https://twitter.com/davekarpf/status/1515798540806668290

Also Silicon Valley: “the future is going to built on distributed databases of jpeg receipts. It requires more computational power than several nation states. After we make a trillion dollars from this idea, we’ll fund some carbon offsets or something.”

dave karpf (@davekarpf)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 21:07 +0000

My problem is that i confused providing deep emotional support for my friends as building deep relationship with them. That’s why no friendship that ever began with me “showing up” for a person ended up lasting. We had nothing once they no longer needed help.

Breya Johnson (@TheBlackLayers)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 18:23 +0000

was thinking about the cost of transition. for me it was everything: home country, decade-long relationship, family, every last cent, and health too after all the surgeries (getting better!). everything in life is harder now, in every way. zero regrets. but boy that was a lot.

v körbes (@veekorbes)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 01:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1515880011537866757

Number of times I was sold “magic” beans that turned out just to be normal beans but it didn’t matter because I was able to imbue the beans with magic myself: 7-8

Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 02:40 +0000

MOS 8502 🇨🇦🇺🇦 (@MOS_8502)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 02:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/dougboneparth/status/1515757549596909570

I am a doctor that is my job

Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 18:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/kgreifeld/status/1515740332469755914

4 days but still first thing I thought of.

Chris Lazzaro (@FreedomFilmLLC)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 03:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/cheapsuperman/status/1515794128809992195

The duality of that man lol

Adrian A. Perez (@loose_shorts)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 21:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1515749211647754243

Could not have been a better alignment

Superman (@cheapsuperman)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 20:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/loose_shorts/status/1515808987777847304

Of any man tbh

Superman (@cheapsuperman)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 21:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/kgreifeld/status/1515740332469755914

Can you please speak to the danger of attending conferences and pretending things are normal publicly? The travel you did, the maskless gatherings - I'm sorry you're sick but why did you think the choices you made were safe and logical in a pandemic?

Mary (@ohhmary)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 22:27 +0000

I have covid

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I love conferences

Katie Greifeld (@kgreifeld)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 18:17 +0000

Katie Greifeld (@kgreifeld)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 17:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1515854459078905860

I'm just sad there's no chance of Twitter doing what VW/Audi did when Porsche attempted a hostile takeover ("You've activated my trap card! *secures funding, conducts a hostile takeover of Porsche in retaliation*") because a Twitter-owned Tesla would be fucking hilarious

protected concerted activity enthusiast (@BlueSpaceCanary)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 04:31 +0000

Dying

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 00:47 +0000

A ton of us (myself included) just learned about poison pills this week and they're really not a good look.

Alexis Ohanian 7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ (@alexisohanian)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 00:25 +0000

If watching the last season of "The Expanse" left you wanting more and you felt like there was a whole story of Laconia that you didn't get, I have amazing news...

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 20:49 +0000

good morning

Resnauv (@Resnauv)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 20:04 +0000

However, for those tasked with keeping bluetooth-based metaverse sex hardware up and running, death cannot come soon enough.

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Resnauv (@Resnauv)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 20:04 +0000

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 05:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1515824752891695104

haha heyyy dilbert. ever tried findom? hmu

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 01:22 +0000

Boss: your leave request broke the system Me: uh sigh Boss: why do you want to take the specific week off in 2038 Me: for this exact reason

xssfox (@xssfox)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 06:39 +0000

Chris Wise (@MildlyAutistic)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 20:45 +0000

The problem with (re)watching Silicon Valley in the evenings is that it's not really relaxing.😬

Issy Long (@issyl0)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 21:13 +0000

And now my fave Easter cartoon.

Janet Fielding (@jfmouthonlegs)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 06:55 +0000

A collection of command line tools to extend the shell environment. - GitHub - rudymatela/evenmoreutils: A collection of command line tools to extend the shell environment.

https://twitter.com/michael_merrick/status/1515579590491709441

No. Who are you to tell us we can't judge a man for his evil actions that are carried out in direct opposition to the faith he professes to hold? How dare you?

Red 'til I'm Dead (@suziegeewizz)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 12:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1515769722381471754

And let’s not forget how thanks to the nature of DeFi, inside jobs are just as plausible as an attack. If you develop a protocol, would you not be tempted to leave a small door to make off with tens of millions, and never be charged with any crimes? It’s so tempting.

