Jill I blocked you for being a fucking dipshit

bolty (@AmbJohnBoIton)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:46 +0000

this is, genuinely, me

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obsessed with the person who was playing heads up at the club yesterday

vero (@thenyjew)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 22:46 +0000

Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:33 +0000

Manifestos should be legally binding because how can you openly promise people the World to get into power just to take it all back??? 🤡🤡🤡 #Conservatives

Jess Davies (@_JessicaDavies)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 15:37 +0000

It's the ghost of all the immigrant contract workers that died building the stadium

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The official mascot of the 2022 World Cup 🏆

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:35 +0000

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance (@FalconryFinance)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:44 +0000

They want £260 for an open return York to London, nearly 50 days in advance,to accept this as normal, this country has lost its mind

Hol (@__holl)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:00 +0000

Look, JK Rowling is going to be JK Rowling. Her voice is loud and her views are awful. But we can keep telling stories of happy trans kids. Like mine, who came out at age 11 to love & support, received affirming care, and is now 19-year-old college grad with a bright future.

Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox (@MavenOfMayhem)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 00:14 +0000

Financial services company that requires MFA (multi-factor authentication) via SMS messages to login to their website just let me change my MFA phone number without any verification that I have access to either the old or new phone number. #HeadDesk #StupidSecurityTricks

Ben 🌻 (@QualityFrog)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 09:21 +0000

One thing I do not like on all social media platforms is that people take others' work for granted. Why is so hard to give credit? A retweet instead of stealing the joke, a share, and a tag? Laziness is not an excuse. Photo @austinkleon's book: Share your work

ioana 👩‍💻🦊✨ (@ioana_cis)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 08:11 +0000

Many users report problems that are difficult to reproduce. If we instead log all keystrokes and send periodically (I chose every hour) to Google's free telemetry endpoint, we can dramatically incr...

https://twitter.com/fuckyouiquit/status/1510042249844854788

It's an inappropriate April Fool's joke by a supervisor. As an employer, the worst prank I might pull is this (stolen meme), though arguably, luring people in with the promise of Krispy Kreme and giving veggies sticks may cause a mutiny.

Cashus Klayton (@CashusKlayton)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

A big mistake a lot of students make in my opinion is going to uni and getting grades, and that's it. If you're here on Twitter, blogging, contributing to open source projects, and networking, you're already one step ahead in finding success.

Lou (@lovelacecoding)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 06:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/osutein/status/1510324221326594058

Same goes for Skullduggery Pleasant

Vergobret (@YourDudeAedus)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:49 +0000

DRACULA rules for the same reason HIS DARK MATERIALS does, because Stoker and Pullman both understood that the key to any great novel is inexplicably having a single Texan character.

Austin Gilkeson (@osutein)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 18:32 +0000

I just participated in my first "Swarm testing" session. The big idea: Get a group of people together, and try to break the app in a pre-release environment. We used different users, browsers, phones, and screen readers. We discussed and logged bugs. It was quite insightful!

Cory House (@housecor)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:14 +0000

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Review: HP’s smallest laser printer – M140w + Linux set up shkspr.mobi/blog/2022/04/r…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 11:35 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 07:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/AraquelBloss/status/1510491375384543232

Im going to he honest here you would seem a lot more credible if you guys just admitted that trans people can pass sometimes like you could still have a cohesive reason for not liking trans people without having to cling to this really weird cope

Womenlover (@Womenlover420)Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:41 +0000

“He says what all of us are thinking” That ought to give you chills for a lifetime.

twitter.com/ronfilipkowski…

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Woman at Trump rally today is asked why she loves Trump: “He’s honest. He’s a Christian. He’s anti-abortion, and he calls it like it is. He says what all of us are thinking.”

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:06 +0000

Melissa Jo Peltier (@MelissaJPeltier)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1510227577717215236

They struggle on dating apps because they put Harry Potter references in their profiles to drop a hint they're phobic, meaning they have a Harry Potter reference in their dating app profile.

Juliana🦕 (@supersensuel)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:32 +0000

if i was a cis lesbian i would simply go get some bitches instead of seething online about the existence of people i do not want to date

jenny_tightpants_ (@halomancer1)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1510227577717215236

imagine talking about how trans lesbians are all ugly hairy agp men in dresses or whatever and still getting fewer bitches than them

jenny_tightpants_ (@halomancer1)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/GraceRandolph/status/1509662988743102468

Can't really get behind on JK supporting the Gs when she's real busy taking a dump on the Ts. It's a pass for me.

carlOs ):)🥬 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇹🇪🇺🇬🇧 (@TheRightSideofC)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 22:56 +0000

The Birdcage was number 1 in box office sales for the first three weeks after its debut in 1996 twitter.com/gracerandolph/…

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#SecretsOfDumbledore was absolutely charming & probably the first mainstream LGBT romance Hollywood has made. #JudeLaw was fantastic

Grace Randolph (@GraceRandolph)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 22:44 +0000

Ecce_Homosexual (@Ecce_Homosexual)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 23:53 +0000