in hindsight mad that we had to wear masks in the underground (a hole in the ground with literally no ventilation) for what 10 months total and that’s it but somebody planted 1 little bomb in 2005 and we still haven’t gotten the trash bins back from that

laura (@freezydorito)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:54 +0000

looking for a woman that likes to suck but not swallow i need her to help me siphon gas

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 06:16 +0000

You know what? I'm going to put some TRANS JOY on the TL today. Here's a bunch of things that have been going great for me as a trans person so y'all can remember it's actually a gift. #TransJoy

Ro Salarian (@rosalarian)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Simon_Whitten/status/1507663627704274949

When you’re used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

Lucas Hood (@nickc909returns)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 12:30 GMT

I'm drunk and this donut is really freaking me out why is it looking at me like that

Elina 💫 (@ina__el)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 22:36 GMT

"Nice to meet you, Rose - Run for your life!" 💥 17 years ago today the Ninth Doctor met Rose Tyler, took on the Autons and began a whole new era of adventures - and #DoctorWho returned to TV!

Doctor Who: Eve of the Daleks (@bbcdoctorwho)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:00 GMT

March 2020: oh no March 2022: oh no with snacks

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 03:24 GMT

Stop making podcasts about news and discourse and history. We have enough of those. Stop. We get it. How about a podcast where guests come on and talk about their pets, their quirks and treats and tricks. Learn about a new little guy every week.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:29 GMT

“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.” -flour companies

B. (@ArtLesb0)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 20:04 GMT

Chaotic Nightclub Photos (@ClubPhotos_)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:00 GMT

JUST IN: wanna see how powerful that EF-3 tornado in Jacksboro was? This is security footage taken as the tornado ripped through the gym at the high school. Absolutely wild. (@wfaa/@wfaaweather)

Matt Howerton (@HowertonNews)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 23:42 GMT

Rare treat. Coffee ice cream, chocolate with pretzels in it, and caramel. Terry the triceratops wants some.

biglesp (@biglesp)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:25 GMT

People questioning whether testing positive for a potentially deadly or disabling disease, keeping it a secret, and then showing up at an industry social gathering unmasked should be a career-ending offense and, yes. That person is almost certainly unsafe in numerous other ways.

Dana Fried (@leftoblique)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 17:37 GMT

Finally a monitor big enough to show java stack traces without wrapping

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:05 GMT

This is not how to behave in a community tech chat

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 14:53 GMT

One of my favorite things about the upcoming What If 2 (xkcd.com/whatif2) it is that it shows how questions from kids often lead to more catastrophic scenarios than questions from adults, even when the adults are clearly trying really hard to create catastrophic scenarios.

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1507784142712455169

Adults: “what if I put a nuclear bomb on a rocket and shot it at supersonic speeds into a volcano?” Kids: “what if I had a really, really big potato? Like 1000 miles wide.” The potato scenario is way more catastrophic!

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1507785907885289478

can someone please hire me so I can stop posting, this is hell

Amy (@lolennui)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:33 GMT

two types of software engineer

💖 the6p4c 🦈🦈🦈 (@the6p4c)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 06:15 GMT

I'm a big fan of trans women asserting we have periods because whether or not it's scientifically accurate or whatever it always makes the very worst kind of person obsessively irrationally frothing-at-the-mouth angry

Leah Tigers (@9BillionTigers)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 14:11 GMT

Being a good business person is really about being the best at exploitation. The best businesspeople have thrown ethics out the door and it’s rebranded as “genius” “innovative” “cost efficient” twitter.com/moreperfectus/…

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LEAKED EMAIL: Applebee’s franchise exec says that rising gas prices are great for business because the chain can offer workers lower wages. “Most of our employee base and potential employee base live paycheck to paycheck… the labor market is about to turn in our favor.”

More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 18:01 GMT

Glowja Cat✨• 🇭🇹 (@c0kahina)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:24 GMT

Tough but fair

AK Lingus (@aklingus)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 15:57 GMT

In today's lesson titled "don't roll your own auth". I just realized the "protected" part of my personal web app was just validating that the Yubikey OTP was a valid OTP not that it was a valid OTP for MY Yubikey.

Richard H. Boyd (@rchrdbyd)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1507750044358877188

3/ I’m sorry if this upsets my landlord friends, but I am beginning to feel what you do should be taxed so heavily it’s untenable as an industry. i’m fine with someone having one property. Maybe two. But we have to get back to basics and understand these are not investments.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:05 GMT

part of ~community~ is existing alongside people you don’t particularly like or care for, which is why so many of you are so bad at it

harm reduction hottie (@cuteandcanread)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 00:06 GMT

Catherine Lundoff (@clundoff)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/BeeBabs/status/1507735616355803147

I honestly feel if people were forced to look at people in real life and say the things they have the hubris to talk about on here despite not having any real knowledge to back it up they would realise how foolish they sound and I say "foolish" bc I am trying to be polite

Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 15:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1507705386765361153

I'm now seeing the reverse play out these days, as there's a worker shortage and those not given respect decide they don't have to put up with it. Our cleaner fired 25% of their clients and upon talking with them they were all ones treating them with no dignity.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:08 GMT

its so funny that jk rowling is doing the whole ‘reality doesnt care about your feelings’ angle with trans people when kings cross station built an entire fake platform for tourists based on her little books where she got the stations name wrong

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:06 GMT

Treating people around you with respect as like they are equals even when you're technically "above them" in a given context goes a long way. This goes for cleaning staff (e.g. at work or at home), contractors (when you're an employee or hiring them), restaurant staff and so on.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:05 GMT

Ok, Mr. Robot Season 3, Episode 5, is that a 20+ minute single tracking shot during a RIOT SCENE???!! What?!?!

Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:30 GMT

worlds smallest violin but it always makes me actually a bit sad when ppl ask for coding tips/coaching and this is to get in one of the highest paying job markets for the foreseeable future instead of to make a living out of doing fun computer beep bopping all day

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 09:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1507654425506160648

and i don’t mean to sound gatekeepy!!! go get that bag and i’m gonna do my best to help you!!! ours just i struggle giving advice besides ‘yeah im really into this so i just kinda kept going for very long’

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 09:44 GMT

I get a little annoyed with outsiders expressing bafflement or even amusement about the American health care system, so let me just walk you through what is actually a very simple process: 1/

Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JohnDiesattheEn)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 17:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/PoIitics4All/status/1507395503432122369

J.K. Rowling Rowling’s monthly tirade against trans people led to a devastating cancellation forcing J.K. to survive off her £800 million fortune & continuing book revenue.

Politics For All (@PoIitics4All)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 16:36 GMT

When JK Rowling sat in that cafe all those years ago, there’s no way she could have known she’d one day be endorsed by Vladimir Putin. Never give up on your dreams.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 14:37 GMT

It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in areas from transportation, to communication, to becoming a multi-planetary species. The kinds of projects I’m involved in…

Vladimir Putin defending JK Rowling is like that moment in your D&D game when you realize all of the bad guys have actually been working together from the beginning.

Erin, Trail Mom (@ErinInTheMorn)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 14:28 GMT

"I want to be on your lap, actually" (sound up for purrs)

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1507358229667450884

looking forward to the pictures. Also trying to figure out if we can call it a support dog @anna_hax so we can smuggle to office sometime

Shaun (@sdh100Shaun)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 19:10 GMT