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https://twitter.com/ConorMcTether/status/1515747310205952000

Inside job probably

Dr. Ray (@doctorrayhaan)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 17:47 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 19:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1515769139482316812

Stealing $100M in diamonds is a criminal act, and those committing it were caught and imprisoned. Exploiting $80M via a DeFi protocol is… not even stealing, apparently? No police involved, and all the DeFi protocol can do is… ask nicely to return the money:

twitter.com/beanstalkfarms…

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We’re engaging all efforts to try to move forward. As a decentralized project, we are asking the DeFi community and experts in chain analytics to help us limit the exploiter's ability to withdraw funds via CEXes. If the exploiter is open to a discussion, we are as well. twitter.com/losslessdefi/s…

Beanstalk Farms (@BeanstalkFarms)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 17:40 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 19:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/gurlcode/status/1515721779465043973

is it true that they adopted the doordash model and they make the engineers be extras on the shows

monster energy ultra siesta (@freezydorito)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 16:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1515722379212767240

no but we are all required to watch Schitt’s Creek to keep it in the Trending category

Jenn Creighton (@gurlcode)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 16:06 +0000

The weirdest part about working at Netflix is seeing the wild, inaccurate speculation on what it’s like to work here.

Jenn Creighton (@gurlcode)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 16:00 +0000

Is it considered stealing if the attacker goes by the rules coded in the protocol? DeFi is learning the lessons the rest of the finance industry has done so the past ~100 years, and put guardrails against them. All I can say it’s very profitable to exploit DeFi right now:

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Beanstalk is a credit based stablecoin protocol that was hacked for ~$80 million an hour ago How? By flashloan-ing enough collateral to become a supermajority voter and create a proposal(BIP) to effectively rug the protocol all in 1 tx lets dive in 👇

twitter.com/peckshield/sta…

surya (@sdand)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:14 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 19:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1515626517543366659

This person is also a woman, not being seen as a victim at all

facebook aunt (@divine_hours)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 13:48 +0000

now see this what i mean. according to the actual articles, the cis women had consensual sex with the trans woman, and people are going "you can't consent to sex in prison", which would logically mean the trans woman could not consent but to these same people, it's the opposite.

Tumisha's Stud Boiwife (@disrupthehuman)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 21:49 +0000

I’m sorry but am I the only one who thinks that opening a mysterious sarcophagus made out of lead that was buried 65 feet under an 850-year old church is a really fucking bad idea?

Santiago Mayer 🌻 (@santiagomayer_)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 19:37 +0000

Let’s compare the performance of all supported runtimes + 2 custom runtimes (Rust and GraalVM).

Jak jecie sushi to najpierw wrzucacie rolki czy najpierw wlewacie mleko?

Ｓａｄ░ｎｏｉｓｅｓ　（中二病） (@miesotarianin)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:59 +0000

every relationship in my 30s

aaron (@spacethug_)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1515698887356518411

He did. but also this.

Artur SowińskiⓋ (@ArturSowinski)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:53 +0000

Happy Easter @neilhimself @terryandrob ❤️

Joe Marino (@Geekdomo)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/status/1515465308869468163

Jesus would have flipped a table and driven you out of the temple FYI x “They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good.” - Titus 1:16.

Jack Monroe ♿️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@BootstrapCook)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 07:59 +0000

A reminder of one of the most beautiful etymologies out there: the 'pupil' of the eye is named after the Latin 'pupilla', little doll' - because when we look into the eyes of another, we see a tiny, doll-like reflection of ourselves.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 12:35 +0000

Hey! I just saw a woman asking another very drunk woman, who was about to get in a car with a guy who was kinda pressuring her, “hey do you know him? Did you meet him tonight? Everything ok??” And I just wanna say…always do this!! You could really be helping somebody. Right on!

Laura Peek (@laurapeek_)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 07:04 +0000

My favorite thing is when I stay up too late and my dog passive aggressively puts herself to bed without me, like “YOU do what you want but SOME us have work in the morning.”

Ayana Gray (@AyanaGray)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 05:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515329946712825856

no, this is not me saying ""no kink at pride" people are all radfems, homophobes, and transmisogynists" this is me saying recognize that this is watered down rhetoric used to radicalize you and continuing down this path will turn you into one and you're normalizing & enabling it

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:06 +0000