bacon mimosas and apex legends

𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 (@H3KTlC)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 16:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/H3KTlC/status/1510296445961785357

bacon, mimosas*** 😅 sry I dont do grammar

𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 (@H3KTlC)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/acony_belle/status/1510115101373714575

fwiw here’s the bloomberg article that these articles reference bloomberg.com/features/2015-…

MARK.gbln (@basetwojesus)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:19 +0000

Periodic reminder that that “generous CEO” Dan Price dude waterboarded his ex-wife, because he is having far too good of a time on this website today

concerned parent 🌚 (@acony_belle)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:41 +0000

good morning my throat hurts and it's not from sucking dick this time 😔

🦇 Lichlings (@Lichlings)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:11 +0000

Nessie, uh, finds a way. 🦕 🎬: u/Nick77372

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1509987309457924102

they're allowed one (1) microsoft office word art tattoo as a treat

han ×͜× (@badblades)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1509987309457924102

Pls this is the obvious choice

Mads (She/Her) (@juicymuicyguicy)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 03:37 +0000

DÔÛG (@CannotHaveSex)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1509897301346635778

If we fooled you… April Fools! Huge shoutout to @darth for the phenomenal photoshop and to Herbert for letting us elongate him. You can follow him on IG at instagram.com/herbert.hotdog…

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 02:00 +0000

The "MIT No Attribution" (MIT-0) License. Contribute to aws/mit-0 development by creating an account on GitHub.

If you want to start ripping Oscars away from people who have displayed shitty behavior then there's about 100 white men that should go first. When Mel Gibson, Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski and Kevin Spacey get theirs taken, then we can talk. So tired of this bullshit.

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https://twitter.com/DrGJackBrown/status/1510037542820671489

That was my thought. I still think the fitting punishment would be to have his Oscar revoked.

Steve Kosareff (@steve_kosareff)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:11 +0000

Mrs Z ✌🏻❤🇺🇦 (@MissusZumwalt)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 10:38 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 12:06 +0000

We’ve all been through enough. Do. Not. Fuck. With. People.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 23:51 +0000

i left my chicken wings out while i was asleep so salsa would have her midnight snack and she wiped the bones clean and i keep forgetting she is an apex predator who simply prefers to nap instead of murdering me but can easily do both

shadow the hedgehog defender (@freezydorito)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 09:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1510192344682926083

a psychopath

shadow the hedgehog defender (@freezydorito)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 09:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jaimi_Shrive/status/1510201414387183618

Outliers: me & my wife who often forget to put any bin out

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 10:24 +0000

Two types of people in this world: 1. The neighbours who know which bin it is & put theirs out first 2. The neighbours who don’t, and rely on the organised neighbours every week

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 10:24 +0000

I reassembled him

xbox (@willelnan)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:04 +0000

You signed up for a disabled kid when you consent to having children ok. I do NOT take kindly to fucking eugenics

♿ melobunii 🦻 (@MelobuniiP)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1495341563853086725

The pandemic changed us all. I guess I’m still coming to terms with evolving *from here* instead of desperately trying to return to who I was before and “pick up where I left off.” It’s ok if that process is tiny baby steps. Concluding this 🧵 w/ some good travel memories. 🌎✈️

Pauline P. Narvas 🏝🇮🇨 (@paulienuh)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 10:16 GMT

Big Ben’s £80,000,000 new look after five years hidden in scaffolding #BigBen

Aamir Haroon (@iamaamirharoon)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/stephondoestech/status/1510010259221487620

On the flip side of this nonsense, I know of a tech company (which promotes itself as "inclusive") who rejected a Black candidate for an eng leadership role because he was "too prepared/rehearsed" at the interview. Like WHAT????

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/UXWD87/status/1510009435694936064

Like I had to look to see if I was crazy. They rejected me for not being familiar with a package I co-authored, published, and occasionally still maintain. I…

Stephon Does Tech 👨🏾‍💻⚡️🇺🇦 (@stephondoestech)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:44 +0000

Y'all I can't with these discriminatory hiring practices. I was just rejected from a role for not being technical enough when I asked for more feedback was told it was a lack of familiarity with the technology they were using. I wrote the package they're using. Make it make sense

Stephon Does Tech 👨🏾‍💻⚡️🇺🇦 (@stephondoestech)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1510112496132124672

You rejected him because he did too well? How am I supposed to understand that as anything BUT racism?

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:49 +0000

This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:15 +0000

This is two daschunds in a trench coat

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This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:15 +0000

JD (@TheDonlon94)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 14:17 +0000

if u see this. let’s be friends, we met at the bar

cal? (@cal_gif)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 06:24 +0000

Back in high school, my friends and I experimented sexually. I was in the control group.

Sтяхшмхи 🌵 (@strxwmxn)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:09 +0000

Mario coming out of his well to shame mankind

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In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario briefly appears inordinately angry or annoyed every time he has to climb a ledge. This is usually hidden from the player due to the camera normally seeing Mario from behind when he climbs a ledge, but can be seen in Snapshot Mode.

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:53 +0000

🐱ri-Warui (@oleivarrudi)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:55 +0000

In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario briefly appears inordinately angry or annoyed every time he has to climb a ledge. This is usually hidden from the player due to the camera normally seeing Mario from behind when he climbs a ledge, but can be seen in Snapshot Mode.

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:53 +0000

I've gotten almost 40k comments on a TikTok comment, and I just want to know, WHEN DO THE NOTIFICATIONS END.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1509126747362672646

Pupdate:

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1509428406949232641

Pupdate 2:

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 08:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1510051495135301639

Never. I’m three years into a viral tweet and I still get notifications daily. 👀

Ashley Willis 🇺🇦 (@ashleymcnamara)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 02:58 +0000

when I was like 16 I tried to prank my mom on april fools by telling her I was pregnant and she said you have to have sex to get pregnant emma

Emma Berquist (@eeberquist)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 17:52 +0000

Amazon spent $4,200,000 to block this union. Four million two hundred thousand dollars.

Beloved, breathe. (@aisha1908)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

My long-suffering spouse was putting the kids in bed when I interrupted, "I need help, something's smoking in the bathroom!" He rushed in, followed by the kids—who were confused to find me crying w/ laughter. The kids neither knew what "smoking" meant nor why we were laughing 😂

Laura Hirsbrunner (@laura_hirsb)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 00:04 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 04:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/anderson_jon/status/1510119112025935876

I actually enjoy using Jira compared to a lot of other ticketing systems... but man it is SO EASY to make miserable to use, even internally. Where team A has a workflow entirely unique compared to team B. Epics are hidden on some screens but not all. etc...

another feather in your lap (@anderson_jon)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 05:02 +0000

Someone told me that I rock. So I replied, nah, I scissor. 😶

Instructor Florence Ashley (@ButNotTheCity)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:14 +0000